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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mike Painter" |
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19 Mar 2005 12:51:32 AM |
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Death - again |
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend who's mom
died early this morning and I just got back from what is probably another
one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks somebody
to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary tell you all
I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to be with
her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself thinking I
might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash "gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was with her
mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into the "Universal
Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the metaphysical
concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to the
energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell because
it has three letters like god does and that represents the trinity.
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 04:27:23 AM |
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In article <oIK_d.24454$OU1.21654@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend who's mom
died early this morning and I just got back from what is probably another
one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks somebody
to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary tell you all
I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to be with
her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself thinking I
might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash "gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was with her
mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into the "Universal
Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the metaphysical
concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to the
energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell because
it has three letters like god does and that represents the trinity.
I think you're on to something here. It worked for L. Ron.
-Frank
--
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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| User: "wcb" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 07:53:27 PM |
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Frank J Warner wrote:
In article <oIK_d.24454$OU1.21654@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend who's
mom died early this morning and I just got back from what is probably
another one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks
somebody to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary
tell you all I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to be
with her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself thinking
I might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash "gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was with
her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into the
"Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the metaphysical
concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to the
energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
I think you're on to something here. It worked for L. Ron.
Rev. Moon isn't hurting for money either.
Baghwan Rajneesh had 90 Rolls Royces.
--
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
21 Mar 2005 05:31:21 AM |
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wcb wrote:
Frank J Warner wrote:
In article <oIK_d.24454$OU1.21654@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Mike
Painter <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend
who's mom died early this morning and I just got back from what is
probably another one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks
somebody to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the
contrary tell you all I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking
to be with her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself
thinking I might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash
"gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was
with her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into
the "Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers
to the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
I think you're on to something here. It worked for L. Ron.
Rev. Moon isn't hurting for money either.
Baghwan Rajneesh had 90 Rolls Royces.
I probably do but there's a major roadblock that presents itself when I have
these ideas. My morality.
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| User: "wcb" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 04:10:48 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend who's
mom died early this morning and I just got back from what is probably
another one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks somebody
to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary tell you
all I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to be
with her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself thinking
I might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash "gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was with
her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into the
"Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
Sounds like a newage rip off of the basic idea of atman
of Hindu religion. With a more updated label.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the metaphysical
concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to the
energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
--
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 01:26:37 AM |
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On 18 Mar 2005, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend
who's mom died early this morning and I just got back from what is
probably another one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks
somebody to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the
contrary tell you all I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to
be with her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself
thinking I might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash
"gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was
with her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into
the "Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
UEP?
That sounds like a promising way to screw the sheep.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 01:19:06 PM |
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On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 19:26:37 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
UEP?
That sounds like a promising way to screw the sheep.
Is sex, all you ever think of?
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
January 27th
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 01:30:26 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
UEP?
That sounds like a promising way to screw the sheep.
PEU
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 01:55:45 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:SgL_d.24471$OU1.17148@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
UEP?
That sounds like a promising way to screw the sheep.
PEU
OMG!
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 03:00:20 AM |
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In article <3a1f50F64ulcmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
UEP?
PEU
OMG!
D'OH!
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 03:03:58 AM |
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On 18 Mar 2005, Brian E. Clark dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <3a1f50F64ulcmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
UEP?
PEU
OMG!
D'OH!
OY
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 07:19:16 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005, Brian E. Clark dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
In article <3a1f50F64ulcmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
UEP?
PEU
OMG!
D'OH!
OY
QSS
(Que sera, sera. C'est =E1 propos pour un ath=E9e, n'estce pas?)
Rob=E9rt Chien
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 05:08:08 PM |
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wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Mar 2005, Brian E. Clark dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
In article <3a1f50F64ulcmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff said...
UEP?
PEU
OMG!
D'OH!
OY
QSS
(Que sera, sera. C'est á propos pour un athée, n'estce pas?)
DD (I've got a nickel that says this one will get past all but people over
50 at a minimum.)
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 12:13:39 PM |
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:51:32 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
A few weeks ago it was a friend, today I got a call from a friend who's mom
died early this morning and I just got back from what is probably another
one. I could have walked there faster.
So I've been thinking about putting a clause in my will that asks somebody
to come here and in the absence of any evidence to the contrary tell you all
I died an atheist.
The death this morning was expected and the woman had been asking to be with
her mom for the last few weeks.
So when my friend said "she's with her mom now." I braced myself thinking I
might be asked about my beliefs.
Instead she gave me an idea for a new religion (Please send cash "gifts")
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was with her
mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into the "Universal
Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the metaphysical
concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to the
energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell because
it has three letters like god does and that represents the trinity.
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
19 Mar 2005 05:06:15 PM |
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duke wrote:
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was
with her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into
the "Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
This is hard to believe. Earl got something right.
It's a new religion Earl, *OF COURSE* it's a money scam.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 05:04:11 AM |
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On 19 Mar 2005, Mike Painter dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
duke wrote:
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
This is hard to believe. Earl got something right.
It's a new religion Earl, *OF COURSE* it's a money scam.
As long as it's not *his* religion, he thinks he has nothing to lose by
slandering it.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "duke" |
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20 Mar 2005 12:15:23 AM |
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 17:06:15 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
duke wrote:
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was
with her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into
the "Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
This is hard to believe. Earl got something right.
It's a new religion Earl, *OF COURSE* it's a money scam.
Of course it is. That's what I told you.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 03:30:21 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 17:06:15 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
duke wrote:
My friend said she has no real religious convictions so her mom was
with her mom under all conditions. In some heaven or just back into
the "Universal Energy Pool"
Think of the power of UPE.
If I want money from a new age rock petter I can explain the
metaphysical concept of the UPE.
Money from the hard core pinko atheist commie scum and UPE refers to
the energy in the universe.
Money from an IDiot and UPE is just a way to sneak god into the
schools.
And I tell all the christians that UPE is a first century Greek word
mistranslated from the original bible and it means god. You can tell
because it has three letters like god does and that represents the
trinity.
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
This is hard to believe. Earl got something right.
It's a new religion Earl, *OF COURSE* it's a money scam.
Of course it is. That's what I told you.
We agree. New religion = Money Scam
Christianity: 2000 years old
Paganism: 5000 years old
Therefore "Christianity = New Religion = Money Scam".
I love logic. ;-)
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Death - again |
20 Mar 2005 07:35:42 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
Sounds like a money scam to me. Not surprised of course.
This is hard to believe. Earl got something right.
It's a new religion Earl, *OF COURSE* it's a money scam.
Of course it is. That's what I told you.
We agree. New religion = Money Scam
Christianity: 2000 years old
Paganism: 5000 years old
Therefore "Christianity = New Religion = Money Scam".
I love logic. ;-)
I think the proper response is Whooosh.
Follow Earl for a while and you will see his little "episodes" happen near
and on the week end.
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