Vacancy:
Job Title: Deity
Hours: 24/7
Salary: Virtue
Qualifications. None required.
A vacancy has arisen for a deity, experience not essential. Immortality
is desirable but not essential, as is infallibility, omniscience and
omnipotence. Must be able to perform miracles. Sense of humour is essential.
To apply for this job, you can either manifest yourself as a vision, or
apply in writing to: the wailing wall, Jerusalem, Mecca, The Vatican
City , Lambeth Palace, London or alt.atheism newsgroup.
Closing date: Whenever.
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