I can just hear it now: "I did not have cyber-sex with that young boy."

--Sean C

The Meaning of "ummmmmmmmm"
Speaker Hasert and the Over Friendly Congressman

By MISSY COMLEY BEATTIE

http://counterpunch.org/beattie10022006.html


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.' This is former Rep. Mark Foley's e-mail response to
an underage congressional page who had just answered Foley's question
about penis size. In fact, the Florida congressman had asked the kid to
'get a ruler and measure it for me.'

All the lurid details are available for other readers and not just
congressional pages. And, now, Foley, the former co-chair of the
Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus, has checked
himself into an alcohol rehab.

This is the statement he issued: 'I strongly believe that I am an
alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate treatment for
alcoholism and other behavior problems.'

The operative word here is 'other.' Somehow, I get the feeling that
Foley would have us believe that the alcohol made him do it. What a
convenient scapegoat. As convenient as "the Devil made me do it," that
old excuse relied on by legions of evangelicals who need to blame
someone, anything, other than themselves for their problems.

I'm wondering if House Speaker Dennis Hastert is going to check into an
alcohol treatment center as well. Surely, he needs a defense for hiding
knowledge of Mark Foley's activities. Hastert, who was told months ago
about the e-mails, characterized their content as 'over friendly.' Over
friendly? Dennis, were you under the influence when you said this?

Here are some examples in one of the 'over friendly' e-mails.

'Did you spank it this weekend?'

'I always use lotion and the hand.'

'Well, I have a totally stiff wood now.'

'I am hard as a rock.'

Over friendly?

Wait, there's more of this 'over friendly' messaging.

Writes Foley: 'Do you really do it face down?'

And: 'Where do you unload it?'

Also: 'Completely naked?'

Then: 'Cute butt bouncing in the air.'

'Great visual' and 'I may try that.' He even refers to his 'one-eyed
snake.'

If Dennis Hastert thinks this is merely 'over friendly,' one has to
wonder what the house speaker would consider perverse and
inappropriate.

Actually, I know the answer. Bill Clinton's semen on a blue dress.

Missy Beattie lives in New York City. She's written for National Public
Radio and Nashville Life Magazine. An outspoken critic of the Bush
Administration and the war in Iraq, she's a member of Gold Star
Families for Peace. She completed a novel last year, but since the
death of her nephew, Marine Lance Cpl. Chase J. Comley, in Iraq on
August 6,'05, she has been writing political articles. She can be
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