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29 Nov 2004 11:30:42 AM |
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Destroy Larry!!! |
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:37:23 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<k86lq0l1p9ibff0ft35sd3q11cmrdvgk80@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:44:45 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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29 Nov 2004 07:12:20 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:37:23 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<k86lq0l1p9ibff0ft35sd3q11cmrdvgk80@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:44:45 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
Larry probably sits down a lot at his age anyway.
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29 Nov 2004 07:39:41 PM |
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in
news:UNPqd.35130$AL5.29474@twister.nyroc.rr.com:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:37:23 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<k86lq0l1p9ibff0ft35sd3q11cmrdvgk80@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:44:45 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only)
Guess Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton,
Alan, Larry's left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt
like a real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the
bowl. I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air,
I guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
Larry probably sits down a lot at his age anyway.
Don't his hemorrhoids limit his sitting? Or does he have one of those
inflatable ***** doughnuts to sit on?
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01 Dec 2004 12:33:20 AM |
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On 30 Nov 2004 01:39:41 GMT, Fifo <firstin@first.out> wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only)
Guess Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton,
Alan, Larry's left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt
like a real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the
bowl. I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air,
I guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
Larry probably sits down a lot at his age anyway.
Don't his hemorrhoids limit his sitting? Or does he have one of those
inflatable ***** doughnuts to sit on?
You could say that. I usually sit on Mel.
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:32:42 AM |
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:12:20 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
Larry probably sits down a lot at his age anyway.
Only when I'm not playing racquetball.
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01 Dec 2004 04:19:18 PM |
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote
Larry probably sits down a lot at his age anyway.
Only when I'm not playing racquetball.
Do you use the cheat codes?
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04 Dec 2004 12:06:17 AM |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:36:34 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1qi2r05h3p9imh9h00h75cqqcen4b6rp99@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:49:16 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
Funny.. I always thought it was an iceberg.
I was drinking a scotch on the rocks at the time. What can I say - I
like big rocks.
so do i.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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04 Dec 2004 04:31:09 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:utk2r094tdhcj5jd74onpv0ubtq9rvuets@4ax.com...
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:36:34 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1qi2r05h3p9imh9h00h75cqqcen4b6rp99@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:49:16 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
Funny.. I always thought it was an iceberg.
I was drinking a scotch on the rocks at the time. What can I say - I
like big rocks.
so do i.
you need them to hide behind fag boy.
Robbery In A Church
A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the money but
notices a priest. The crook wants to kill the only witness, so he pulls out
his gun, and fires. The crook missed and said "Damn, I missed." the preist
tells the crook "If you swear in the house of God again, you will be struck
by lightening." The crook shoots, misses, and again say "Damn, I missed."
Suddenly, the heavens open up and a bolt of lightening thunders down and
hits the preist. Then a towery voice says "Damn, I missed."
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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04 Dec 2004 12:20:21 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:utk2r094tdhcj5jd74onpv0ubtq9rvuets@4ax.com...
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:36:34 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<1qi2r05h3p9imh9h00h75cqqcen4b6rp99@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:49:16 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
Funny.. I always thought it was an iceberg.
I was drinking a scotch on the rocks at the time. What can I say - I
like big rocks.
so do i.
Care factor....
Jule§
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| User: "Mel" |
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04 Dec 2004 12:27:51 AM |
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 16:50:21 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <41b15721$0$8114$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:36:34 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:49:16 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
Funny.. I always thought it was an iceberg.
I was drinking a scotch on the rocks at the time. What can I say - I
like big rocks.
so do i.
Care factor....
Jule§
you do? how LOVELY...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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04 Dec 2004 04:34:53 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 16:50:21 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote
in
message <41b15721$0$8114$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:36:34 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:49:16 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
Funny.. I always thought it was an iceberg.
I was drinking a scotch on the rocks at the time. What can I say - I
like big rocks.
so do i.
Care factor....
Jule§
you do? how LOVELY...
you even sound like a sissy queer fag boy.
Daddy Johnny
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little
girls have babies?" "No," said his Mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his
friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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03 Dec 2004 08:11:50 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 18:52:37 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<05lvq0l49jp8129v9dcdkrithrckn1hots@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 18:43:09 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
this is why you must be destroyed.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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03 Dec 2004 01:06:45 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:rur0r0pstdu8m4lea5v1dtq2k4i96vg50d@4ax.com...
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 18:52:37 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<05lvq0l49jp8129v9dcdkrithrckn1hots@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 18:43:09 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
EVANS!!! You're giving away all my secrets!
As opposed to you, Mr. "Keeps His Mouth Shut"?
You know the old saying, "Loose lips sink ships"? Mine sank the
Titanic.
this is why you must be destroyed.
you'd sink any ship with your fat ***** fag boy.
Second Mortgage
This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his
to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question
on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the
other hand, answered 'several times a night'."
"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until
our second mortgage is paid off."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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29 Nov 2004 06:14:05 PM |
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Mel, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious oxygen,
hurled 31 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into alt.tasteless.jokes
on Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:30:42 +0200 with this little gem..
<hehmq01fp310sdd1srdpund79pr39koav7@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:37:23 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
<k86lq0l1p9ibff0ft35sd3q11cmrdvgk80@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:44:45 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
--
MÐ
Read all about Andrew Bryson's sock, "ur_droll"
http://redir.ek.dk/LeighDoesLoLs
http://redir.ek.dk/LeighCheersW/noConversation
http://redir.ek.dk/DrollDefendsLeigh/NoConversations
http://redir.ek.dk/Andy/LeighUseDrollAtComp
http://redir.ek.dk/DrollBackW/LeighProxyMistake
http://redir.ek.dk/LeighSock/100+IPmistakes
http://redir.ek.dk/LeighGoneToFixSock
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:29:40 AM |
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:14:05 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
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| User: "Jules" |
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01 Dec 2004 12:32:13 AM |
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:qvoqq0hvuo2iu8a6cnfrge4vgj2vuih588@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:14:05 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan,
Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt
like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
Oh, I dunno. He seems more like the *nose in the crotch* kinda dog to me.,
Jule§
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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01 Dec 2004 02:57:48 AM |
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On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 17:02:13 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan,
Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt
like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
Oh, I dunno. He seems more like the *nose in the crotch* kinda dog to me.,
I think you're off by about 180 degrees.
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01 Dec 2004 08:01:30 AM |
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Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 31 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 00:57:48 -0800 with this
little gem.. <ar1rq0hqqofedpv1lji356t2u8ufjm1sjv@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 17:02:13 +1030, "Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan,
Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt
like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
Oh, I dunno. He seems more like the *nose in the crotch* kinda dog to me.,
I think you're off by about 180 degrees.]
...and a 4 or 5 degree elevation of the nose
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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01 Dec 2004 08:03:09 AM |
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Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 25 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 22:29:40 -0800 with this
little gem.. <qvoqq0hvuo2iu8a6cnfrge4vgj2vuih588@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:14:05 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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01 Dec 2004 01:19:39 PM |
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On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:03:09 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
03 Dec 2004 10:32:09 AM |
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Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 29 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 11:19:39 -0800 with this
little gem.. <p86sq09kqttqes4196qg5u738q22obbhcb@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:03:09 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
About a week before you got here r.h had the first (and only) Guess
Whose Arse contest. The answers were Elisabeth, Milton, Alan, Larry's
left cheek, Greg, and Larry's right cheek.
And believe me, when I found myself between Larry's cheeks I felt like a
real *****.
Hole?
That shouldn't be your main concern, there are pwgthur other
things you really outta worry about. First, what made him think
he could find whatever he was looking for between your butt
cheeks? Second, and even more alarming, how in hell did he find
_himself_ lodged in there?
Greg moonlights as a toilet bowl cleaner in his spare time and we
hired him. What we never realized was that he works inside the bowl.
I sat down to take a crap just while he was coming up for air, I
guess. <g>
i'm going to destroy you, your family and everything you stand for.
always trying to bring people down to your level..
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
03 Dec 2004 03:54:02 PM |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:32:09 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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04 Dec 2004 11:11:53 AM |
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Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 13 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 13:54:02 -0800 with this
little gem.. <m2o1r0p1qftvff6vgjit4n8vncfvuism5r@4ax.com>:
On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:32:09 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
04 Dec 2004 01:49:51 PM |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 17:11:53 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
06 Dec 2004 08:16:55 PM |
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Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 18 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Sat, 04 Dec 2004 11:49:51 -0800 with this
little gem.. <g454r016vs8qhj26tbao425e5p1jgmtfis@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 17:11:53 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote:
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
...even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
--
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force reality
to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
15 Dec 2004 03:33:59 AM |
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:22:54 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote
in message <q2tvr05te1hlqmfv96te1aq3sjuele33ut@4ax.com>:
Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:16:55 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
..even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
Perhaps an arrangement of "Bolero" played on chain saws. We could
have it filmed. How about "Deconstructing Mel" for a title?
"Cape Town Chainsaw Massacre" has a nice ring..
my wet dream come true!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
15 Dec 2004 07:05:29 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:t110s0lvt5c8vumm3jbf4hkv219sai5pvp@4ax.com...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:22:54 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote
in message <q2tvr05te1hlqmfv96te1aq3sjuele33ut@4ax.com>:
Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:16:55 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as
you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
..even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
Perhaps an arrangement of "Bolero" played on chain saws. We could
have it filmed. How about "Deconstructing Mel" for a title?
"Cape Town Chainsaw Massacre" has a nice ring..
my wet dream come true!
more like you wet your panties again fag boy.
Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn
upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use
only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals.
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
15 Dec 2004 05:39:15 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:22:54 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote
in message <q2tvr05te1hlqmfv96te1aq3sjuele33ut@4ax.com>:
Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:16:55 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
..even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
Perhaps an arrangement of "Bolero" played on chain saws. We could
have it filmed. How about "Deconstructing Mel" for a title?
"Cape Town Chainsaw Massacre" has a nice ring..
my wet dream come true!
Hey Mel...would you mind not cross posting every piece of ***** post that
you reply to over into AFJC? I can't get Xians into there thanx to your
trash.
--
St. Jackanapes
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The Only Living Holy Relic - Bearer of the One True Liver
http://www.jackanapes.ws - http://www.voy.com/20630/
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HALAH'S OPEN FORUM: http://forums.clickhalah.com/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: St. Jackanapes begs for mercy from Mel |
16 Dec 2004 12:14:10 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 06:39:15 -0500, St. Jackanapes
<Jesus-Pooped-In-His-Loincloth@Church-Last-Sunday.org> wrote in message
<cpp7p8$kpi$1@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:22:54 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com> wrote
Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:16:55 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
..even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
Perhaps an arrangement of "Bolero" played on chain saws. We could
have it filmed. How about "Deconstructing Mel" for a title?
"Cape Town Chainsaw Massacre" has a nice ring..
my wet dream come true!
Hey Mel...would you mind not cross posting every piece of ***** post that
you reply to over into AFJC? I can't get Xians into there thanx to your
trash.
A begging whining post from afjc??? are you soft in the head, man!???
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: St. Jackanapes begs for mercy from Mel |
16 Dec 2004 07:42:20 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:7653s0968hgm0mtj15a5l95vdip8l4de6l@4ax.com...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 06:39:15 -0500, St. Jackanapes
<Jesus-Pooped-In-His-Loincloth@Church-Last-Sunday.org> wrote in message
<cpp7p8$kpi$1@pita.alt.net>:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mel said...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:22:54 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote
Larry Krzewinski, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:16:55 GMT, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
Mel tends to remind me of an old toothless dog barking at you
as you
walk past its yard.
that's just about the time they're put out of their misery
Mel + euthanasia = Merry Christmas Usenet.
It would be merrier if mercy wasn't in the equation..
Picky, picky, picky!
practical
If you have a better idea let's hear it. I just thought no one
wanted
to hear Mel screaming in agony.
..even Mozart couldn't have come up with a more pleasing melody
Perhaps an arrangement of "Bolero" played on chain saws. We could
have it filmed. How about "Deconstructing Mel" for a title?
"Cape Town Chainsaw Massacre" has a nice ring..
my wet dream come true!
Hey Mel...would you mind not cross posting every piece of ***** post that
you reply to over into AFJC? I can't get Xians into there thanx to your
trash.
A begging whining post from afjc??? are you soft in the head, man!???
no one is as soft in the head as you are fag boy.
Firm THIS Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your
control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your
brother."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Destroy Larry!!! |
16 Dec 2004 12:14:40 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:42:02 -0500, "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com>
wrote in message <32b4aaF3ev7a1U1@individual.net>:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Hey Mel...would you mind not cross posting every piece of ***** post
that you reply to over into AFJC? I can't get Xians into there thanx
to your trash.
Oh, cool - the trolls are getting into territory wars. Reckon they'll
wipe each other out?
Greg
or even off?
here's atj's rule #1:
troll everything. no exceptions.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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