Religions > Atheism > Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ
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"Raymond Karczewski" |
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10 Apr 2006 07:07:04 PM |
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Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ |
Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by
Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ
by Raymond Ronald Karczewski=A9 -- A Living Christ
On 04-09-06 the CIA has struck once again with their ILLEGAL
DOMESTIC
WARFARE against me. This specifically addresses the governments
program of causing me to experiece EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE via the use of
HIDDEN ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT in the hills beyond my compound.
I arrived at the Yankee Pot Roast in Grants Pass at approximately
7:30 PM, and was greeted by a rather rude young lady who stated that
the
establishment would be closing in about a half an hour. I informed her
that it was her duty as a public company to see to my needs until
closing
time. At several times while impressing my legal knowledge upon her, my
flatulence overcame me with noisy, smelly expulsions. She had the nerve
to point out that my gas smelled terrible, when several customers in
close
proximity started rudely gawking and acting like they could smell it 20
feet
away.
At this point the manager came out, and asked if he could seat us in
an area that was already cordoned off for the evening. I have never
been
so insulted and embarassed in my life. The nerve of this young man, as
an employee in the service industry, it is his job to pretend not to
notice my flatulence, especially since it is caused by the CIA. I
flatly refused and DEMANDED A SEAT IN THE REGULAR CUSTOMER AREA.
I was finally seated at 7:42 PM when several customers complained to
the waitress that they could not stand the
stench of my flatulence. One very rude child looked at me and
laughed. Parents have no control over their children today, what that
child needed was a good sound beating.
Our order was taken at 7:51 pm, and I demanded a steak, well done
just on principle so that they would have to wait on me. At precisely
8:13 pm, my dinner was presented to me by a VERY RUDE YOUNG LADY. I
overheard her exclaim to a coworker that she homework to do, and
couldn't wait for the "Gassy Jerk" to finish stinking up the place.
I DEMANDED TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER IMMEDIATELY!!! Upon
notification
of her rude behavior, I was asked to leave since my "excessive gas and
rude behavior" had allegedly reached the threshhold of "abuse". His
nose remained wrinkled the whole time. At this time I noticed a feeling
of moisture and felt my pulse; my rectum was bleeding again. The CIA
must have followed me in one of their STEALTH TRUCKS and caused me to
start hemoraging from the rectum.
I WILL NEVER eat at this establishment again. I have never seen such
horrible reaction to a MAN WITH A MEDICAL AFFLICTION that was caused by
the CIA. My wife had the nerve to ask if perhaps my flatulence had
caused the bleeding, but needless to say, SHE WILL NOT MAKE THAT
MISTAKE, EVER AGAIN.
I realize that this post sounds rather angry, but my anger is just.
Raymond Ronald Karczewski=A9 -- A Living Christ
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BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!!!
Do not give your support to government!
Do not accept anything from government!
Boycott Government and take back the country!
***************************************************************
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| User: "gatt" |
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| Title: Re: Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ |
11 Apr 2006 01:02:29 PM |
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So, Ray, what you're saying is that the CIA caused you to fart your ***** out
in a restaurant and then followed you around in Steath Trucks?
"Raymond Karczewski" <raynitajoco@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1144714024.537841.215670@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by
Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ
by Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
On 04-09-06 the CIA has struck once again with their ILLEGAL
DOMESTIC
WARFARE against me. This specifically addresses the governments
program of causing me to experiece EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE via the use of
HIDDEN ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT in the hills beyond my compound.
I arrived at the Yankee Pot Roast in Grants Pass at approximately
7:30 PM, and was greeted by a rather rude young lady who stated that
the
establishment would be closing in about a half an hour. I informed her
that it was her duty as a public company to see to my needs until
closing
time. At several times while impressing my legal knowledge upon her, my
flatulence overcame me with noisy, smelly expulsions. She had the nerve
to point out that my gas smelled terrible, when several customers in
close
proximity started rudely gawking and acting like they could smell it 20
feet
away.
At this point the manager came out, and asked if he could seat us in
an area that was already cordoned off for the evening. I have never
been
so insulted and embarassed in my life. The nerve of this young man, as
an employee in the service industry, it is his job to pretend not to
notice my flatulence, especially since it is caused by the CIA. I
flatly refused and DEMANDED A SEAT IN THE REGULAR CUSTOMER AREA.
I was finally seated at 7:42 PM when several customers complained to
the waitress that they could not stand the
stench of my flatulence. One very rude child looked at me and
laughed. Parents have no control over their children today, what that
child needed was a good sound beating.
Our order was taken at 7:51 pm, and I demanded a steak, well done
just on principle so that they would have to wait on me. At precisely
8:13 pm, my dinner was presented to me by a VERY RUDE YOUNG LADY. I
overheard her exclaim to a coworker that she homework to do, and
couldn't wait for the "Gassy Jerk" to finish stinking up the place.
I DEMANDED TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER IMMEDIATELY!!! Upon
notification
of her rude behavior, I was asked to leave since my "excessive gas and
rude behavior" had allegedly reached the threshhold of "abuse". His
nose remained wrinkled the whole time. At this time I noticed a feeling
of moisture and felt my pulse; my rectum was bleeding again. The CIA
must have followed me in one of their STEALTH TRUCKS and caused me to
start hemoraging from the rectum.
I WILL NEVER eat at this establishment again. I have never seen such
horrible reaction to a MAN WITH A MEDICAL AFFLICTION that was caused by
the CIA. My wife had the nerve to ask if perhaps my flatulence had
caused the bleeding, but needless to say, SHE WILL NOT MAKE THAT
MISTAKE, EVER AGAIN.
I realize that this post sounds rather angry, but my anger is just.
Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
***************************************************************
BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!!!
Do not give your support to government!
Do not accept anything from government!
Boycott Government and take back the country!
***************************************************************
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| User: "Lobby Dosser" |
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| Title: Re: Discrimination Directed Toward Me due to Medical Ailments Caused by Government/Media Conspiracy to Discredit a Christ |
13 Apr 2006 04:23:47 AM |
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"gatt" <LiveFromTheClocktower@gfy.com> wrote:
So, Ray, what you're saying is that the CIA caused you to fart your
***** out in a restaurant and then followed you around in Steath Trucks?
Looks like a Very Good Parody of Uncle Ray. But then ....
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