So a Jew and a Jehovah's Witness walk into bar and the
bartender says, what'll it be, you lousy filthy homosexuals?
The Jew says 'I'm not gay' and the JW says 'I'm not gay
either', so the bartender says, 'well this is a gay bar'
and giggles. And so the Jew says 'that's fine, I'll take
a dead penis', to which the bartender says, 'easy enough' and
the JW says 'I'll take a deadpope, thank you' and the bartender
says "a deadpope? what do you think this is, the church of
scientology?". And the JW says 'oh fine, sheesh, if I cannot
consume a deadpope I'll have an Eat My Shorts'. And the
bartender laughs and says 'good idea', emits a giggle in
order to get a disproportionate tip, but quietly mutters with
disproportionate beguiling nasality 'spawn of econo-satan'
but nobody hears.
.
|
