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28 Aug 2003 05:39:32 AM |
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Do we need men? |
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Bryan Sykes
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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28 Aug 2003 05:51:49 AM |
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On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700 in alt.atheism, maff (maff91@yahoo.com
(maff)) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Do we need men?
Well, if you want a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin
and a tricep. And a superb sense of makeup and a straight stocking
seam, well obviously:
"yes".
No that I'm biased, or anything, you understand.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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29 Aug 2003 07:11:01 PM |
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They come in real handy for barbers . . .
--Tock
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| User: "JTEM" |
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28 Aug 2003 03:32:35 PM |
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"maff" <maff91@yahoo.com> wrote
Do we need men?
Heterosexist pig!
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| User: "Eric Pepke" |
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28 Aug 2003 04:16:20 PM |
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(maff) wrote in message news:<18510aff.0308280239.5c64dd38@posting.google.com>...
Do we need men?
If we didn't have men, who would women blame?
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| User: "JPG" |
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28 Aug 2003 06:30:02 AM |
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On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
JPG
Bryan Sykes
http://news.google.com/news?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bryan+Sykes%22&sa=N&tab=gn
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bryan+Sykes%22&sa=N&tab=nw
http://groups.google.com/groups?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bryan+Sykes%22&sa=N&tab=wg
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&scoring=d&q=+%22Bryan+Sykes%22&sa=N&tab=gd&cat=gwd%2FTop
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Aug 2003 07:38:47 AM |
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In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "JPG" |
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28 Aug 2003 08:41:55 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 12:38:47 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
If only I could find a way for the females in my house (wife and two
adult daughters) to be less fluffy !
JPG
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Aug 2003 11:49:34 AM |
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In article <Xns93E54F7392926ghostmanghostcom@127.0.0.1>, Ghost Rider says...
One fine day in alt.atheism, JPG fired a few neurons and wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 12:38:47 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
If only I could find a way for the females in my house (wife and two
adult daughters) to be less fluffy !
JPG
Here here! My wife and two daughters are completely incapable of cleaning
up after our three dogs. The three times I've actually convinced my older
one to do it, she had to put a plastic bag over her hand. I keep trying
to tell her, it's just funny smelling dirt! It washes off!
LOL, you're terrible. I've cleaned dog crap out of my hiking boots before and
I'll take cat poop over that nasty stuff any day! :)
But, along those lines, you don't actually think my husband cleans out the
litter box do you? Or feed the felines? Or take them to the vet?
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with the
witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving birth, my
husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that nasty thing
anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it since ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Aug 2003 01:11:06 PM |
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In article <agdskv4b4hs1s1cle44vatam9lev12kgba@4ax.com>, Therion Ware says...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
(Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <Xns93E54F7392926ghostmanghostcom@127.0.0.1>, Ghost Rider says...
One fine day in alt.atheism, JPG fired a few neurons and wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 12:38:47 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
If only I could find a way for the females in my house (wife and two
adult daughters) to be less fluffy !
JPG
Here here! My wife and two daughters are completely incapable of cleaning
up after our three dogs. The three times I've actually convinced my older
one to do it, she had to put a plastic bag over her hand. I keep trying
to tell her, it's just funny smelling dirt! It washes off!
LOL, you're terrible. I've cleaned dog crap out of my hiking boots before and
I'll take cat poop over that nasty stuff any day! :)
But, along those lines, you don't actually think my husband cleans out the
litter box do you? Or feed the felines? Or take them to the vet?
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with the
witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving birth, my
husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that nasty thing
anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it since ;)
What you need is:
http://www.shvaika.ic.ck.ua/toilet2/toilet2engl.html
Honestly.
LOL - Well, I think one is probably too old to learn and the other is so small
(only 12 weeks), I think she'd fall in and drown :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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28 Aug 2003 07:19:07 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with the
witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving birth, my
husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that nasty thing
anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Ghost Rider" |
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28 Aug 2003 11:46:14 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Steve Knight fired a few neurons and wrote
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
It washes off your hands as easily as it does from the baby's butt.
--
Ghost Rider
aa # 2011
EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
"How can you just obey?"
[Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
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| User: "Olrik" |
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28 Aug 2003 10:21:58 PM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with the
witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving birth, my
husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that nasty thing
anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "jwk" |
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29 Aug 2003 12:55:56 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.08.29.13.57.28.512957@eac.org>...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:21:58 -0400, Olrik wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
I was gonna say.
I think we should move over *that way...
<Hands in pocket, whistling (tunelessly) and following Mark>
jwk
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Aug 2003 06:11:10 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:55:56 -0700, jwk wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:<pan.2003.08.29.13.57.28.512957@eac.org>...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:21:58 -0400, Olrik wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean
that nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched
it since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing.
Same with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with
the kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and
(hard swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that
instantly stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from
the nursery to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
I was gonna say.
I think we should move over *that way...
<Hands in pocket, whistling (tunelessly) and following Mark>
Ah! Nice weather we're having!
(Don't turn around no matter what sounds you hear)
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Aug 2003 09:39:27 AM |
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In article <pan.2003.08.29.13.57.28.512957@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:21:58 -0400, Olrik wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
I was gonna say.
I think we should move over *that way...
<chuckle> You guys are funny ;)
Now, where's my shotgun? ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Aug 2003 06:11:50 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 14:39:27 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.08.29.13.57.28.512957@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:21:58 -0400, Olrik wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
I was gonna say.
I think we should move over *that way...
<chuckle> You guys are funny ;)
Now, where's my shotgun? ;D
I'm sure it's somewhere at least five miles in the direction opposite the
one I'm now hurriedly moving in...
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Ikyoto" |
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29 Aug 2003 10:15:29 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 14:39:27 GMT, a person tagged as Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> posted:
In article <pan.2003.08.29.13.57.28.512957@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:21:58 -0400, Olrik wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:49:34 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
It's not a man's job to clean up kitty litter. We have very
sensitive stomachs. It's not a macho thing. It's a medical thing. Same
with diapers. I remember the first time I wanted to 'help' with the
kid's diapers, like it was yesterday. I undid the Pampers and (hard
swallow....) was overwhelmed by an aromatic horror that instantly
stopped my heart. My god! It wasn't even brown! I ran from the nursery
to the toilet and barfed up.
So, as you can see, men can't do these things for sound medical
reasons. Right guys?
You're on your own with that one, man...
I was gonna say.
I think we should move over *that way...
<chuckle> You guys are funny ;)
Now, where's my shotgun? ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Things I do:
Laundry
Dishes 50% of the time
Lawn work 50% of the time
Fix all the stuff that breaks in a house full of kids
Send my wife to visit friends for 10 days while I'm on the only break
from work I get for the year.
Cook when ever she asks me to
Diapers when the kids were younger...
and after 18 years I have YET to take her up on her offer of me having
a mistress so she doesn't have to put up wiht "that"....
The only thing I can't seem to do is clean my desk.... Last I saw it
it was somewhere under the computer magazines, cd cases and od bits of
stuff hold up my keyboard and coffee cup...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Aug 2003 12:12:52 PM |
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In article <6db2a550f267c0150957851f0e04efef@news.teranews.com>, Ikyoto says...
Things I do:
Laundry
My husband - whites only and only the washing part.
Dishes 50% of the time
My husband - Never
Lawn work 50% of the time
My husband - 100%, but only when forced.
Fix all the stuff that breaks in a house full of kids
Okay, he DOES do this - most of the time ;)
Send my wife to visit friends for 10 days while I'm on the only break
from work I get for the year.
Dang! I wish I could get that! :)
Cook when ever she asks me to
My husband - once every couple of months or so.
Diapers when the kids were younger...
He did do this too ;)
and after 18 years I have YET to take her up on her offer of me having
a mistress so she doesn't have to put up wiht "that"....
Oh dear - My husband is allowed to get either a muscle car or a bass boat when
he hits his mid-life crisis ;)
The only thing I can't seem to do is clean my desk.... Last I saw it
it was somewhere under the computer magazines, cd cases and od bits of
stuff hold up my keyboard and coffee cup...
LOL, you don't want to see mine :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Ghost Rider" |
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28 Aug 2003 12:18:08 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Therion Ware fired a few neurons and wrote:
Here here! My wife and two daughters are completely incapable of
cleaning up after our three dogs. The three times I've actually
convinced my older one to do it, she had to put a plastic bag over her
hand. I keep trying to tell her, it's just funny smelling dirt! It
washes off!
LOL, you're terrible. I've cleaned dog crap out of my hiking boots
before and I'll take cat poop over that nasty stuff any day! :)
But, along those lines, you don't actually think my husband cleans out
the litter box do you? Or feed the felines? Or take them to the vet?
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with
the witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving
birth, my husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that
nasty thing anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it
since ;)
What you need is:
http://www.shvaika.ic.ck.ua/toilet2/toilet2engl.html
Honestly.
LOL! I'd like to try that. But the cat is 15 years old, and I'm not
planning to get another one. The infamous box is inside the bathroom
cabinet under the sink. I always close it at night because of the smell.
When I get up at 5:30, it's open. The cat long ago figured out how to get
the cabinet door open. I saw her do it once. She hooks her front paws
over the top of the door, and pushes on the other door with her back paws.
I wouldn't call that an instinct, but a learned response. If cats are
capable of that, they can learn the toilet thingy.
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Ghost Rider
aa # 2011
EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
~ Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
"Don't be afraid, man is man-made."
[Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: Do we need men? |
29 Aug 2003 12:59:08 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<yoq3b.17713$cJ5.2293@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <Xns93E54F7392926ghostmanghostcom@127.0.0.1>, Ghost Rider says...
One fine day in alt.atheism, JPG fired a few neurons and wrote:
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 12:38:47 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote:
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
If only I could find a way for the females in my house (wife and two
adult daughters) to be less fluffy !
JPG
Here here! My wife and two daughters are completely incapable of cleaning
up after our three dogs. The three times I've actually convinced my older
one to do it, she had to put a plastic bag over her hand. I keep trying
to tell her, it's just funny smelling dirt! It washes off!
LOL, you're terrible. I've cleaned dog crap out of my hiking boots before and
I'll take cat poop over that nasty stuff any day! :)
But, along those lines, you don't actually think my husband cleans out the
litter box do you? Or feed the felines? Or take them to the vet?
I got a nine-month break from the litter box when I was pregnant with the
witchling. The second I got home from the hospital after giving birth, my
husband was going "Thank goodness I don't have to clean that nasty thing
anymore". That was 5 years ago and he hasn't touched it since ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
That's because they are *your cats. Cats that belong to men live
outside, catching critters and fighting other cats.
jwk
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: Do we need men? |
29 Aug 2003 04:39:53 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<rJm3b.17638$cJ5.2310@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Yeah, but who would mow the lawn? Wait, I do that.
And who would change the oil and tires on my car? Wait, I do that too.
But who would clean up the dog barf on the kitchen floor? Oh yeah, that's me too.
Hmmmm.... :-)
LisaKay
aa #2054
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| User: "maff" |
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28 Aug 2003 02:14:18 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<rJm3b.17638$cJ5.2310@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
But then again, you can do anything. You're a witch. ;-)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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28 Aug 2003 06:30:01 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 12:14:18 -0700, maff wrote:
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:<rJm3b.17638$cJ5.2310@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com>, JPG says...
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html The
Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way. But,
asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male to
the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that. Okay,
then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that. Well, then
who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that. Umm, then who would trim
the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
Hmmmmm.......... ;)
But then again, you can do anything. You're a witch. ;-)
Yeah! She turned me into a newt!
(Old habits die hard)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Igtheist" |
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| Title: Re: Do we need men? |
01 Sep 2003 06:20:15 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<rJm3b.17638$cJ5.2310@www.newsranger.com>...
Indeed - And who would take out the garbage? Oh wait, I do that.
Okay, then who would take out the recycling? Oh, wait, I do that.
Well, then who would rake the leaves? Oh wait, I do that.
Umm, then who would trim the hedges? Dang, I do that too.
See JPG. Witchypoo has a real man for a husband. ;)
Oh, and I forgot, JPG, don't forget to turn in your testicles also.
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| User: "Dr. Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Do we need men? |
29 Aug 2003 06:18:15 PM |
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JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in
news:dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com:
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
I won't do that ;p
So you think _I_ need a man? =D
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Dr. Smartass" |
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30 Aug 2003 12:50:29 AM |
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Dave W <question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net> wrote in
news:Xns93E6ADFF866F5invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E6BA4888D27askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in
news:dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com:
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
I won't do that ;p
So you think _I_ need a man? =D
You need a force cup(plunger)...
Indeed. I utterly hate doing any sort of plumbing repairs. The last time I
had to clear out a sink drain to get at something that got dropped in
there, I dry-heaved for several minutes even though I was wearing latex
gloves to keep my hands clean. Clogged toilet? Plunger! Still clogged?
Roto-Rooter!
That being said, putting in a faucet, working on the top side of a toilet,
and other "clean" sorts of plumbing don't bother me at all. It's just the
gunky stuff 8-6
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Dave W" |
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01 Sep 2003 04:05:36 AM |
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"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E78C2F5681askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
Dave W <question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net> wrote in
news:Xns93E6ADFF866F5invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E6BA4888D27askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in
news:dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com:
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html
The Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad
way. But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is
the male to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst
the turds etc to clear a blockage?
I won't do that ;p
So you think _I_ need a man? =D
You need a force cup(plunger)...
Indeed. I utterly hate doing any sort of plumbing repairs. The last
time I had to clear out a sink drain to get at something that got
dropped in there, I dry-heaved for several minutes even though I was
wearing latex gloves to keep my hands clean. Clogged toilet? Plunger!
Still clogged? Roto-Rooter!
That being said, putting in a faucet, working on the top side of a
toilet, and other "clean" sorts of plumbing don't bother me at all.
It's just the gunky stuff 8-6
The best drain clearing tool I have used is the newer plungers that are a
hollow plastic where the business end looks like a shock absorber boot. I
think there is a sink size. They move a lot of water(etc) so they aren't
really for delicate constitutions...
--
Dave W a.a.#1967
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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01 Sep 2003 10:27:12 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 09:05:36 +0000, Dave W wrote:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E78C2F5681askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
Dave W <question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net> wrote in
news:Xns93E6ADFF866F5invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E6BA4888D27askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in
news:dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com:
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html The
Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the male
to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash a
spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet amongst the
turds etc to clear a blockage?
I won't do that ;p
So you think _I_ need a man? =D
You need a force cup(plunger)...
Indeed. I utterly hate doing any sort of plumbing repairs. The last time
I had to clear out a sink drain to get at something that got dropped in
there, I dry-heaved for several minutes even though I was wearing latex
gloves to keep my hands clean. Clogged toilet? Plunger! Still clogged?
Roto-Rooter!
That being said, putting in a faucet, working on the top side of a
toilet, and other "clean" sorts of plumbing don't bother me at all. It's
just the gunky stuff 8-6
The best drain clearing tool I have used is the newer plungers that are a
hollow plastic where the business end looks like a shock absorber boot. I
think there is a sink size. They move a lot of water(etc) so they aren't
really for delicate constitutions...
Do those really work? I've seen them in the Home Depot (etc.) but
suspected them of being another marketing ploy rather than an actual
improvement.
I must have one now.
(Heh. Most gay guys love to shop at clothing stores and such... me, I
*love Home Depot and Lowe's)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Dave W" |
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01 Sep 2003 01:08:48 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in
news:pan.2003.09.01.15.27.12.150280@eac.org:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 09:05:36 +0000, Dave W wrote:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E78C2F5681askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
Dave W <question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net> wrote in
news:Xns93E6ADFF866F5invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11:
"Dr. Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns93E6BA4888D27askifyouwantit@216.77.188.51:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote in
news:dpprkvganqg2005otprcfrmu63cirn89oo@4ax.com:
On 28 Aug 2003 03:39:32 -0700, (maff) wrote:
Do we need men?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,1030456,00.html The
Y-chromosome - the ultimate symbol of machismo - is in a bad way.
But, asks Bryan Sykes, apart from breeding, what real use is the
male to the human race?
Who would climb onto the bed in the middle of the night to squash
a spider, then? Who would shove their hand down the toilet
amongst the turds etc to clear a blockage?
I won't do that ;p
So you think _I_ need a man? =D
You need a force cup(plunger)...
Indeed. I utterly hate doing any sort of plumbing repairs. The last
time I had to clear out a sink drain to get at something that got
dropped in there, I dry-heaved for several minutes even though I was
wearing latex gloves to keep my hands clean. Clogged toilet?
Plunger! Still clogged? Roto-Rooter!
That being said, putting in a faucet, working on the top side of a
toilet, and other "clean" sorts of plumbing don't bother me at all.
It's just the gunky stuff 8-6
The best drain clearing tool I have used is the newer plungers that
are a hollow plastic where the business end looks like a shock
absorber boot. I think there is a sink size. They move a lot of
water(etc) so they aren't really for delicate constitutions...
Do those really work? I've seen them in the Home Depot (etc.) but
suspected them of being another marketing ploy rather than an actual
improvement.
I must have one now.
(Heh. Most gay guys love to shop at clothing stores and such... me, I
*love Home Depot and Lowe's)
Yeah. They work pretty good. Being plastic they dont seal around the
bottom of the toilet all that well so caution is merited.
--
Dave W a.a.#1967
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| User: "marika" |
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01 Sep 2003 07:11:50 PM |
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Dave W <question.everythingUCEWILLBEIGNORED@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<Xns93E9715FE83C5invalidinvalidedu@199.45.49.11>...> >
Yeah. They work pretty good. Being plastic they dont seal around the
bottom of the toilet all that well so caution is merited.
you are continually hilariously . maybe you are
brother to thoroughly modern millie?
dress coon hounds and they bite
mk5000
"As I said earlier, it's amazing how different people can be. No
Finn would ever put up with that. There'd be a whole lot of grumbling
about the blood of our ancestors, and then the axes would fly'--chucky and janica
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