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"The Gospel Writers" |
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05 Jan 2005 07:39:38 PM |
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Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and masturbate?
http://www.thegospelwriters.com/illegal_authority_hoax.html
I wonder.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
05 Jan 2005 08:41:19 PM |
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"The Gospel Writers" <info@thegospelwriters.com> wrote in
news:uF0Dd.620310$wV.482504@attbi_s54:
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and
masturbate?
I don't know, but I sure don't want to be near enough to find out...
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Witziges Rätsel" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
06 Jan 2005 09:50:05 AM |
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If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop,
pee, and masturbate?
I wonder.
Yhwh, the Judeo-Christian god of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob,
Moses, Jesus, and Paul pooped a crockful called the bible.
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
06 Jan 2005 07:15:42 PM |
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 01:39:38 GMT in alt.atheism, "The Gospel Writers"
<info@thegospelwriters.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon
the toilet stall:
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and masturbate?
Even more so, would he die?
I mean as humans die, not in some allegorical cross incident which,
were it real, would have amounted to naught more than an immortal's
daydream.
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
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These queer eyes have seen more beauty
than you ever could imagine.
These queer eyes have seen more pain
than you could ever bear.
So next time you try telling these eyes
that you are something better,
just save your breath, guy. Queer eyes won't buy
what you are selling here....
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
06 Jan 2005 11:33:07 PM |
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 01:39:38 GMT, "The Gospel Writers"
<info@thegospelwriters.com> wrote:
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and masturbate?
No, he/it doesn't exist.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
05 Jan 2005 10:15:44 PM |
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TV's The Gospel Writers wrote:
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and
masturbate?
I bet Jesus Christ's ***** stank from eating all that fish.
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"Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast" -
Meatwad
"The Constitution was written on reefer by dudes with wooden teeth" - OG Loc
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
05 Jan 2005 09:40:37 PM |
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The Gospel Writers wrote:
If we are all made in the image of God, does God poop, pee, and masturbate?
http://www.thegospelwriters.com/illegal_authority_hoax.html
I wonder.
Don't really know. But Psycho Dave has given us one possibility:
http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/judge/judge.html
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Does God poop, pee, and masturbate? |
07 Jan 2005 12:32:57 AM |
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Yes, but not in that order.
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