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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Peter Stone"
Date: 22 Sep 2003 07:53:56 AM
Object: Doggy Style
If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her *****
trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.
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User: "SlinkyToy"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 22 Sep 2003 04:35:15 PM
Maybe if you increased her allowance a few bucks she could afford
quality tampons instead of dollar-store cheapies.
Are we to presume that you go diving when she calls for assistance?
On 22 Sep 2003 12:53:56 -0000, "Peter Stone" <PeterStone@yahoo.com>
wrote:

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her *****
trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

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User: "SlowwHand"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 22 Sep 2003 05:20:32 PM
What you can assume is that his thoughts are a ripoff from some quality
literature.
Maybe "Hustler".
SlinkyToy wrote:

Maybe if you increased her allowance a few bucks she could afford
quality tampons instead of dollar-store cheapies.

Are we to presume that you go diving when she calls for assistance?

On 22 Sep 2003 12:53:56 -0000, "Peter Stone" <PeterStone@yahoo.com>
wrote:

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her
***** trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

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User: "Bob"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 24 Sep 2003 11:00:12 PM
Message From Your Masseuse
SOME OF YOU GUYS need a lesson in personal hygiene
I have finally got to say something , ya'll need to pay a little bit
of attention to how you smell.!!!! I had this guy come in that I must
say was a nice person & looked clean BUT when I walked into my massage
room ,,, it almost knocked me over! His feet smelled like vinegar, his
***** smelled like *****, his arm pits smelled like BO & his ***** smelled
like stinky *****!!!! COME ON GUYS I've had guys lay down with toilet
paper stuck between the checks or their *****, I'm looking at it
thinking What the ***** am I supposed to do with that???? STOP at a dam
gas station with some baby wipes & clean yourself up , Just because
you wipe your ***** don't mean it doesn't still smell like ***** AND your
dicks should not have any oder at all, if it does wash it off, if it
still stinks go to the doctor, something is wrong ,, mabey your wife
gave you something. If you drink coffee & smoke ciggeretts brush your
teeth, keep a tooth brush in your truck. That why I wouldn't want to
be full service cause you'd have to ***** every stinky guy that walked
thur the door, it would be so grouse :-(
-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;--;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;--;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;--;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-
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User: "LarryG"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 25 Sep 2003 02:20:19 PM
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 04:00:12 GMT, Bob <RWS@satz.us> wrote:

Message From Your Masseuse

SOME OF YOU GUYS need a lesson in personal hygiene

I have finally got to say something , ya'll need to pay a little bit
of attention to how you smell.!!!! I had this guy come in that I must
say was a nice person & looked clean BUT when I walked into my massage
room ,,, it almost knocked me over! His feet smelled like vinegar, his
***** smelled like *****, his arm pits smelled like BO & his ***** smelled
like stinky *****!!!! COME ON GUYS I've had guys lay down with toilet
paper stuck between the checks or their *****, I'm looking at it
thinking What the ***** am I supposed to do with that???? STOP at a dam
gas station with some baby wipes & clean yourself up , Just because
you wipe your ***** don't mean it doesn't still smell like ***** AND your
dicks should not have any oder at all, if it does wash it off, if it
still stinks go to the doctor, something is wrong ,, mabey your wife
gave you something. If you drink coffee & smoke ciggeretts brush your
teeth, keep a tooth brush in your truck. That why I wouldn't want to
be full service cause you'd have to ***** every stinky guy that walked
thur the door, it would be so grouse :-(

It seems that a number of guys (at least around Austin)
wish to share their various "aromas" with others. Half
the time when I go into a public restroom, some dipshit
forgot to flush the urinal, and on occassions, some will
leave humongous turds laying the toilet bowl.
I know that cats and dogs like to mark their territory
or leave scents to show they are in heat. But what are
these assholes thinking? Are they trying to attract
unhygenic homosexual??!!
Cheers,
Larry G.
--
Vote Republican - The Party of 'Spend and Squander'!
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User: "Steve Sqwertz"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 25 Sep 2003 04:27:44 PM
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 14:20:19 -0500, LarryG <gilstrap@texas.net> wrote:

It seems that a number of guys (at least around Austin)
wish to share their various "aromas" with others. Half
the time when I go into a public restroom, some dipshit
forgot to flush the urinal, and on occassions, some will
leave humongous turds laying the toilet bowl..

Whats really bad are those damn sonar/radar-activated flushers on the
throne. I try to avoid public restrooms for anything but peeing, but
I've noticed that there's no way to perform the courtesy flush with
those new-fangled gadgets. Half the time there's no override button,
either, and if there was, it's impossible to find when you're sitting
(or squatting).
-sw
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User: "Sailor Koki"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 26 Sep 2003 10:25:25 AM
It's usually on the top or side of the part where a normal flusher would be.
It's a small round disc that looks like part of the pipe :) At least on
ours.
--Mary (Sailor Koki)
--
The Green Kitten - http://www.geocities.com/thegreenkitten/
"Steve Sqwertz" <swertz@cluemail.foo.invalid> wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 14:20:19 -0500, LarryG <gilstrap@texas.net> wrote:

I try to avoid public restrooms for anything but peeing, but

I've noticed that there's no way to perform the courtesy flush with
those new-fangled gadgets. Half the time there's no override button,
either, and if there was, it's impossible to find when you're sitting
(or squatting).

-sw

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User: "JoeCostales"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 23 Sep 2003 12:51:08 PM
On 22 Sep 2003 12:53:56 -0000, "Peter Stone" <PeterStone@yahoo.com>
wrote:

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her *****
trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

Donate that plasma to the Red Cross.
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User: "Dusty Rhodes crustydusty1@THIS PARThotmail.com"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 22 Sep 2003 05:36:07 PM
Peter Stone wrote:

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her
***** trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

One can be literary and gross at the same time, you know. Especially if one
considers the classic limerick a literary form. This one dates back hundreds
of years:
There once was a hag from Azores
Whose cunny was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
Would lap up the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Thanks to John "grandpa" Dugan
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User: "n/a"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 22 Sep 2003 07:02:19 PM
Thanks for sharing.
"Peter Stone" <PeterStone@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:LUKJWWTS37886.370787037@bogg.dynu.com...

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her *****
trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

.
User: "alphabit"

Title: Re: Doggy Style 23 Sep 2003 07:21:14 AM
I should have waited until after breakfast before reading.....
n/a wrote:

Thanks for sharing.

"Peter Stone" <PeterStone@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:LUKJWWTS37886.370787037@bogg.dynu.com...

If i could train or dog to fetch the old ladies tampon's out of her *****
trap each time she rips the dam string off i'd be a zillionair.

.



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