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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "HVAC"
Date: 06 Oct 2006 09:33:13 AM
Object: Don't Twick Your Twonk
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast
invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure,
was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the
month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting
invalidated?"
"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is
discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h=CC=A3ar=C4=
=81m
(forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he
usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it
is a h=CC=A3aram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said,
posting the reply on his website.
Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to
brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I
swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qad=CC=A3a
(repent) for that day's fast?"
"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth,
or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were
swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to
make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.
'Drink water while standing'
On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are
permitted to gamble on horse races.
He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman
only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man
conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after
getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A
reader asked.
"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting
marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin,"
Khameini ruled.
The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink
water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part
in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.
"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and
carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God
demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday
telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
.

User: "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"

Title: Re: Don't Twick Your Twonk 07 Oct 2006 08:58:15 PM
"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1160127193.489022.252390@c28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast
invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure,
was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the
month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting
invalidated?"
"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is
discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?aram
(forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he
usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it
is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said,
posting the reply on his website.
Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to
brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I
swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qad?a
(repent) for that day's fast?"
"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth,
or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were
swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to
make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.
'Drink water while standing'
On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are
permitted to gamble on horse races.
He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman
only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man
conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after
getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A
reader asked.
"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting
marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin,"
Khameini ruled.
The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink
water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part
in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.
"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and
carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God
demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday
telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
<><><><><><><><><><>
What possessed you to post that....?
All I have to say is....
<revised>
"Then they remembered that HaShem, the Almighty God,
is their rock and redeemer, and the Most High." (Ps 78:35)
Lucifer, thou hast said in thine heart, "I will exalt my throne,
above the throne of God, my throne of a Supreme Being. I
will put myself beyond the stars. I will be like the Most High,
Almighty God." (Isaias...4:13)
Lucifer reached his heart felt desire, and goal......in this....
"Glorify the name of your Lord, the Most High, Benevolent,
Supreme, Mighty and Wise." (Allah 87.1)
The Goddamned *****....! Not one Almighty in the Koran. A
stipulation for Lucifer, if he wanted to have his own bible and
brood, borne upon the Earth. And become their God.....
***** Islam. It's a morbid religion and has the devil for their.....
Mighty God....
They have been duped. By an angel of HaShem.....
An angel who does no good.....
I'll Twick my Twonk And Allah and his primitive, rabid, wild
***** Arabs, can kiss my hybrid *****. And wipe it with pages from
the Koran....
Tissue paper, paper towels, toilet paper, ought to have verses from
the Koran printed on them.....
One roll of toilet paper could contain the entire Koran....
Read it, and wipe...
The Koran. The joke book on mankind.....
Like Team Satan. A bunch of pranksters. Playing a joke on
mankind. A lot of power involved in both. Power to keep you
evolved....stupid.....
The Satanic elite knows this stuff is true. You're not supposed
to have this knowledge. Because it would bring them in the light.
But hey...what do I know. I'm just a crackpot, kook, idiot, fag,
moron, and a messenger of a Creator nobody on the planet
believes eXists......beyond the stars....
***** ye all. The time will come when you have no choice, but
to acknowledge your Creator.....
~>
Twonky...
The absence of light, there is no color. Makes one blind, as to
what is there....
The instance of light, there is all color, lets one see, as to what
is there....
The stars in Creation...
They are localized, light of great heat.....
Heaters for forming star systems. To create life.....
"The Earth, did not form, to be barren."
(HaShem)
.

User: "Hagar"

Title: Re: Don't Twick Your Twonk 06 Oct 2006 04:03:44 PM
Top posting because your damn "original message" indents don't work, HVAC!!
Now what would the Ayatollah say if, say, a lovely lady got a hold of your
stick and would start gently rubbing it, without you knowing (wink, wink)
and then slowly speed up the rubbing until it resembles stroking and you
still were not aware of it (wink, wink) and then suddenly ... here come da
load ...
I mean, it would be unintentional; I was, like, abused. Would that render
her fast invalid, especially since she didn't swallow ??
"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1160127193.489022.252390@c28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast
invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure,
was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the
month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting
invalidated?"
"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is
discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?aram
(forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he
usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it
is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said,
posting the reply on his website.
Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to
brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I
swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qad?a
(repent) for that day's fast?"
"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth,
or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were
swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to
make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.
'Drink water while standing'
On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are
permitted to gamble on horse races.
He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman
only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man
conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after
getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A
reader asked.
"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting
marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin,"
Khameini ruled.
The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink
water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part
in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.
"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and
carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God
demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday
telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
.


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