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Michael Gray wrote:

On 16 Dec 2006 10:38:45 -0800,

ernobe wrote:

On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:

I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?"

Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer, and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.

What are *you* doing back here, you dumb *****-assed punk? Ways of
disposing with the human garbage called "missionaries" is very
definately on-topic.

The asylum kicks out the inmates over Christmas so the staff can take
leave.
Expect more certifiable loonies like earlobe to pop up.
Why, georganne may even put in an appearance.

AKK! Say not its name! It may invoke the plague! <g>

Well, it would be sort of interesting to see what she finally came up with.
Wasn't she going have it made into a short film or something?

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:13:05 -0500, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<l9i5o2p4anl9f4su4ni8agqmcis893mafv@4ax.com>:

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:39:48 +0000, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:

I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.

The doorstep nutters are some of the most dysfuctional of all and the
least able to think outside the box.

Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"

Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"

Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"

"Are you a virgin? We need one to sacrifice."

I've tried something similar on a Moonie proselytiser in the street.
The reaction was really quite spectacular.

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:13:05 -0500, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<l9i5o2p4anl9f4su4ni8agqmcis893mafv@4ax.com>:

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:39:48 +0000, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:

I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.

The doorstep nutters are some of the most dysfuctional of all and the
least able to think outside the box.

Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"

Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"

Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"

"Are you a virgin? We need one to sacrifice."

I've tried something similar on a Moonie proselytiser in the street.
The reaction was really quite spectacular.

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:13:05 -0500, Christopher A.Lee wrote in message
<l9i5o2p4anl9f4su4ni8agqmcis893mafv@4ax.com>:

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:39:48 +0000, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:

I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.

The doorstep nutters are some of the most dysfuctional of all and the
least able to think outside the box.

Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"

Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"

Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"

"Are you a virgin? We need one to sacrifice."

I've tried something similar on a Moonie proselytiser in the street.
The reaction was really quite spectacular.