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"Kevin Anthoney" |
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15 Dec 2006 09:39:48 AM |
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Doorstep nutters |
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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15 Dec 2006 11:04:10 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net...
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the
time, so I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask
the tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"If you're so Gawd-damned omnipotent and all, how come you need all these
ne'r-do-well door-to-door salesman to sell your line of goods?"
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Jim Hawkins" |
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15 Dec 2006 02:14:06 PM |
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"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> wrote in message
news:elukin04r2@enews3.newsguy.com...
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net...
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at
the
time, so I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask
the tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"If you're so Gawd-damned omnipotent and all, how come you need all these
ne'r-do-well door-to-door salesman to sell your line of goods?"
"Come and ask me when I've moved to Texas and bought my handgun."
Jim Hawkins
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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15 Dec 2006 12:41:08 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net...
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"Why do you think I deserve to be tortured forever in a lake of fire?"
And you can follow up with: "Since I'm getting no answer from your god, I'll
ask you. Why do you agree with your god that I deserve to be tortured
forever in a lake of fire?"
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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15 Dec 2006 11:31:36 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net...
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
LOL! I was asked something similar by a doorstep nutter once and told them
that was between me and god and none of their business.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
I think religion is so popular because even the village idiot can feel like
Einstein without any effort. - Denis Loubet
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| User: "johac" |
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16 Dec 2006 02:38:06 AM |
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In article <wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't know, but next time I see Zeus, I'll think of something."
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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16 Dec 2006 06:00:37 AM |
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johac wrote:
In article <wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't know, but next time I see Zeus, I'll think of something."
"What did you think of _The God Delusion_?"
How to raise all the objections to God with one simple question!
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "johac" |
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17 Dec 2006 01:02:26 AM |
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In article <meSdnRnFkpkIfR7YnZ2dnUVZ8tq3nZ2d@pipex.net>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
johac wrote:
In article <wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't know, but next time I see Zeus, I'll think of something."
"What did you think of _The God Delusion_?"
How to raise all the objections to God with one simple question!
Excellent! I'll keep my copy near the door and if they come a callin',
I'll show it to them and say. "It's all in here!"
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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15 Dec 2006 10:55:50 AM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God
one question, what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good
response at the time, so I'm looking for suggestions.
"Why is He such an *****?"
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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15 Dec 2006 08:10:40 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:wa6dnXyX_8X0Xx_YnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@pipex.net:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at
the time, so I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could
ask the tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would
achieve anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"Oh, cool. Can you make me some bread and wine? Good wine, not 'MD-
20/20'. Good bread, not cheap stuff. Pumpernickel. Oh, and it should be
hot bread. With butter. Fix the calories, huh?"
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "Pangur Ban" |
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15 Dec 2006 11:41:13 AM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote after much deliberation:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't have any questions for him. I have all the answers."
That might leave the nutter speechless. :-)
--
Pangur Ban - nonchristian theist
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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15 Dec 2006 12:40:35 PM |
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Pangur Ban wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote after much deliberation:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't have any questions for him. I have all the answers."
That might leave the nutter speechless. :-)
Then again, he might call me on it :( I don't want him thinking he's got a
point when it turns out I don't, in fact, have all the answers.
Another one might be "Why bother? It's not like I'd get an answer."
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Pangur Ban" |
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15 Dec 2006 11:24:11 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney explained :
Pangur Ban wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote after much deliberation:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head.
While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
"I don't have any questions for him. I have all the answers."
That might leave the nutter speechless. :-)
Then again, he might call me on it :( I don't want him thinking he's got a
point when it turns out I don't, in fact, have all the answers.
Just reread my original.... it should have read: "I don't have any
questions. I got all the answers from him long ago."
Then:
BLUFF!!! Tell him all answers from god are confidential!
Another one might be "Why bother? It's not like I'd get an answer."
That too. :-)
--
Pangur Ban - nonchristian theist
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| User: "cactus" |
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16 Dec 2006 07:05:18 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
I think my question would be "Why do you afflict us with idiots going
door to door asking insipid questions?"
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| User: "Free Lunch" |
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16 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:05:18 GMT, in alt.atheism
cactus <bm1@nonespam.com> wrote in
<iJ0hh.10139$hI.363@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net>:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
I think my question would be "Why do you afflict us with idiots going
door to door asking insipid questions?"
"Have you met your followers?"
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| User: "Mike" |
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17 Dec 2006 12:39:33 AM |
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Free Lunch wrote:
On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:05:18 GMT, in alt.atheism
cactus <bm1@nonespam.com> wrote in
<iJ0hh.10139$hI.363@newssvr11.news.prodigy.net>:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
I think my question would be "Why do you afflict us with idiots going
door to door asking insipid questions?"
"Have you met your followers?"
My first question for God would be: "So why DID the chicken cross the
road?"
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| User: "cactus" |
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16 Dec 2006 10:03:01 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
I think my question would be "Why do you afflict us with idiots going
door to door asking insipid questions?"
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| User: "" |
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15 Dec 2006 01:51:30 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Forgot to mention this idea. You'd have to have a bottle of liquid
drain cleaner that has been thoroughly cleaned and filled with say
vinegar, salt, and pepper. Keep near door. When one of these nutters
shows up say: "I've got one for you, your faith is suppose to allow you
to drink poison and not be harmed'. Toss them the bottle of drain
cleaner and say 'Here ya go, let's see it'. The vinegar etc is just in
case the nutter actually drinks it.
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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15 Dec 2006 09:25:23 PM |
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On 15 Dec 2006 11:51:30 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1166212290.808997.228370@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Forgot to mention this idea. You'd have to have a bottle of liquid
drain cleaner that has been thoroughly cleaned and filled with say
vinegar, salt, and pepper. Keep near door. When one of these nutters
shows up say: "I've got one for you, your faith is suppose to allow you
to drink poison and not be harmed'. Toss them the bottle of drain
cleaner and say 'Here ya go, let's see it'. The vinegar etc is just in
case the nutter actually drinks it.
Why?
Why not leave the Drano in it?
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "" |
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15 Dec 2006 11:53:15 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 15 Dec 2006 11:51:30 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1166212290.808997.228370@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Forgot to mention this idea. You'd have to have a bottle of liquid
drain cleaner that has been thoroughly cleaned and filled with say
vinegar, salt, and pepper. Keep near door. When one of these nutters
shows up say: "I've got one for you, your faith is suppose to allow you
to drink poison and not be harmed'. Toss them the bottle of drain
cleaner and say 'Here ya go, let's see it'. The vinegar etc is just in
case the nutter actually drinks it.
Why?
Why not leave the Drano in it?
Lawsuit. Actually, probably a better idea would be to fill the bottle
with a strong laxative.
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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16 Dec 2006 03:01:04 PM |
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On 15 Dec 2006 21:53:15 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1166248394.766929.120230@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Michael Gray wrote:
On 15 Dec 2006 11:51:30 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1166212290.808997.228370@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com>
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Forgot to mention this idea. You'd have to have a bottle of liquid
drain cleaner that has been thoroughly cleaned and filled with say
vinegar, salt, and pepper. Keep near door. When one of these nutters
shows up say: "I've got one for you, your faith is suppose to allow you
to drink poison and not be harmed'. Toss them the bottle of drain
cleaner and say 'Here ya go, let's see it'. The vinegar etc is just in
case the nutter actually drinks it.
Why?
Why not leave the Drano in it?
Lawsuit. Actually, probably a better idea would be to fill the bottle
with a strong laxative.
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Lawsuit for what?
They actively and knowingly committed suicide on your property.
You can't be done for that.
I say go for it!
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| User: "" |
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15 Dec 2006 01:44:24 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?" I didn't come up with a good response at the time, so
I'm looking for suggestions.
Why does he allow obnoxious idiots like you bother people who are
minding their own business?
Maybe I should have said, "Gee, I don't know off the top of my head. While
I'm thinking about it, though, heres one for you: If you could ask the
tooth fairy one question, what would it be?"
Or "Did you really think getting yourself nailed to a plank would achieve
anything?"
Or "You're late. Where the ***** have you been?"
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "ernobe" |
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15 Dec 2006 12:42:31 PM |
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On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer, and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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15 Dec 2006 08:20:33 PM |
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"ernobe" <ernobe@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1166208151.577191.55190@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?"
Not ans<SLAP>
Shaddap.
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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16 Dec 2006 06:01:03 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"ernobe" <ernobe@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1166208151.577191.55190@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?"
Not ans<SLAP>
Shaddap.
You put that so much better than I did!
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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16 Dec 2006 05:17:02 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:meSdnRjFkpk0fR7YnZ2dnUVZ8trinZ2d@pipex.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"ernobe" <ernobe@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1166208151.577191.55190@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?"
Not ans<SLAP>
Shaddap.
You put that so much better than I did!
Sometimes simplicity works best ;D
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "thomas p." |
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| Title: Re: Doorstep nutters |
16 Dec 2006 09:31:24 AM |
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ernobe skrev:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer,
The question was inappropriate and an intrusion.
and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
Obviously it is completely on-topic.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Doorstep nutters |
16 Dec 2006 12:39:52 PM |
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"thomas p." <tonyofbexar@yahoo.dk> wrote in message
news:1166283084.530462.227950@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com...
ernobe skrev:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question,
what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer,
The question was inappropriate and an intrusion.
and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
Obviously it is completely on-topic.
Ernobe's OT for alt.atheism :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Doorstep nutters |
15 Dec 2006 01:02:20 PM |
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ernobe wrote:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one
question, what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer, and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
Evangelizing is off topic. Ways of dealing with evangelists is not.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Doorstep nutters |
16 Dec 2006 12:38:45 PM |
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ernobe wrote:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer, and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
What are *you* doing back here, you dumb *****-assed punk? Ways of
disposing with the human garbage called "missionaries" is very
definately on-topic.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Doorstep nutters |
16 Dec 2006 02:58:59 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2006 10:38:45 -0800, wrote:
- Refer: <1166294325.318421.165950@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>
ernobe wrote:
On Dec 15, 9:39 am, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_antho...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I've just had a doorstep nutter ask me, "If you could ask God one question,
what would it be?"
Not answering or telling him that you didn't know was the appropiate
answer, and the question is off-topic in alt.atheism.
What are *you* doing back here, you dumb *****-assed punk? Ways of
disposing with the human garbage called "missionaries" is very
definately on-topic.
The asylum kicks out the inmates over Christmas so the staff can take
leave.
Expect more certifiable loonies like earlobe to pop up.
Why, georganne may even put in an appearance.
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