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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "stoney"
Date: 22 Jan 2008 07:54:12 PM
Object: Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22773889?gt1=10755
Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash
‘Pair of fools’ jailed in Australia after bungled burglary attempt
updated 2:15 a.m. ET Jan. 22, 2008
MELBOURNE, Australia - {AP} Two Australian robbers thought they were
hauling away a big sack of cash from the Cuckoo Restaurant, but it
turned out to be bread rolls — and one of them accidentally shot the
other in the buttocks during the heist.
Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and his accomplice Donna Hayes, 36, were
sentenced Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing the restaurant in
the southern Australian city of Melbourne on April 1 last year.
During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed
was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash,
but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court
heard.
He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in
the buttocks.
Judge Roland Williams told the robbers they were a "pair of fools,"
before sentencing Hayes to eight years in prison and Jorgensen to
seven.
Earlier this week, defense lawyer Greg Thomas said Jorgensen had been
under the influence of drugs at the time, had made a full admission to
police and was remorseful, News Ltd. newspapers reported.
.

User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash 22 Jan 2008 11:07:56 PM
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:54:12 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22773889?gt1=10755

Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash
‘Pair of fools’ jailed in Australia after bungled burglary attempt

updated 2:15 a.m. ET Jan. 22, 2008

MELBOURNE, Australia - {AP} Two Australian robbers thought they were
hauling away a big sack of cash from the Cuckoo Restaurant, but it
turned out to be bread rolls — and one of them accidentally shot the
other in the buttocks during the heist.

Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and his accomplice Donna Hayes, 36, were
sentenced Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing the restaurant in
the southern Australian city of Melbourne on April 1 last year.

During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed
was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash,
but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court
heard.

He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in
the buttocks.

Judge Roland Williams told the robbers they were a "pair of fools,"
before sentencing Hayes to eight years in prison and Jorgensen to
seven.

Earlier this week, defense lawyer Greg Thomas said Jorgensen had been
under the influence of drugs at the time, had made a full admission to
police and was remorseful, News Ltd. newspapers reported.

Were they atheists?
I'm betting that they were!
.

User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash 22 Jan 2008 08:54:11 PM
stoney wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22773889?gt1=10755

Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash
‘Pair of fools’ jailed in Australia after bungled burglary attempt

MELBOURNE, Australia - {AP} Two Australian robbers thought they were
hauling away a big sack of cash from the Cuckoo Restaurant, but it
turned out to be bread rolls — and one of them accidentally shot the
other in the buttocks during the heist.

For some reason this reminds of a funny story I read about 15 years ago.
A woman who was shopping in Manhattan saw a cat get hit by a car and
wanted to give the poor thing a proper burial, so she emptied one of her
Neiman-Marcus bags into another one and put the cat inside. When she
stopped for lunch, obviously she wasn't going to bring it inside, so she
left the bag sort of hidden between a car and a garbage can. She could
see the bag from her seat, and she noticed a well-dressed woman stop by
the car, bend over to adjust her stocking and stand up holding the
shopping bag. She figured the woman might learn not to steal once she
got home.
--
L. Raymond
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