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09 Jan 2004 06:30:50 AM |
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Douglas Berry |
the last few paragraphs of this article spell out my opinion on why a Moon
base is essential before going to Mars.
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http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=31&art_id=qw1073624225926B212&set_id=1
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
January 09 2004 at 06:57AM
By Steve Holland and Adam Entous
Washington - Buoyed by a successful landing on Mars by a robot explorer, US
President George Bush plans a major announcement on space policy next week
that envisions sending Americans back to the moon and ultimately to Mars,
officials and congressional aides said on Thursday.
Nearly a year after the shuttle Columbia exploded on re-entering the
atmosphere, sending Nasa into a deep spell of melancholy, Bush is expected
to outline a sweeping vision of US space leadership.
He is expected to propose a new lunar initiative leading to a permanent
American presence on the moon and a mission to Mars in the long term, said
the sources, who asked to remain unidentified.
'If we don't do it, somebody else will'
Speaking to reporters with Bush in Florida, White House Press Secretary
Scott McClellan said that after the Columbia tragedy Bush made clear his
desire for US space exploration to continue.
"The president directed his administration to do a comprehensive review of
our space policy, including our priorities and the future direction of the
programme, and the president will have more to say on it next week,"
McClellan said, declining to reveal any details in advance.
Bush is scheduled to be in Mexico on Monday and Tuesday so any announcement
is not expected before Wednesday.
Congressional sources said the administration was also considering setting
up a more streamlined hierarchy for guiding the government's wide-ranging
space programs and coordinating its research and development.
Under this scenario, there could be more exchanges of technology between
Nasa and the defence department.
The goal should be to set up a research base on the moon
Some members of Congress are worried about ensuring the United States
remains the global leader in space exploration.
"If we don't do it, somebody else will," said Bart Gordon, a ranking
Democrat on the House Science Committee. "The Chinese, the Europeans and the
Japanese all have the goal of going to the moon. Certainly we don't want to
wake up and see that they have a base there before we do."
The new space plan was spearheaded in large part by Nasa administrator Sean
O'Keefe, who was appointed by Bush to restore credibility to an agency
plagued by budget troubles, including billions of dollars in cost overruns
at the international space station.
Vice President ***** Cheney was also involved in the policy development,
along with other senior Bush advisers. The administration was said to see
the initiative as an important national security measure and experts said it
could lead to new technologies and potential new sources of energy.
Bush's father, former president George Bush, had proposed a mission to Mars
that was scuttled because of concerns over its high cost. The younger Bush
likewise faces budgetary constraints including a budget deficit expected to
top $500-billion this year alone.
Experts say a moon mission could be done without a significant increase in
the budget by spreading the cost over seven to 10 years.
"You can use the existing infrastructure and be back on the moon in five to
10 years with a modest investment. You don't have to double the Nasa
budget," said Paul Spudis, a planetary scientist at the Johns Hopkins
University Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore, Maryland.
Bush's election-year announcement is likely to face challenges from fiscal
conservatives and Democrats who want him to focus on domestic issues like
education and health care. But the ambitious proposal will strike a chord
with some lawmakers.
Experts said the goal should be to set up a research base on the moon to
test technologies that would be useful on a mission to Mars.
"The idea is to go to Mars. And the way you get to Mars is you go to the
moon and you practise three days from home. It's the equivalent of climbing
Mount Rainier and preparing for Mount Everest," said Howard McCurdy, a
space-policy expert at American University in Washington.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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09 Jan 2004 06:52:25 AM |
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"MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru> wrote in message
news:3h7tvvk4bsrg0bbb6orra9njr00aa826t9@4ax.com...
the last few paragraphs of this article spell out my opinion on why a Moon
base is essential before going to Mars.
***
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=31&art_id=qw1073624225926B212&set_id
=1
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
January 09 2004 at 06:57AM
By Steve Holland and Adam Entous
Washington - Buoyed by a successful landing on Mars by a robot explorer,
US
President George Bush plans a major announcement on space policy next week
that envisions sending Americans back to the moon and ultimately to Mars,
officials and congressional aides said on Thursday.
Nearly a year after the shuttle Columbia exploded on re-entering the
atmosphere, sending Nasa into a deep spell of melancholy, Bush is expected
to outline a sweeping vision of US space leadership.
He is expected to propose a new lunar initiative leading to a permanent
American presence on the moon and a mission to Mars in the long term, said
the sources, who asked to remain unidentified.
'If we don't do it, somebody else will'
Speaking to reporters with Bush in Florida, White House Press Secretary
Scott McClellan said that after the Columbia tragedy Bush made clear his
desire for US space exploration to continue.
"The president directed his administration to do a comprehensive review of
our space policy, including our priorities and the future direction of the
programme, and the president will have more to say on it next week,"
McClellan said, declining to reveal any details in advance.
Bush is scheduled to be in Mexico on Monday and Tuesday so any
announcement
is not expected before Wednesday.
Congressional sources said the administration was also considering setting
up a more streamlined hierarchy for guiding the government's wide-ranging
space programs and coordinating its research and development.
Under this scenario, there could be more exchanges of technology between
Nasa and the defence department.
The goal should be to set up a research base on the moon
Some members of Congress are worried about ensuring the United States
remains the global leader in space exploration.
"If we don't do it, somebody else will," said Bart Gordon, a ranking
Democrat on the House Science Committee. "The Chinese, the Europeans and
the
Japanese all have the goal of going to the moon. Certainly we don't want
to
wake up and see that they have a base there before we do."
The new space plan was spearheaded in large part by Nasa administrator
Sean
O'Keefe, who was appointed by Bush to restore credibility to an agency
plagued by budget troubles, including billions of dollars in cost overruns
at the international space station.
Vice President ***** Cheney was also involved in the policy development,
along with other senior Bush advisers. The administration was said to see
the initiative as an important national security measure and experts said
it
could lead to new technologies and potential new sources of energy.
Bush's father, former president George Bush, had proposed a mission to
Mars
that was scuttled because of concerns over its high cost. The younger Bush
likewise faces budgetary constraints including a budget deficit expected
to
top $500-billion this year alone.
Experts say a moon mission could be done without a significant increase in
the budget by spreading the cost over seven to 10 years.
"You can use the existing infrastructure and be back on the moon in five
to
10 years with a modest investment. You don't have to double the Nasa
budget," said Paul Spudis, a planetary scientist at the Johns Hopkins
University Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore, Maryland.
Bush's election-year announcement is likely to face challenges from fiscal
conservatives and Democrats who want him to focus on domestic issues like
education and health care. But the ambitious proposal will strike a chord
with some lawmakers.
Experts said the goal should be to set up a research base on the moon to
test technologies that would be useful on a mission to Mars.
"The idea is to go to Mars. And the way you get to Mars is you go to the
moon and you practise three days from home. It's the equivalent of
climbing
Mount Rainier and preparing for Mount Everest," said Howard McCurdy, a
space-policy expert at American University in Washington.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
So, I guess there must be oil on the moon and on mars then?????????
Will Haliburton build the pipeline from Mars to Earth? Or will the cargo be
carried by PNAC Spaceways?
regards all
AT
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.
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09 Jan 2004 10:44:27 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, a stranger
called by some "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
Wow, an entire thread named after me that isn't accusing me of some
vile act. This is a first. :)
Bush's father, former president George Bush, had proposed a mission to Mars
that was scuttled because of concerns over its high cost. The younger Bush
likewise faces budgetary constraints including a budget deficit expected to
top $500-billion this year alone.
Experts say a moon mission could be done without a significant increase in
the budget by spreading the cost over seven to 10 years.
"You can use the existing infrastructure and be back on the moon in five to
10 years with a modest investment. You don't have to double the Nasa
budget," said Paul Spudis, a planetary scientist at the Johns Hopkins
University Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore, Maryland.
Though doubling, or even tripling the NASA budget wou7ld be nice.
Bush's election-year announcement is likely to face challenges from fiscal
conservatives and Democrats who want him to focus on domestic issues like
education and health care. But the ambitious proposal will strike a chord
with some lawmakers.
And with us space geeks. But to be honest, I'd rather see an increase
in support for education in the sciences before we go racing off to
the Moon or Mars.
Experts said the goal should be to set up a research base on the moon to
test technologies that would be useful on a mission to Mars.
"The idea is to go to Mars. And the way you get to Mars is you go to the
moon and you practise three days from home. It's the equivalent of climbing
Mount Rainier and preparing for Mount Everest," said Howard McCurdy, a
space-policy expert at American University in Washington.
Well, yesss.. but.. The Moon isn't Mars. They're two very different
environements. A Moon base would be nice, but Mars is far more
interesting. We already have a good environment for training for
Mars: Antarctica's dry valleys.
I support continued expansion into space, but I want to make sure that
we're doing it in a way that supports good science and in a way that
supports continued building on what has come before.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "marvin" |
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09 Jan 2004 12:00:04 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:gbmtvvs5v1h7vtuf6r6prds1mm3r4uch13@4ax.com...
Lo, many moons past, on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, a stranger
called by some "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
Wow, an entire thread named after me that isn't accusing me of some
vile act. This is a first. :)
Bush's father, former president George Bush, had proposed a mission to
Mars
that was scuttled because of concerns over its high cost. The younger
Bush
likewise faces budgetary constraints including a budget deficit expected
to
top $500-billion this year alone.
Experts say a moon mission could be done without a significant increase
in
the budget by spreading the cost over seven to 10 years.
"You can use the existing infrastructure and be back on the moon in five
to
10 years with a modest investment. You don't have to double the Nasa
budget," said Paul Spudis, a planetary scientist at the Johns Hopkins
University Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore, Maryland.
Though doubling, or even tripling the NASA budget wou7ld be nice.
Bush's election-year announcement is likely to face challenges from
fiscal
conservatives and Democrats who want him to focus on domestic issues like
education and health care. But the ambitious proposal will strike a chord
with some lawmakers.
And with us space geeks. But to be honest, I'd rather see an increase
in support for education in the sciences before we go racing off to
the Moon or Mars.
Experts said the goal should be to set up a research base on the moon to
test technologies that would be useful on a mission to Mars.
"The idea is to go to Mars. And the way you get to Mars is you go to the
moon and you practise three days from home. It's the equivalent of
climbing
Mount Rainier and preparing for Mount Everest," said Howard McCurdy, a
space-policy expert at American University in Washington.
Well, yesss.. but.. The Moon isn't Mars. They're two very different
environements. A Moon base would be nice, but Mars is far more
interesting. We already have a good environment for training for
Mars: Antarctica's dry valleys.
I support continued expansion into space,
well just you keep eating those donuts and hamburgers, douglas.
--
marvin
PUT that down you FOOL!
ATJ FAQs http://www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "MosZibby APATHY@ATJ" |
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09 Jan 2004 03:47:03 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:gbmtvvs5v1h7vtuf6r6prds1mm3r4uch13@4ax.com...
Lo, many moons past, on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, a stranger
called by some "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
Wow, an entire thread named after me that isn't accusing me of some
vile act. This is a first. :)
Ok. You have committed vile acts. Many times, with
malicious intent and fore thought. Be proud.
Bush's father, former president George Bush, had proposed a mission to
Mars
that was scuttled because of concerns over its high cost. The younger
Bush
likewise faces budgetary constraints including a budget deficit expected
to
top $500-billion this year alone.
Experts say a moon mission could be done without a significant increase
in
the budget by spreading the cost over seven to 10 years.
"You can use the existing infrastructure and be back on the moon in five
to
10 years with a modest investment. You don't have to double the Nasa
budget," said Paul Spudis, a planetary scientist at the Johns Hopkins
University Applied Physics Laboratory in Baltimore, Maryland.
Though doubling, or even tripling the NASA budget wou7ld be nice.
Bush's election-year announcement is likely to face challenges from
fiscal
conservatives and Democrats who want him to focus on domestic issues like
education and health care. But the ambitious proposal will strike a chord
with some lawmakers.
And with us space geeks. But to be honest, I'd rather see an increase
in support for education in the sciences before we go racing off to
the Moon or Mars.
Experts said the goal should be to set up a research base on the moon to
test technologies that would be useful on a mission to Mars.
"The idea is to go to Mars. And the way you get to Mars is you go to the
moon and you practise three days from home. It's the equivalent of
climbing
Mount Rainier and preparing for Mount Everest," said Howard McCurdy, a
space-policy expert at American University in Washington.
Well, yesss.. but.. The Moon isn't Mars. They're two very different
environements. A Moon base would be nice, but Mars is far more
interesting. We already have a good environment for training for
Mars: Antarctica's dry valleys.
I support continued expansion into space, but I want to make sure that
we're doing it in a way that supports good science and in a way that
supports continued building on what has come before.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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09 Jan 2004 01:43:46 PM |
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On 09 Jan 2004, Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>
screwed up his face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following
message in news:gbmtvvs5v1h7vtuf6r6prds1mm3r4uch13@4ax.com:
<snip>
I support continued expansion into space, but I want to make sure that
we're doing it in a way that supports good science and in a way that
supports continued building on what has come before.
Until we put permanent establishments capable of supporting human life
into space and onto other planets, we won't have an infrastructure that
supports continued building on what has come before. With the notable
exception of the space stations (which are still very minor and
temporary, incapable of sustaining a human in good health for any
significant length of time), all our space missions to date have been
one-time, go-out-come-back things.
So far, we've really only put out feelers. We haven't made anything
permanent or lasting.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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09 Jan 2004 10:39:19 PM |
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On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
....That just gave me an idea. Take a bunch of suicidal freaks, train
them to be astronauts, and send 'em up to Mars. Bill it as an extreme
living reality TV show. Those who say the will not watch it are lying.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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10 Jan 2004 02:01:09 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, a stranger
called by some Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
And your reasoning here is... what exactly?
They'll be wearing pressure suits, of course. Mars' atmosphere, while
good enough for spectacular dust storms, is too thin for us.
...That just gave me an idea. Take a bunch of suicidal freaks, train
them to be astronauts, and send 'em up to Mars. Bill it as an extreme
living reality TV show. Those who say the will not watch it are lying.
The original astronauts were "suicidal freaks." They were test
pilots.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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11 Jan 2004 09:17:56 PM |
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On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
--
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he
unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell.
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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11 Jan 2004 09:56:28 PM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
--
MosZibby
Clown of ATJ
ATJ FAQs http://www.atjfaq.com
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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because
he
unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell.
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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11 Jan 2004 10:14:45 PM |
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without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
Ærchie
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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11 Jan 2004 10:54:25 PM |
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"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
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| User: "Jules" |
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11 Jan 2004 11:06:01 PM |
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MosZibby wrote:
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Admit it, child, you just don't fit in.
VG wouldn't have had a hissy fit if someone criticized his post either.
Go back to the playground....that is much more your speed.
Jule§
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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12 Jan 2004 09:37:33 AM |
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MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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12 Jan 2004 12:13:12 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:5of500lombl5hmblri822inpa3csmg7tac@4ax.com...
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
My apologies for not looking at the list of NGs at the top
of the page. I usually don't intentionally cross post.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "marvin" |
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12 Jan 2004 09:43:22 AM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:5of500lombl5hmblri822inpa3csmg7tac@4ax.com...
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
old doug berry
was so hairy.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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13 Jan 2004 08:56:29 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 15:43:22 GMT, a stranger
called by some "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> came forth and told this
tale in alt.atheism
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:5of500lombl5hmblri822inpa3csmg7tac@4ax.com...
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
old doug berry
was so hairy.
Damn right. Except for a brief period during chemotherapy.
Now, what does the fact that I have the normal amount of hair for a
human male have to do with the fact that this crap was being sent to
four different NGs, only two of which are dedicated to humor?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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13 Jan 2004 09:28:04 AM |
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without a thought for posterity Douglas Berry plundered three dragon
hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 15:43:22 GMT, a stranger
called by some "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> came forth and told this
tale in alt.atheism
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:5of500lombl5hmblri822inpa3csmg7tac@4ax.com...
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
old doug berry
was so hairy.
Damn right. Except for a brief period during chemotherapy.
Now, what does the fact that I have the normal amount of hair for a
human male have to do with the fact that this crap was being sent to
four different NGs, only two of which are dedicated to humor?
Corrected that - now it is directed at TWO newsgroups both of which are
humour groups.
Ærchie
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| User: "Keith E." |
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12 Jan 2004 03:03:20 PM |
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Mon, 12 Jan 2004 15:37:33 GMT was a day just like any other,
until Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
In ATJ anything sick and twisted is a joke, in RH anything worth
a smile is a joke, in AA God is a joke, and in ARNA recovery is a
joke. "This" is four joke groups.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
13 Jan 2004 08:57:47 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:03:20 GMT, a stranger
called by some Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> came forth and told this
tale in alt.atheism
Mon, 12 Jan 2004 15:37:33 GMT was a day just like any other,
until Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
MosZibby wrote:
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
"This" is four different NGs: alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.recovery.na,
alt.atheism, and rec.humor.
In ATJ anything sick and twisted is a joke, in RH anything worth
a smile is a joke, in AA God is a joke, and in ARNA recovery is a
joke. "This" is four joke groups.
No, in a.a we simply don't believe in gods.
a.t.j, the boys bathroom of Usenet.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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13 Jan 2004 09:11:30 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 15:36:01 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
MosZibby wrote:
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Admit it, child, you just don't fit in.
VG wouldn't have had a hissy fit if someone criticized his post either.
Go back to the playground....that is much more your speed.
Jule§
I might, if were feeling really cranky!
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Jules" |
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13 Jan 2004 09:27:15 PM |
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
Admit it, child, you just don't fit in.
VG wouldn't have had a hissy fit if someone criticized his post either.
Go back to the playground....that is much more your speed.
I might, if were feeling really cranky!
--
That'd only happen if someone stole your play lunch.
Jule§
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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14 Jan 2004 10:41:53 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 13:57:15 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
Admit it, child, you just don't fit in.
VG wouldn't have had a hissy fit if someone criticized his post either.
Go back to the playground....that is much more your speed.
I might, if were feeling really cranky!
--
That'd only happen if someone stole your play lunch.
Jule§
Well, I do take my lunch pretty seriously.
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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12 Jan 2004 05:44:01 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:11:32 GMT, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in
message <aecb4c81711f619df219e11921971eb1@news.1usenet.com>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
"Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
MosZibby wrote:
Go back to the playground....that is much more your speed.
You ARE my playground. HTH
Heh...ridin' the Julie-go-round....
The ride would be better if it didn't make you
want to puke so much.
zibbie likes to play 'jiggle the balls' and 'catch the greezy pig' best.
....heh...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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11 Jan 2004 11:35:33 PM |
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MosZibby, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen, hurled 36 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Sun, 11 Jan 2004 21:54:25 -0700 with this
little gem.. <1004a76l661oq3c@corp.supernews.com>:
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
exactly.. but it's hard to think in humorous terms when yer suffering
MÐ
Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force
reality to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
Official ATJ FAQ
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
Official ATJ Website
http://www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
11 Jan 2004 11:57:51 PM |
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without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
It's all in the way you tell'em <eg>
Ærchie
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
13 Jan 2004 09:12:26 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:57:51 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
It's all in the way you tell'em <eg>
Ærchie
"37"
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
13 Jan 2004 11:18:33 PM |
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without a thought for posterity Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) plundered
three dragon hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world
by writing :
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:57:51 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
It's all in the way you tell'em <eg>
Ærchie
"37"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one's a killer - where do you find them?
Ærchie
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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14 Jan 2004 10:42:35 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 13:18:33 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) plundered
three dragon hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world
by writing :
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:57:51 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
It's all in the way you tell'em <eg>
Ærchie
"37"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one's a killer - where do you find them?
Ærchie
I got 1,000,000 of 'em!
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
15 Jan 2004 03:41:53 AM |
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without a thought for posterity Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) plundered
three dragon hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world
by writing :
On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 13:18:33 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) plundered
three dragon hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world
by writing :
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:57:51 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes:
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:ro74009oubcib4si5f5rbhs0g6bctt2p2r@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
The moons of mars are really only 4 feet from the planet
surface and travel at roughly 600 mph. If you weren't
watching, they would come along and bash you. HTH.
The vision is great - the mathematics woeful!
This is "suppose" to be a "joke" NG. Sarcasm.
If VG had posted it, everybody would have laughed.
Ærchie
It's all in the way you tell'em <eg>
Ærchie
"37"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one's a killer - where do you find them?
Ærchie
I got 1,000,000 of 'em!
I still like #762,916 the best
Ærchie
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Douglas Berry |
12 Jan 2004 12:05:10 PM |
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Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message news:<de4400dsbqdregf53c1bj41otrfm97qulu@Pern.rk>...
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:39:19 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com>
posted to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:30:50 +0200, "MMM" <mmm@atjfaq.NONDDSWW.com.ru>
thought hard and said:
'American astronauts will walk on Mars'
We CANNOT walk on Mars. Well, unless the astronauts want to fucking
die. Then maybe.
How would walking on Mars kill anyone?
Something about the radiation. I would destroy every cell in the astronaut's body.
I remember reading it somewhere. I will post it if I find it.
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