From The Philadelphia Inquirer, 11/15/05:
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/editorial/13168510.htm

Dover vote shines light on Republicans
By Froma Harrop

Let there be light.

The bulb definitely went on in Dover, Pa., where voters booted out a
school board dedicated to undermining science education.

The board members had promoted the teaching of "intelligent design"
(ID), intended to challenge the theory of evolution and bolster the
biblical explanation of human origins.

The vote illuminated some of the darker corners of the Republican
Party.

GOP masterminds have long tried to exploit public anger at the
coarsening of our culture by pushing religion into the classroom.

No less a Republican than President Bush has said that schools should
teach intelligent design.

Problem: Few people are falling for it.

Situated in south-central Pennsylvania, Dover is no hotbed of
liberalism.

Many, if not most, of the voters who dismissed the school board would
describe themselves as both conservative and Christian.

All the folks wanted was to stop the activists from messing around
with their kids' education - and to free their town of its growing
reputation as the Dogpatch of the East.

Few disinformation campaigns have been as dishonest as the one over
ID.

It's a crafty approach that doesn't mention the words or creationism.

The Discovery Institute is the bubbling pot from which ID advocates
learn their scientific-sounding spiel.

The advocates are now taking the ID dog-and-pony show around the
country.

They put on thick glasses with dark rims and pretend to be promoting a
genuine science-based debate.

It's a fraud, but the political wizards in the Republican Party seem
to think that ruining the education of some kids in the sticks is a
small price to pay for votes - which they're obviously not getting.

I guarantee that no member of the Republican elite would tolerate
crypto-creationism in his or her child's prep school.

The surprise in Dover is that displeasure over this pseudo-science has
been so widespread.

Here again is a political lesson.

Everyone was laboring under the impression that there was some titanic
battle going on between religious fundamentalists and the forces of
modernity - and that the sides were evenly divided.

But in Dover, even the foes of intelligent design were stunned by the
dimension of their victory.

On to Kansas.

There, the state board of education approved a science curriculum that
will vigorously challenge Darwin's theory.

A spokesman for the National Center for Science Education said the new
standards could become a "playbook for creationism."

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, a Democrat, condemned the vote as "the
latest in a series of troubling decisions" by the board.

You see her concern.

The schools have to prepare young Kansans for the 21st century and
can't do so if they're not even straight with the 19th.

My guess is that, as in Dover, Pa., the parents in Kansas understand
the stakes and will take action.

The stakes, of course, go beyond securing a solid science education
for the children.

It is removing Kansas from the punch line of national jokes.

For example, Comedy Central's Colbert Report has a segment making fun
of shallow television news called "All You Need to Know."

This week, comic Stephen Colbert cited the intelligent-design vote in
Kansas and offered this one-liner:

"All you need to know in Kansas? Evidently very little."

The response was thunderous laughter.

We hear many stereotypes about religious conservatives, but Republican
strategists are among the chief stereotypers.

They assume that people of faith don't think - that devout people are
unable to see complexity and can't reconcile science with religion.

The Republicans' poor soundings on the mind-set of religious people
are adding up.

Republicans made fools of themselves over the Terri Schiavo case.

It turns out that the vast majority of even religious Americans did
not see the matter as a simplistic right-to-life issue.

The Bush administration assumed that its conservative base was
brain-dead on global warming.

But now the National Association of Evangelicals - 45,000 churches
representing 30 million Americans - is working on a draft to demand
that Congress put mandatory controls on carbon-dioxide emissions.

Bad science does not equal good morals.

The people of Dover, Pa., have risen up to demand that their
intellects be treated with respect.

Kansans, I have a feeling, are going to join them.