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Religions > Atheism |
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
| Date: |
11 Apr 2005 05:58:44 AM |
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"Dr" Bill Frist: "The Pope Is Still Alive" |
Washington (EAP)
After looking at the Pope's funeral picture for about 3 seconds,
Senator Bill Frist (R, Idiotville) pronounces the Pope to be alive
and well. "As certain as my diagnosis that Terri Schiavo is still
fully functional, I am certain that the Pope is still alive. Look,
he's just sleeping."
In response to Senator Bill Frists, numerous rightwing Republicans
have decided to take up terrorist activities in order to "save" the
Pope's life. For example, Some have send death threats to the public
health official who gave the okay for the burial. "Uh," said the said
offical, "the dude is starting to stink."
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1546 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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