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"St. Jackanapes" |
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27 May 2007 07:04:40 PM |
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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
28 May 2007 02:13:27 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
28 May 2007 02:27:33 PM |
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On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
When did he start giving massages?
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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28 May 2007 04:13:51 PM |
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On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" <professorlof...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
When did he start giving massages?
Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.
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| User: "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
29 May 2007 12:16:27 AM |
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On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<nonreplya...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" <professorlof...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
When did he start giving massages?
Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.
Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
29 May 2007 03:16:44 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...
On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<nonreplya...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" <professorlof...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
When did he start giving massages?
Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.
Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
29 May 2007 05:01:19 PM |
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On May 29, 4:16 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...
On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<nonreplya...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" <professorlof...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
When did he start giving massages?
Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.
Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif
Jerry's having a ball. His only regret is not sucking demon *****
sooner.
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
26 Jun 2007 03:00:41 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net...
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| User: "Moaner Lisa" |
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29 May 2007 09:28:05 PM |
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In article <MPG.20c3e6a56a7b90d7989b43@news.alt.net>, had the
nerve to say...
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Where's Jean Harris and her .45 when you really need her?
--
Moaner Lisa
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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27 May 2007 07:24:35 PM |
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On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
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| User: "Can I Help You Can I Help" |
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27 May 2007 10:45:28 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message news:888k535cbvhhccvusjim5rrfu3281ca7kq@4ax.com...
On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: A cloud of worthless sockpuppets (demons) from ragin' satan. |
27 May 2007 08:46:32 PM |
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brother Melchizedek wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e22775fd908c8dae?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
"Unlike the 2PD-OMER Approach, weight loss diets can't be combined
with well-balanced diets."
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
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| User: "purpurroterwald" |
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27 May 2007 09:44:38 PM |
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"Andrew B. Chung, Failure" wrote:
May the following encourage you:
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
That was stupid.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Jesus hates you. You know it's true; otherwise, you wouldn't be an
unemployed Usenet *****.
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| User: "Somebody Who Loves You Somebody Who Loves" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of worthless sockpuppets (demons) from ragin' satan. |
27 May 2007 10:07:22 PM |
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"purpurroterwald" <purple@negative.forest> wrote in message news:D1993DD3373@A27296.A01CE02F105DA2...
"Andrew B. Chung, Failure" wrote:
May the following encourage you:
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
That was stupid.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Jesus hates you. You know it's true; otherwise, you wouldn't be an
unemployed Usenet *****.
Nope!
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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28 May 2007 02:13:28 PM |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <Beavis@emorycardiology.com> wrote in message
May Tedi continue to hose me down with HIS golden shower driving out
my lies thereby humbling me <snip>
Hmmmm, chunkers better get back on his meds...
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28 May 2007 09:20:08 AM |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdoc11@emorycardiology.com> wrote in
news:1180316792.780884.4930@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:
brother Melchizedek wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he
created honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2
Pound Cat Meat diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung
being an Oriental, I'm worried for his future, and for the safety
of those around him. I think that I know the perfect job for Dr.
Chung, to make him feel like a productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
You're just another unemployed k00k.
Hey Andrew, did you know I'm a prophet?
Watch And Be Fucking Amazed!!
"Andrew will ignore this post too."
Prove me wrong, Dear Andrew. Quit hiding behind your killfile blankie
and come out and play.
--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Dr Chung's Homewrecker
Lits *****#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
The Hate Machine Cog #6
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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27 May 2007 10:59:52 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD said...
brother Melchizedek wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e22775fd908c8dae?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
If the essence of the nature of Jesus is awesome love, how can he strike
down and murder with his fiery sword? Why would a being that encompasses
all of the love in the Universe and is wants to share that love need a
fiery sword for in the first place? That contradicts the nature of
Jesus.
Please explain.
PS: How do you know what Satan's sperm smells like? When you were doing
your clinical rounds, did he come in with a problem?
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" |
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28 May 2007 01:05:41 AM |
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On May 27, 9:46 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
brother Melchizedek wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e22775fd908c8dae?
Title says all. You are unhinged, unsane, and unwell.
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| User: "the officious 411" |
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27 May 2007 09:07:26 PM |
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On May 27, 8:24 pm, Velvet Elvis <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote:
On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the ***** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
--- the holy spirit
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B! |
27 May 2007 11:05:38 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the officious 411 said...
On May 27, 8:24 pm, Velvet Elvis <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote:
On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the ***** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
--- the holy spirit
So Chung really does hear voices in his head.
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "~~ Shelly ~~ ~~ Shelly" |
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| Title: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 03:01:06 AM |
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Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
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| User: "purpurroterwald" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 03:21:03 AM |
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"~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly ~~@fake.invalid> wrote in
news:465a8bd6@cvc2.cvc.net:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking.
To where?
~~ Shelly ~~
I bet you're fat and ugly.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 03:32:09 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, said...
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
My dear Shelly...
I'm so sorry to have inconvenienced you and your gang of gustatory
gourmands over in rec.food.cooking
Dr. Chung started all the cross posts into your group, ma'am. Since I
was trying to reach him, I posted to the groups that he normally sends
his stuff to. I was curious why he was posting his religious delusions
to a cooking group. But maybe it has something to do with the diet that
he's pushing. Have you heard of it? You eat 2 pounds of cat meat every
day for a month. He says not only will it cure heart disease, you'll
also be light as a feather. That'll make it easy for your family to put
you into your casket.
Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll have a conference with Dr. Chung
and run it by him. Andrew and I are always working together on some
Usenet medical/spiritual crisis or another, it's amazing how often our
paths cross, so it won't be any bother. Although protocol suggests that
you may think of sending me a small gift and card for the favor.
PS: I hate to bring this up at this unfortunate time, but Dr. Chung has
been on a run of terrible luck, and has been something of a pill,
lately, if you'll pardon my pun. It is possible that if he should not
appreciate your request, it's possible that he may have you struck down
with some dread disease, such as diabetes. I myself, have sadly fallen
on his dark side more than once. Not only was I stricken with diabetes,
he gave me a terrible case of bunions. Just a word of waring is all.
If I can be of any more service to you, ma'am, just call St. Jackanapes!
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Lionel" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 03:39:23 AM |
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On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:32:09 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these
days, then wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, said...
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
My dear Shelly...
I'm so sorry to have inconvenienced you and your gang of gustatory
gourmands over in rec.food.cooking
Dr. Chung started all the cross posts into your group, ma'am. Since I
was trying to reach him, I posted to the groups that he normally sends
his stuff to. I was curious why he was posting his religious delusions
to a cooking group. But maybe it has something to do with the diet that
he's pushing. Have you heard of it? You eat 2 pounds of cat meat every
day for a month. He says not only will it cure heart disease, you'll
also be light as a feather. That'll make it easy for your family to put
you into your casket.
Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll have a conference with Dr. Chung
and run it by him. Andrew and I are always working together on some
Usenet medical/spiritual crisis or another, it's amazing how often our
paths cross, so it won't be any bother. Although protocol suggests that
you may think of sending me a small gift and card for the favor.
PS: I hate to bring this up at this unfortunate time, but Dr. Chung has
been on a run of terrible luck, and has been something of a pill,
lately, if you'll pardon my pun. It is possible that if he should not
appreciate your request, it's possible that he may have you struck down
with some dread disease, such as diabetes. I myself, have sadly fallen
on his dark side more than once. Not only was I stricken with diabetes,
he gave me a terrible case of bunions. Just a word of waring is all.
If I can be of any more service to you, ma'am, just call St. Jackanapes!
Nicely put.
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\___ Proud Cog #1 in the AUK Hate Machine
_(AUK)====:: Do *you* think that you have the Right Stuff?
/='='='='-, Apply TODAY by addressing a gratuitously cruel
(O+O+O+O+O) flame to: "Uncle Fester", C/O soc.singles & AUK.
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| User: "Moaner Lisa" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
29 May 2007 09:30:05 PM |
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In article <465a8bd6@cvc2.cvc.net>, "~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly ~~@fake.invalid> had the nerve
to say...
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
YOu mean... you guys over at food.cooking aren't interested in Dr. Chung's Cat Meat Diet? But
he says it's good and it's good FOR you.
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Moaner Lisa
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 01:51:18 PM |
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On May 28, 4:01 am, "~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly ~...@fake.invalid>
wrote:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff.
sci.med.cardiology. Courtesy of Dr. Chuckles Chung himself.
For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
pick.
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| User: "Joeseph P. Blow" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
29 May 2007 06:23:21 PM |
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On Mon, 28 May 2007 01:01:06 -0700, "~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly
~~@fake.invalid> wrote:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
Ok.
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
--
Just your average Joe
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| User: "Steve Williams" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 07:43:23 AM |
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On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you.
Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
Hi Shelly,
I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.
Many thanks.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Please Stop! |
28 May 2007 08:01:04 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Steve Williams said...
On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you.
Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
Hi Shelly,
I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.
Many thanks.
Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly into
alt.flame.jesus.christ? We are very busy in here wrestling with the
profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity at all
levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork Ms. Shelly.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Earthquack quote |
28 May 2007 10:37:51 AM |
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On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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| Title: Re: Earthquack quote |
28 May 2007 02:13:29 PM |
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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote
in message news:1180366671.699930.182800@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.
I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
it?
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