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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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23 Dec 2005 04:29:16 PM |
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Dracula |
By Bram Stoker, fundies wanted it pulled from the shelves because
the introduction the fundies claimed, "the book contains unacceptable
descriptions in the introductions, such as 'Dracula is the symptom
of a wish, largely sexual, that we wish we did not have.'"
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"ON lithium I am more stable than fredic liberal rice." -- Theodore Baldwin Boothe III
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| User: "L.Roberts." |
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| Title: Dracula |
23 Dec 2005 10:20:50 PM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
By Bram Stoker, fundies wanted it pulled from the shelves because
the introduction the fundies claimed, "the book contains unacceptable
descriptions in the introductions, such as 'Dracula is the symptom
of a wish, largely sexual, that we wish we did not have.'"
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http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"SUVs don't burn down by themselves." -- Some elf in a bunny suit
"ON lithium I am more stable than fredic liberal rice." -- Theodore Baldwin Boothe III
Dracula!
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through
Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly,
out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car
hissing at them through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she
shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and
continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Show him your cross!"
"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window, sticks
her head out and shouts, "Get the F**k! off the car!"
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