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24 Feb 2006 07:34:08 PM |
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Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.htmlhttp://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.html
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Dude, what happened to your car?
The Ford GT began as a concept car designed in anticipation of Ford's
centennial year and as part of its drive to showcase and revive its
"heritage" names such as Mustang and Thunderbird. Why am I telling you
this?
One man located in Kansas City (Mission Hills/Prairie Village) waited 2
years for this $200,000 car.
He had this car only two days and had only put 9 miles on it.
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did… he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
He nailed a steel and concrete pole. (Warning the following pictures are
graphic in nature, and might cause you to involuntarily vocalize such
reactions as, “oh *****”, “holy *****”, and “oh-my-god”).
/end
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
25 Feb 2006 02:47:24 AM |
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In article <cucvv1lbu4jl996o49er9tuo70u30cfrki@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.html
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.html
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Dude, what happened to your car?
The Ford GT began as a concept car designed in anticipation of Ford's
centennial year and as part of its drive to showcase and revive its
"heritage" names such as Mustang and Thunderbird. Why am I telling you
this?
One man located in Kansas City (Mission Hills/Prairie Village) waited 2
years for this $200,000 car.
He had this car only two days and had only put 9 miles on it.
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did… he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
He nailed a steel and concrete pole. (Warning the following pictures are
graphic in nature, and might cause you to involuntarily vocalize such
reactions as, “oh *****”, “holy *****”, and “oh-my-god”).
/end
At least the air bags worked.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Rune B" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
24 Feb 2006 07:59:24 PM |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did… he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
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WWJD! What Would Jack (Bauer) Do?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
26 Feb 2006 10:27:13 AM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:59:24 +0100, Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote in
alt.atheism
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did… he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
Indeed. The car only 'lived' for nine miles. :\
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
24 Feb 2006 09:58:10 PM |
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Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote in news:leevv1td1fvtt6c3os6m413olgtlrefjap@
4ax.com:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did… he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
He will heal, the car won't I guess.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
24 Feb 2006 10:40:01 PM |
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"R. Pierce Butler" <spamsucks@google.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9774DF908E879mc2500183316chgoill@10.232.1.1...
Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote in
news:leevv1td1fvtt6c3os6m413olgtlrefjap@
4ax.com:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did. he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
He will heal, the car won't I guess.
Goodness knows mine didn't when I drove it into a moving NJ transit train ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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24 Feb 2006 08:27:24 PM |
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Rune B wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
Me, too. In the US, there's this misconception that driving quickly is
easy. People think the car will do all the work. I wonder if this clown
now knows that racing *is* a sport..
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
24 Feb 2006 08:49:51 PM |
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In article <1140834444.440107.36080@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>,
Panama Floyd <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote:
Rune B wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
Me, too. In the US, there's this misconception that driving quickly is
easy. People think the car will do all the work. I wonder if this clown
now knows that racing *is* a sport..
Speaking of more money than brains:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1651114&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds031
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-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Dude, what happened to your car? {pics at site} |
26 Feb 2006 10:29:47 AM |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:49:51 -0800, chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
In article <1140834444.440107.36080@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>,
Panama Floyd <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote:
Rune B wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
Me, too. In the US, there's this misconception that driving quickly is
easy. People think the car will do all the work. I wonder if this clown
now knows that racing *is* a sport..
Speaking of more money than brains:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1651114&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds031
2
Indeed. What a waste of a car.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "" |
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25 Feb 2006 03:13:08 AM |
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chibiabos wrote:
Speaking of more money than brains:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1651114&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
Notice that the Ferrari crashed, and the Mercedes didn't. Which
would you rather drive? If cars truly are substitute dicks, then
the idiot in the Ferrari was thinking with his.
Bob Dog
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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25 Feb 2006 08:34:06 PM |
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wrote:
chibiabos wrote:
Speaking of more money than brains:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1651114&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
Notice that the Ferrari crashed, and the Mercedes didn't. Which
would you rather drive? If cars truly are substitute dicks, then
the idiot in the Ferrari was thinking with his.
WTF is this, anyway? He owned both cars and claims to have been driving
neither. Does he hire homeless guys to drive him around for amusement?
"Beach Bum Races", I guess..
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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25 Feb 2006 08:31:16 PM |
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chibiabos wrote:
In article <1140834444.440107.36080@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>,
Panama Floyd <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote:
Rune B wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:34:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
Isn't this always what happens? People decide to "try out" their cars
in unsuitable places... I feel more sorry for the car than him.
Me, too. In the US, there's this misconception that driving quickly is
easy. People think the car will do all the work. I wonder if this clown
now knows that racing *is* a sport..
Speaking of more money than brains:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1651114&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds031
2
He tore the car in *half*? I'll bet not even Enzo's Elves will be able
to fix that one.
<walks out, pats Corrado on the butt> Don't worry, sugar..that'll never
happen to you.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "" |
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25 Feb 2006 03:18:37 AM |
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stoney wrote:
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.html
A *leeeeettle* problem with the URL cut'n'paste, there....
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Dude, what happened to your car?
The Ford GT began as a concept car designed in anticipation of Ford's
centennial year and as part of its drive to showcase and revive its
"heritage" names such as Mustang and Thunderbird. Why am I telling you
this?
One man located in Kansas City (Mission Hills/Prairie Village) waited 2
years for this $200,000 car.
He had this car only two days and had only put 9 miles on it.
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
He nailed a steel and concrete pole. (Warning the following pictures are
graphic in nature, and might cause you to involuntarily vocalize such
reactions as, "oh *****", "holy *****", and "oh-my-god").
Just as George Bush was not worthy of the education he received,
regardless of his personal or family's wealth, so was that driver.
Mmmmmmm, a Ford GT....
Bob Dog
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| User: "stoney" |
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26 Feb 2006 11:55:45 AM |
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On 25 Feb 2006 01:18:37 -0800, wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/2006/02/dude-what-happened-to-your-car.html
A *leeeeettle* problem with the URL cut'n'paste, there....
Where? I just clicked on it and it worked fine.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Dude, what happened to your car?
The Ford GT began as a concept car designed in anticipation of Ford's
centennial year and as part of its drive to showcase and revive its
"heritage" names such as Mustang and Thunderbird. Why am I telling you
this?
One man located in Kansas City (Mission Hills/Prairie Village) waited 2
years for this $200,000 car.
He had this car only two days and had only put 9 miles on it.
He decided to try out how fast it would go- and decided to punch the gas
pedal. When he did... he lost traction on the rear wheel and lost control
on a bridge next to golf hole #17 at a major country club (Mission Hills
Country Club) which crosses a small creek.
He nailed a steel and concrete pole. (Warning the following pictures are
graphic in nature, and might cause you to involuntarily vocalize such
reactions as, "oh *****", "holy *****", and "oh-my-god").
Just as George Bush was not worthy of the education he received,
regardless of his personal or family's wealth, so was that driver.
So many have that problem.
Mmmmmmm, a Ford GT....
What about Pantera's?
http://www.detomaso.it/gb/vetture/ieri/pantera.html
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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