Religions > Atheism > duke's God Tells Yang the Little ***** Draft Dodger Will Burn in Hell
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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13 Nov 2004 01:43:58 AM |
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duke's God Tells Yang the Little ***** Draft Dodger Will Burn in Hell |
Y: Good morning
YHWH: Good morning
Y: So, did you have anything to do with this election?
YHWH: I didn't lift a finger for the Holocaust, you think I give a
damn about AWOL's lies?
Y: Fair enough. so what will happen to little ***** draft dodger duke
for not honoring his wager with me?
YHWH: Oh that's easy, oathbreakers like him go straight to hell?
Y: Straight to Hell?
YHWH: Well, that's the rule. He'll be burning in hell for the rest of
eternity, All of dukes' sinews and blood and bodily fluids will be
seared away as my buddy Satan dips him into the eternel lake of fire.
Y: Ouch.
YHWH: It gets better, I got this great idea from the Ottoman Turks-
duke will have a large wooden stake rammed from his ***** all the way up
to his neck- for the rest of eternity, as he is burned alive in the
eternal lake of fire, of course.
Y: Compassionate conservatism, I see.
YHWH: Rules are rules. By the way, you know I don't exist right?
Y: You're probably right. I see this as a reverse Pascals' wager.
either you exist and duke burns in hell or that you don't exist and
duke's life is a complete waste. Either way I get to excercise my
schadenfreude.
YHWH: Very clever. Anyway, gotta run, Some little kid has cancer and
it takes a lot of energy to let down her parents' prayers.
Y: Whatever you say.
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Yang
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| Title: Re: duke's God Tells Yang the Little ***** Draft Dodger Will Burn in Hell |
13 Nov 2004 06:08:38 AM |
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On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:43:58 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Y: Good morning
YHWH: Good morning
Y: So, did you have anything to do with this election?
YHWH: I didn't lift a finger for the Holocaust, you think I give a
damn about AWOL's lies?
Y: Fair enough. so what will happen to little ***** draft dodger duke
for not honoring his wager with me?
YHWH: Oh that's easy, oathbreakers like him go straight to hell?
Y: Straight to Hell?
YHWH: Well, that's the rule. He'll be burning in hell for the rest of
eternity, All of dukes' sinews and blood and bodily fluids will be
seared away as my buddy Satan dips him into the eternel lake of fire.
Y: Ouch.
YHWH: It gets better, I got this great idea from the Ottoman Turks-
duke will have a large wooden stake rammed from his ***** all the way up
to his neck- for the rest of eternity, as he is burned alive in the
eternal lake of fire, of course.
Y: Compassionate conservatism, I see.
YHWH: Rules are rules. By the way, you know I don't exist right?
Y: You're probably right. I see this as a reverse Pascals' wager.
either you exist and duke burns in hell or that you don't exist and
duke's life is a complete waste. Either way I get to excercise my
schadenfreude.
Yang - never one to disappoint. Talking to his own little invisible pixie. Do you do
this on public street corners also?
YHWH: Very clever. Anyway, gotta run, Some little kid has cancer and
it takes a lot of energy to let down her parents' prayers.
Y: Whatever you say.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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