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"Kathy" |
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29 Jun 2004 07:36:30 AM |
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Dumb church sign |
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 10:28:21 AM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> astounded us with: news:indEc.26$Iwp.14
@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
Holy Condoms??
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 08:07:52 PM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet,
He does...it's called the Vatican Bank...and it's stuffed to bursting point!
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
30 Jun 2004 06:42:01 AM |
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"NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> astounded us with:
news:40e211fc$0$16103$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet,
He does...it's called the Vatican Bank...and it's stuffed to bursting
point!
But the only interest earned is by pre-pubescent boys.
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 01:01:57 PM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
A picture ID (driver's license?), unless he wanted the cops to arrest him
for not having proof of identification . . .
WWGD -- What Would God Drive?
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| User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Micha=EBlM?=" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 02:30:55 PM |
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a écrit :
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
A picture ID (driver's license?), unless he wanted the cops to arrest him
for not having proof of identification . . .
WWGD -- What Would God Drive?
A Ford Diablo...
MichaëlM
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 08:25:26 PM |
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WWGD -- What Would God Drive?
"He drove them out in his Fury" - Genesis 3:23-24
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 07:57:25 AM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
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| User: "Woden wodencharternet" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 08:18:31 AM |
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"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in
news:VGdEc.125905$eu.34794@attbi_s02:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in
his wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
Obviously the one he used on that virgin back in the mid-east 2000 years
ago didn't work.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 03:51:15 PM |
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"Woden" <wodencharternet> wrote in message
news:Xns95175F4EFA4D7wodencharternet@216.168.3.44...
"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in
news:VGdEc.125905$eu.34794@attbi_s02:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in
his wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
Obviously the one he used on that virgin back in the mid-east 2000 years
ago didn't work.
I thought it was the Holy Spirit that came upon Mary.
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| User: "NO.23: Stirfried Clayton In Black Bean Sauce" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 08:06:33 PM |
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"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:7DkEc.576$7t3.559@attbi_s51...
"Woden" <wodencharternet> wrote in message
news:Xns95175F4EFA4D7wodencharternet@216.168.3.44...
"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in
news:VGdEc.125905$eu.34794@attbi_s02:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in
his wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
Obviously the one he used on that virgin back in the mid-east 2000 years
ago didn't work.
I thought it was the Holy Spirit that came upon Mary.
And she rubbed it in because she heard it was good for her skin.
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
30 Jun 2004 05:12:05 AM |
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"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:7DkEc.576$7t3.559@attbi_s51...
"Woden" <wodencharternet> wrote in message
news:Xns95175F4EFA4D7wodencharternet@216.168.3.44...
"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in
news:VGdEc.125905$eu.34794@attbi_s02:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in
his wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
Obviously the one he used on that virgin back in the mid-east 2000 years
ago didn't work.
I thought it was the Holy Spirit that came upon Mary.
Aye....Mary and a whiskey bottle....she knew how to have fun !
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Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Ian" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 06:27:53 PM |
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Geoff wrote:
"Woden" <wodencharternet> wrote in message
news:Xns95175F4EFA4D7wodencharternet@216.168.3.44...
"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in
news:VGdEc.125905$eu.34794@attbi_s02:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:indEc.26$Iwp.14@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in
his wallet - suggestions?)
He'd be trading in his dollars for euros, for sure. And he'd have
a big (huge) round indentation where he kept condoms when
he was a more venturesome lad.
Obviously the one he used on that virgin back in the mid-east 2000 years
ago didn't work.
I thought it was the Holy Spirit that came upon Mary.
Wouldn't that go against the "do not spill your seed" rule? *ducks*
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| User: "AnotherObserver®" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 01:46:12 PM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
Permanent presidential ID pass to the "Brain Fucked R-us" club?
--
Davidwd
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Posting group: alt.atheism
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 08:15:00 PM |
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Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Yep...on the money.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 09:06:36 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Tue, 29 Jun 2004 12:36:30 GMT, "Kathy"
<k.knight@rogers.com> wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
I suppose if the idea was to have pictures of "his kids", you'd also
have to expect to see Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Jeff Dahmer, John Wayne
Gacey, Jack the Ripper, etc... etc... etc... etc.... Kinda' doesn't
make one feel so special in _that_ context...
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Mushinronsha" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 07:47:44 PM |
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Kathy wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
"And since he doesn't have a wallet, he needs a few bucks from you."
Mushy
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| User: "SoF" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 05:21:26 PM |
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Kathy wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
A green card?
SoF
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| User: "Desdinova" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 05:35:53 PM |
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"SoF" <sforddotheobvious232@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:GXlEc.14881$DT5.11251@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
Kathy wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
A picture of his mistress the (former) virgin Mary.
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Desdinova aa #2182
EAC Director of Separation of Church and Brain
There are none so blind as those who view life filtered
through the stained glass of church windows.
"Christianity has such a contemptible opinion of human
nature that it does not believe a man can tell the truth
unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
of the human race has ever been expressed."
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Dumb church sign |
29 Jun 2004 04:26:22 PM |
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On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 12:36:30 +0000, Kathy wrote:
Seen in Oshawa Ontario:
"If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it."
Kathy aa #1802 (who can't help wondering what else God would have in his
wallet - suggestions?)
If God had a post office, would my picture be there, too?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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