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Religions > Atheism |
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"wbarwell" |
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08 Dec 2004 03:32:26 AM |
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Dustboy! |
Dustboy the Gardener.
Genesis 2:7
And the Lord God formed man of the dust
of the ground a breathed into his nostrils
the breathe of life; and man became a
living being.
Genesis 2:18
And the Lord God took the man and put him
in the garden of Eden to dress it and keep
it.
So here is man's great purpose in life.
Greated an ignorant creature of lowly dust
as a gardener for a lazy god and his lout
sons.
(See Genesis 6)
He is denied immortality and knowledge.
2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge
of good and evil: thous shalt not eat of
it; for in the day thou shalt eat thereof
it, thou shalt surely die.
So god's first words to man are a lie.
And it is obvious god wants the gardener
to remain stupid. Why?
Gen 3:22
And the lord god said, Behold the man
is become as one of us, to know good
and evil; and now; lest he put forth
his hand, and take alos of the tree
of life, and eat also, and live forever;
Therefore the lord god sent him forth
from the garden of Eden; to till the
ground from whence he was taken.
And we are not allowed to have eternal
life, or be as a god. God is not our friend.
He is merely our exploiter. No wonder he
does not want us to know good and evil.
Then we would know how petty and evil
he is.
We are created as a mortal, stupid gardener
created purposefully ignorant, out of dirt,
dust. This is the message of the bible.
Our purpose for existance. An ephermeral
lowly gardner, stoop labor. Our high
purpose in the Universe.
Creationism's low grade "Absolute" .
I hereby dub American fundamentlaist creationists
as dustboys.
This is their religion, this is what the bible claims.
Ignorant stoop labor for an unfriendly employer who
first day on the job lies to the gardner.
No wonder right wing big business supporting
religous fanatics love this god.
Its not much of a high ideal religion, is it?
No real high concept reasosn for our existant,
no real goals created by god for man.
Stoop labor. A gardener made of dust.
At leasts apes are a mere step on an evolutionary ladder
to man who is about to take control of his own DNA
and is well on teh way to becoming eventually, the god that
the dustboy's petty sky pixie denied to Dustboy
the Gardener.
So there is little choice, a stupid myth, or
a real world march to godlike existance in
the future.
Dustboy? Or Man reaching upwards?
Dustboys! Ranting and raving about apes and their
own bible tells them they are dustboys at best.
Epermeral, created mortal and stupi as mere stoop laborers.
And god didn't even give Adam a weedwhacker.
Dustboys!
--
Apes bad! Dust good!
Apes bad! Dust good!
21st Century American Christianity
in a nutshell.
Cheerful Charlie
--
Apes bad! Dust good!
Apes bad! Dust good!
21st Century American Christianity
in a nutshell.
Cheerful Charlie
--
Apes bad! Dust good!
Apes bad! Dust good!
21st Century American Christianity
in a nutshell.
Cheerful Charlie
--
Apes bad! Dust good!
Apes bad! Dust good!
21st Century American Christianity
in a nutshell.
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Dustboy! |
08 Dec 2004 01:06:57 PM |
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on 08 Dec 2004 in alt.atheism, wbarwell dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Dustboy the Gardener.
Genesis 2:7
And the Lord God formed man of the dust
of the ground a breathed into his nostrils
the breathe of life; and man became a
living being.
Genesis 2:18
And the Lord God took the man and put him
in the garden of Eden to dress it and keep
it.
So here is man's great purpose in life.
Greated an ignorant creature of lowly dust
as a gardener for a lazy god and his lout
sons.
(See Genesis 6)
He is denied immortality and knowledge.
2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge
of good and evil: thous shalt not eat of
it; for in the day thou shalt eat thereof
it, thou shalt surely die.
So god's first words to man are a lie.
And it is obvious god wants the gardener
to remain stupid. Why?
Man was fearful of and humbled by the natural events of his surroundings.
We are inquisitive by nature, and that which could not be explained was
feared. Sunset and sunrise. Earthquake. Flood. Rain. Lightning &
thunder. They all became the property of "god". Men were afraid to trump
the god with intelligence. Intelligence was only meant for the god, the
controller of all who could snuff you at a moment's notice if you trumped
him. Later on, the only ones who were allowed to even learn to read were
the church elders, who had to become intelligent in order to "communicate"
with the god.
Without Christianity, the fears would probably have melted off, and we
would be in the midst of a vastly intelligent society now. But before we
could make the critical scientific discoveries, the christers came along
and added guilt to the fear complex - a lasting, unshakable emotion that
cowed its followers to the ground. Then, of course, out of the guilt
springs *salvation*, and suddenly everybody shines with false hope and
fogged emotion. Intelligence? We don't need no stinking intelligence.
[snip]
So there is little choice, a stupid myth, or
a real world march to godlike existance in
the future.
Dustboy? Or Man reaching upwards?
Dustboys! Ranting and raving about apes and their
own bible tells them they are dustboys at best.
Epermeral, created mortal and stupi as mere stoop laborers.
And god didn't even give Adam a weedwhacker.
Dustboys!
Yes. It fits nicely.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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| Title: Re: Dustboy! |
08 Dec 2004 02:31:29 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
Without Christianity, the fears would probably have melted off, and we
would be in the midst of a vastly intelligent society now. But before we
could make the critical scientific discoveries, the christers came along
and added guilt to the fear complex - a lasting, unshakable emotion that
cowed its followers to the ground. Then, of course, out of the guilt
springs *salvation*, and suddenly everybody shines with false hope and
fogged emotion. Intelligence? We don't need no stinking intelligence.
[snip]
So there is little choice, a stupid myth, or
a real world march to godlike existance in
the future.
Dustboy? Or Man reaching upwards?
Dustboys! Ranting and raving about apes and their
own bible tells them they are dustboys at best.
Epermeral, created mortal and stupi as mere stoop laborers.
And god didn't even give Adam a weedwhacker.
Dustboys!
Yes. It fits nicely.
Better yet, Dust monkies.
Homo Pulvis.
--
Apes bad! Dust good!
Apes bad! Dust good!
21st Century American Christianity
in a nutshell.
Cheerful Charlie
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