Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> crawled forth from the
tarpits of hell and muttered:

Anyone wishing to go to heaven withen the next
year should send me $ 5000-$20000 to cover transportation costs. God has
more then enough room, so if you would like rates on a family plan let

know.

I have my own wings; I just drank some Red Bull. I don't need no stinkin'
public transportation. And I don't need to book a flight/room/whatever. I
can pick the lock at the back door. They can't keep Amanita out of heaven.

As for the family plan, I don't want most of my family there; they can go
to hell for all I care.

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"the road to hell is paved with adverbs"
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