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"Doc Smartass" |
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23 Jan 2007 04:07:09 PM |
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EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for those of
you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
23 Jan 2007 06:24:33 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98C1A402B4FC6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for those of
you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
What message?
Who sent it?
Never heard of him!
Never got it!
Sorry. I can't help you.
It's the amnesia, you know :-)
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
23 Jan 2007 09:47:11 PM |
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in
news:5Hxth.63636$UC.26873@newsfe5-win.ntli.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98C1A402B4FC6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
What message?
Who sent it?
Never heard of him!
Never got it!
Sorry. I can't help you.
It's the amnesia, you know :-)
Very good.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 04:15:42 PM |
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Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> writes:
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. If he talks, you know what to do.
A spanking! A spanking! And then, the oral sex!
Elf
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
24 Jan 2007 08:32:55 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired, again.
Hovind is NOT and agent and never was.
This Smartass was part of the team paid good money to come up with something
that would look and talk like a christian but be so ridculous that people
would laugh at him.
They NEVER CAME CLOSE to the real christians like Hovine, Bible Bob, JW,
Bible John, and a few others.
The EAC fired them all and started referring people to the people above.
We re-hired Smartass because we are nice and he need a job, but this has
gone to far.
The EAC formally acknowledges that truth is stranger than fiction and we
never could come up with even a Bovine Hovine
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:37:24 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:rFUth.22634$yC5.7259@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired, again.
Hovind is NOT and agent and never was.
That's the brilliance of it!
This Smartass was part of the team paid good money to come up with
something that would look and talk like a christian but be so
ridculous that people would laugh at him.
They NEVER CAME CLOSE to the real christians like Hovine, Bible Bob,
JW, Bible John, and a few others.
The EAC fired them all and started referring people to the people
above. We re-hired Smartass because we are nice and he need a job, but
this has gone to far.
The EAC formally acknowledges that truth is stranger than fiction and
we never could come up with even a Bovine Hovine
There is no EAC!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 07:18:15 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:32:55 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired, again.
The poster of this post has been sacked.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Creationists criticize evolutionists for the demeaning idea
of 'coming from apes' and say that man is more noble than
that, and then have sermons where man is called a miserable
worm worthy to be burned eternally in hell." - William Bagley
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:11:06 AM |
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On Jan 25, 8:18 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:32:55 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired,
again.The poster of this post has been sacked.
The sacking of the sacker of this poster has been posted.
--
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 11:32:08 AM |
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wrote:
On Jan 25, 8:18 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:32:55 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired,
again.The poster of this post has been sacked.
The sacking of the sacker of this poster has been posted.
Who let that damned Moose in again?
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| User: "Doc Trump" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:35:56 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:sQ5uh.75600
$wP1.22308@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net:
firelock_ny@hotmail.com wrote:
On Jan 25, 8:18 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:32:55 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired,
again.The poster of this post has been sacked.
The sacking of the sacker of this poster has been posted.
Who let that damned Moose in again?
You're all fired.
--
Doc Trump of the Classy Hair
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
01 Feb 2007 03:38:50 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:18:15 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:32:55 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
The person who sent this message has been fired, again.
The poster of this post has been sacked.
I hope you've got gills.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "ClayeSkye #4" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
23 Jan 2007 10:52:29 PM |
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On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for those of
you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:40:01 PM |
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"ClayeSkye #4" <FaithHH02@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1169614348.949937.138870@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Exactly!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 07:17:51 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:52:29 -0800, ClayeSkye #4 wrote:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for those of
you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Who are you talking to?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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If their omnipotent, omniscient (so they say) god wants me to
believe in him, then he should know what would prove his
existence to me. He hasn't done so yet, so there is no reason
to believe in him. - Woden
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 07:35:00 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:52:29 -0800, ClayeSkye #4 wrote:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Who are you talking to?
Where is everybody?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:01:13 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:35:00 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:52:29 -0800, ClayeSkye #4 wrote:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Who are you talking to?
Where is everybody?
We're not here!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 10:45:52 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:xKadnR576Zm0JSXYnZ2dnUVZ_vfinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:35:00 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:52:29 -0800, ClayeSkye #4 wrote:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Who are you talking to?
Where is everybody?
We're not here!
Do you smell that?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
26 Jan 2007 07:35:12 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:45:52 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
news:xKadnR576Zm0JSXYnZ2dnUVZ_vfinZ2d@giganews.com...
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:35:00 +0000, Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:52:29 -0800, ClayeSkye #4 wrote:
On Jan 23, 2:07 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
How can you burn something that doesn't exist?
Who are you talking to?
Where is everybody?
We're not here!
Do you smell that?
Not me!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys
on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING
like Shakespeare!" - Blair Houghton
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
23 Jan 2007 04:34:38 PM |
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On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project, has
been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for those of
you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when it
does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it, instead?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
23 Jan 2007 09:49:38 PM |
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MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when
it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction of
documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section II,
paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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24 Jan 2007 08:06:23 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when
it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction of
documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section II,
paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation
by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging
rational inquiry." - Richard Dawkins
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:37:57 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in
news:6fadnaGbCtZC-irYnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when
it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction
of documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section
II, paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Good. Always best to be safe.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
26 Jan 2007 12:49:10 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:37:57 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in
news:6fadnaGbCtZC-irYnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when
it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction
of documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section
II, paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Good. Always best to be safe.
"Burn before reading."
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
26 Jan 2007 07:37:04 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:49:10 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:37:57 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in
news:6fadnaGbCtZC-irYnZ2dnUVZ_qDinZ2d@giganews.com:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when
it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction
of documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section
II, paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Good. Always best to be safe.
"Burn before reading."
Shred before seeing...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due
to the absence, from Jerusalem, of a lunatic asylum."
- Havelock Ellis
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 11:44:59 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:06:23 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when it
does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction of
documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section II,
paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Bad news. I put my monitor thru the shredder, as instructed, and it
shorted out the shredder. I guess I should have unplugged it, first?
Perhaps we could add that to the manual?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 08:39:40 PM |
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MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.25.17.44.57.507940@stopspam.net:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:06:23 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent
Kent Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land
project, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID
photo is for those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and
when it does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred
it, instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for
destruction of documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page
5499, section II, paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Bad news. I put my monitor thru the shredder, as instructed, and it
shorted out the shredder. I guess I should have unplugged it, first?
Perhaps we could add that to the manual?
Nah. Just blame the Gawdless Libruls (tm)!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 09:19:03 PM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:06:23 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
I shredded that one.
Bad news. I put my monitor thru the shredder, as instructed, and it
shorted out the shredder. I guess I should have unplugged it, first?
Perhaps we could add that to the manual?
Plug? Where is the plug on a monitor? I tried to shread one but it just
broke the shredder.
http://www.canonfire.co.uk/pages/brigground.htm
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Alert--Agent Hovind |
25 Jan 2007 03:11:28 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:44:59 -0500, MarkA wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:06:23 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:49:38 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2007.01.23.22.34.37.399163@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:07:09 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Note: top secret communication--do not disseminate!
This is for identification purposes only; as you all know, agent Kent
Hovind, who was our operative in the Dinosaur Adventure Land project,
has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. His current ID photo is for
those of you in the Prison Ops project:
http://derekrodgers.info/images/hovind.jpg
If he talks, you know what to do.
Burn all copies of this message.
Oh, great! It's *so hard* to get my monitor to catch fire, and when it
does, the smell of burning plastic is awful! Can't I shred it,
instead?
Yes, but only so long as it conforms to EAC standards for destruction of
documents in manual EAC-9-56876868-4.a (2006), page 5499, section II,
paragraph 28, line # 12, word #3-- "the".
I shredded that one.
Bad news. I put my monitor thru the shredder, as instructed, and it
shorted out the shredder. I guess I should have unplugged it, first?
Perhaps we could add that to the manual?
I shredded that too.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"For men become civilized, not in proportion to their
willingness to believe, but in proportion to their
readiness to doubt." - H.L. Mencken
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