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Religions > Atheism |
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"Desdinova" |
| Date: |
16 Jul 2004 11:19:08 AM |
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EAC Covert Ops report |
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell and
run away.
==End Message==
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| User: "Raptor514" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
16 Jul 2004 01:23:04 PM |
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"Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in message
news:0eTJc.218793$DG4.83562@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the
FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell
and
run away.
==End Message==
I've got the dog doo and porn. Who's bringing the chips?
Raptor514--------------a.a.#1855
Alt.Atheism Veteran-----------#16
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
17 Jul 2004 06:13:13 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 18:23:04 +0000, Raptor514 wrote:
"Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in message
news:0eTJc.218793$DG4.83562@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the
FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell
and
run away.
==End Message==
I've got the dog doo and porn. Who's bringing the chips?
The local vicar...Jesus wafers.
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| User: "Fatman" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
16 Jul 2004 03:00:17 PM |
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"Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in message
news:0eTJc.218793$DG4.83562@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the
FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
---MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
In the control room now.....
We are in luck, "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses" volumes 1-4 are unlocked and
sitting beside the screening console.
(operative assumption: Floor Director is getting sloppy. Is it time for
volume 3 I believe.)
Inserting media, setting timer for loop, lockout manual control for 4 hours.
Rerouting incoming calls to random phone sex services.
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell
and
run away.
-----MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
Bravo team deployed. Awaiting "Green light" authentication code.
==End Message==
-----MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
My threat indicators show this communication is no longer secure !!!!!
Running diagnostics.......
Will report findings.....
Changing to encryption logarithm "Pickle"
---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.719 / Virus Database: 475 - Release Date: 7/12/2004
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| User: "Desdinova" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
16 Jul 2004 02:05:16 PM |
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"Fatman" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:2lqjh1Fg2vk8U1@uni-berlin.de...
"Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in message
news:0eTJc.218793$DG4.83562@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the
FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace
today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
---MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
In the control room now.....
We are in luck, "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses" volumes 1-4 are unlocked and
sitting beside the screening console.
(operative assumption: Floor Director is getting sloppy. Is it time for
volume 3 I believe.)
Inserting media, setting timer for loop, lockout manual control for 4
hours.
Rerouting incoming calls to random phone sex services.
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell
and
run away.
-----MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
Bravo team deployed. Awaiting "Green light" authentication code.
==End Message==
-----MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
My threat indicators show this communication is no longer secure !!!!!
Running diagnostics.......
Will report findings.....
Changing to encryption logarithm "Pickle"
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Message received. Excellent work, Alpha Team!
Bravo Team, you are cleared to proceed. Set your EAC decoder ring to 42 and
use encryption logarithm "Pickle" to decode the following authentication
code:
gfgagffgsagrpiuimdljyfghhs
When operations are complete, return to EAC HQ for a debriefing and cold
beer and pizza.
==Message Ends==
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
17 Jul 2004 06:17:27 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 13:00:17 -0700 in episode
<2lqjh1Fg2vk8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Fatman" <me@privacy.net>:
"Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in message
news:0eTJc.218793$DG4.83562@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the
FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace
today's broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
---MESSAGE FROM FIELD OP---
In the control room now.....
We are in luck, "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses" volumes 1-4 are unlocked and
sitting beside the screening console. (operative assumption: Floor
Director is getting sloppy. Is it time for volume 3 I believe.)
Inserting media, setting timer for loop, lockout manual control for 4
hours. Rerouting incoming calls to random phone sex services.
And it was lying right next to Lumberjack Gang Bang III. I guess Pat's
been by today...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
17 Jul 2004 06:12:11 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 16:19:08 +0000, Desdinova wrote:
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
No no no.....What's scheduled is the 700 will be broad-cast eating
knickerless nuns as is their habit....
[]
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
16 Jul 2004 02:27:27 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 16:19:08 GMT, "Desdinova"
<desdinova@nodamnspam.com> thought hard and said:
EAC Headquarters
There is no EAC.
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
There is no DCO.
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell and
run away.
==End Message==
You did not just read this message. It was all a figment of your
imagination. Go to sleep.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: EAC Covert Ops report |
16 Jul 2004 01:19:19 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 16:19:08 GMT, "Desdinova" <desdinova@nodamnspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
EAC Headquarters
Department of Covert Ops
(Location Withheld)
==Message Begins:==
Congratulations to our EAC field operatives who successfully killed the FMA.
Our infiltration tactics were highly effective.
Today's operation: Commandeer the CBN satellite uplink and replace today's
broadcast of the "700 Club" with "Naughty Nympho Stewardesses".
Plan B:
Put a flaming bag of dog doo on Pat Robertson's doorstep, ring the bell and
run away.
Just a little too Coals-to-Newcastle for me.
--
/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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