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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mike Painter" |
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02 Jan 2006 08:44:45 PM |
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EAC officially thanks free.christians |
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of free.christians.
Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago.
We spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would
emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come up
with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
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Take a CPR class and get your community involved in an AED program.
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| User: "lizzard woman" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
02 Jan 2006 08:49:33 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net...
| On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of free.christians.
| Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
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| We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago.
| We spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would
| emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
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| Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come up
| with better examples.
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| Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to disagree.
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| Thanks for all the help.
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| Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
I don't think Bible John can possibly be for real. I predict he will be
revealed to be someone parodying a graduate from some small bible college.
All those "Horn you Devil!" lines are the giveaway IMO.
But then again, I thought Kansan1225 was a parody but I think he was shown
to be for real.
sharon
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| User: "David D. aa#2219 thanks to Gastrich" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
02 Jan 2006 09:08:13 PM |
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lizzard woman wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net...
| On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of free.christians.
| Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
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| We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago.
| We spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would
| emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
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| Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come up
| with better examples.
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| Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to disagree.
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| Thanks for all the help.
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| Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
I don't think Bible John can possibly be for real. I predict he will be
revealed to be someone parodying a graduate from some small bible college.
All those "Horn you Devil!" lines are the giveaway IMO.
But then again, I thought Kansan1225 was a parody but I think he was shown
to be for real.
I never cease to be amazed. It's scary.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
02 Jan 2006 09:33:14 PM |
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In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of free.christians.
Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We spent
over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would emulate
people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come up
with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope cloning
lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
So much for that "storm of the century" excuse
http://makeashorterlink.com/?A3992495C
NO held hostage by oil corporations,
ANWR demanded as ransom
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J5C92195C
White House balks at spending on US citizens,
needs more billions for Iraq!
http://makeashorterlink.com/?G1D93595C
(Tell me again how much we spent bailing out the S&Ls?)
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
03 Jan 2006 05:06:39 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of free.christians.
Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We spent
over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would emulate
people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come up
with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope cloning
lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
--
Fundies and trolls are urged to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
03 Jan 2006 08:05:17 PM |
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wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that
would emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions
are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never
come up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope
cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Just what's visible on free.christians is enough to make a sane man not want
to ask that question.
Maybe that's all there is (repressed shudder)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
04 Jan 2006 04:11:57 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:05:17 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney@the.net wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that
would emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions
are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never
come up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope
cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Just what's visible on free.christians is enough to make a sane man not want
to ask that question.
Point.
Maybe that's all there is (repressed shudder)
Mental toddlers, yes.
--
Fundies and trolls are urged to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed.
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| User: "rogue" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
04 Jan 2006 08:02:33 PM |
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wrote:
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:05:17 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that
would emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions
are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never
come up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope
cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Just what's visible on free.christians is enough to make a sane man not want
to ask that question.
Point.
Maybe that's all there is (repressed shudder)
Mental toddlers, yes.
with diapers.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
05 Jan 2006 08:22:38 PM |
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On 4 Jan 2006 18:02:33 -0800, "rogue" <rogue719@hotmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
stoney@the.net wrote:
On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:05:17 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney@the.net wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that
would emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions
are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never
come up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope
cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Just what's visible on free.christians is enough to make a sane man not want
to ask that question.
Point.
Maybe that's all there is (repressed shudder)
Mental toddlers, yes.
with diapers.
The parents can't afford them.
--
Fundies and trolls are invited to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
05 Jan 2006 08:54:46 PM |
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stoney wrote:
<snip>
Mental toddlers, yes.
with diapers.
The parents can't afford them.
This is perhaps a reference to a free.Christian regular who apparently
misunderstood the term dapper Dan and allegedly wears diapers.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
06 Jan 2006 03:24:55 PM |
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On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:54:46 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
<snip>
Mental toddlers, yes.
with diapers.
The parents can't afford them.
This is perhaps a reference to a free.Christian regular who apparently
misunderstood the term dapper Dan and allegedly wears diapers.
Since Christianity is perversion, it fits.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
03 Jan 2006 07:26:54 PM |
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In <gr0mr1piptaqkcf8bfuvlbuf3c1s9seru0@4ax.com>, wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians.
Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would
emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come
up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope cloning
lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
So much for that "storm of the century" excuse
http://makeashorterlink.com/?A3992495C
NO held hostage by oil corporations,
ANWR demanded as ransom
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J5C92195C
White House balks at spending on US citizens,
needs more billions for Iraq!
http://makeashorterlink.com/?G1D93595C
(Tell me again how much we spent bailing out the S&Ls?)
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
05 Jan 2006 09:07:07 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
stoney@the.net wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Mike Painter wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John,
and JW.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC
pope cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
And not just any rat! Why, /this/ rat can SING!
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF JESUS!
I must admit, I'm quite proud of this one.
<sniff>
Cheers,
b&
--
EAC Memographer
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
``All but God can prove this sentence true.''
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
06 Jan 2006 09:16:06 AM |
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In <1136516827.454336.209690@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "Ben Goren"
<ben.goren@gmail.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
stoney@the.net wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Mike Painter wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope
cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
And not just any rat! Why, /this/ rat can SING!
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF JESUS!
I must admit, I'm quite proud of this one.
<sniff>
I'm just amazed you got him to fit in that dress...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
So much for that "storm of the century" excuse
http://makeashorterlink.com/?A3992495C
NO held hostage by oil corporations,
ANWR demanded as ransom
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J5C92195C
White House balks at spending on US citizens,
needs more billions for Iraq!
http://makeashorterlink.com/?G1D93595C
(Tell me again how much we spent bailing out the S&Ls?)
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
06 Jan 2006 03:22:32 PM |
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On 5 Jan 2006 19:07:07 -0800, "Ben Goren" <ben.goren@gmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
stoney@the.net wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Mike Painter wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John,
and JW.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC
pope cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
And not just any rat! Why, /this/ rat can SING!
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF JESUS!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
06 Jan 2006 03:11:25 AM |
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On 5 Jan 2006 19:07:07 -0800, "Ben Goren" <ben.goren@gmail.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
stoney@the.net wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Mike Painter wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians. Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John,
and JW.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC
pope cloning lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
And not just any rat! Why, /this/ rat can SING!
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF JESUS!
I must admit, I'm quite proud of this one.
<sniff>
Yes.
Clever. ;)
And he wears a dress, as well.
Jewlie Andrews, watch out!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: EAC officially thanks free.christians |
04 Jan 2006 04:11:13 PM |
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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 19:26:54 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <gr0mr1piptaqkcf8bfuvlbuf3c1s9seru0@4ax.com>, wrote:
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:33:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
In <xyluf.60924$tV6.10463@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net>, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
On behalf of the EAC I would like to thank the people of
free.christians.
Special notice to Bible Bob, Bible John, and JW.
We wish that we would have become aware of you three years ago. We
spent over three million dollars trying to devise a program that would
emulate people like you to show just how crazy most religions are.
Then somebody pointed you three out and we realized we could never come
up with better examples.
Our minds don't work that way and we either reason or agree to
disagree.
Thanks for all the help.
Special thanks also to Jason who started this insane site.
You mean you don't know?
Free.christians was the result of a, well, party in the EAC pope cloning
lab that got, ahem, waaaaaay out of hand...
Just how far out of hand did it get?....
Well, there's a rat for a pope right?
Nah. The poop is a snake with forked tongue.
--
Fundies and trolls are urged to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed.
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