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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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10 Dec 2004 09:10:52 PM |
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Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
EAP (Seventh Circle, HELL)
Despite being consigned to eternal damnation and destined to burn in
the Satanic Lake of Fire til the end of time, the late Earl Weber has
decided to celebrate Christ-mass regardless.
Being a draft dodge, a coward, a liar, a hypocrite and explicitly
disobeying Pope John Paul II on Iraq had already put the late Mr Weber
on the proverbial thin ice, but what sealed the deal for him was his
oath breaking. Richard Nixon, a high official of Hell who spoke on the
condition of anonymity said "For a bag of silver, Judas is here. For
$500, Mr. Weber is here. Poetic symmetry, don't you think?"
To lighten up the mood in Hell, Mr. Weber has decided to sing holiday
favorites such as "Deck the Hell With Earl's Own Entrails" and "Earl
Weber Roasting On An Open Fire" and everyone's favorite "***** Ye
Merry Hypocrite".
Satan, who just got back from a tennis match from George W Bush, found
the whole effort amusing: "Let him do whatever he wants. Tomorrow
we're going to make him have three-way sex with Barbara Bush Sr and
Cardinal Bernard Law."
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1281 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
11 Dec 2004 04:08:59 AM |
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In article <mfokr05kuieimjt0kr126ftqap51lbt36o@4ax.com>,
eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com says...
EAP (Seventh Circle, HELL)
Despite being consigned to eternal damnation and destined to burn in
the Satanic Lake of Fire til the end of time, the late Earl Weber has
decided to celebrate Christ-mass regardless.
Being a draft dodge, a coward, a liar, a hypocrite and explicitly
disobeying Pope John Paul II on Iraq had already put the late Mr Weber
on the proverbial thin ice, but what sealed the deal for him was his
oath breaking. Richard Nixon, a high official of Hell who spoke on the
condition of anonymity said "For a bag of silver, Judas is here. For
$500, Mr. Weber is here. Poetic symmetry, don't you think?"
To lighten up the mood in Hell, Mr. Weber has decided to sing holiday
favorites such as "Deck the Hell With Earl's Own Entrails" and "Earl
Weber Roasting On An Open Fire" and everyone's favorite "***** Ye
Merry Hypocrite".
Satan, who just got back from a tennis match from George W Bush, found
the whole effort amusing: "Let him do whatever he wants. Tomorrow
we're going to make him have three-way sex with Barbara Bush Sr and
Cardinal Bernard Law."
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1281 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
He deserves hell, if it existed, for his work on the POS
TF30 jet engine alone.
BDK
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 05:08:59 -0500, BDK <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
He deserves hell, if it existed, for his work on the POS
TF30 jet engine alone.
BDK
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
14 Dec 2004 09:49:21 AM |
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In article <8btlr0hkgv224qpk9s30geg640c83slmp5@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 05:08:59 -0500, BDK <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
He deserves hell, if it existed, for his work on the POS
TF30 jet engine alone.
BDK
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
Yeah, and it caused my cousin's death Dooky. You made
his wife and two little girls miserable for years, not
even a body to bury.
Congrats, scum.
BDK
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
14 Dec 2004 09:29:25 PM |
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On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 10:49:21 -0500, BDK
<kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
In article <8btlr0hkgv224qpk9s30geg640c83slmp5@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 05:08:59 -0500, BDK <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
He deserves hell, if it existed, for his work on the POS
TF30 jet engine alone.
BDK
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
Yeah, and it caused my cousin's death Dooky. You made
his wife and two little girls miserable for years, not
even a body to bury.
Earl Weber will so burn in Hell.
Congrats, scum.
BDK
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1296 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
15 Dec 2004 08:41:13 AM |
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In article <8rbvr01q3q71dcd12m4pmf8v98k8d92g2d@4ax.com>,
eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com says...
On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 10:49:21 -0500, BDK
<kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
In article <8btlr0hkgv224qpk9s30geg640c83slmp5@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 05:08:59 -0500, BDK <kingratboyoboy@buckeye-express.com> wrote:
He deserves hell, if it existed, for his work on the POS
TF30 jet engine alone.
BDK
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
Yeah, and it caused my cousin's death Dooky. You made
his wife and two little girls miserable for years, not
even a body to bury.
Earl Weber will so burn in Hell.
Congrats, scum.
BDK
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1296 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
I don't believe in hell, of course, but Dooky does, and
that should worry him..
BDK
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
11 Dec 2004 06:49:55 PM |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
---
CellPhonesEtc at optonline dot net
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 07:40:51 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:49:55 -0500, Al Klein <CellPhones@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
That's why they took your security clearance away.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 07:37:03 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 07:40:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:49:55 -0500, Al Klein <CellPhones@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
That's why they took your security clearance away.
For pointing out your lie? Hah!
--
There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
- (Will Rogers)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
13 Dec 2004 05:51:50 AM |
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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 01:37:03 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 07:40:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:49:55 -0500, Al Klein <CellPhones@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
That's why they took your security clearance away.
For pointing out your lie? Hah!
What lie?
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
13 Dec 2004 07:07:00 PM |
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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 05:51:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 01:37:03 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 07:40:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:49:55 -0500, Al Klein <CellPhones@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
That's why they took your security clearance away.
For pointing out your lie? Hah!
What lie?
"What"? You misspelled "which".
---
CellPhonesEtc at optonline dot net
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 01:24:54 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 07:40:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:49:55 -0500, Al Klein <CellPhones@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:26:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
That was me, duke, that helped design the TF30.
Sweeping the floor isn't "help[ing] design", Earl.
That's why they took your security clearance a
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1283 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 07:37:50 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:24:54 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> said in
alt.atheism:
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
S/patriotic/*****-saving/
--
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is
human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind
cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an
old religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and
never has been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in
its simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of
madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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12 Dec 2004 07:48:19 PM |
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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 01:37:50 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:24:54 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> said in
alt.atheism:
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
S/patriotic/*****-saving/
A RCC hypocrite coward? no way!
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1285 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 02:16:11 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:24:54 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
= duke's truth
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
= yang's fabrication.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber Celebrates Xmas... In Hell |
12 Dec 2004 04:00:45 PM |
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 14:16:11 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:24:54 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
= duke's
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1285 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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