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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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02 Dec 2004 10:45:51 PM |
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Earl Weber's Obituary |
"we both served [in Vietnam] "
-Earl Weber,
9/6/2004
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Long Beach, CA (EAP)
Earl Weber passed away this morning at Municipal Hospital from
coprolitic invasion of his brain. He was 69.
Mr Weber is most well know for his dishonesty, hypocrisy and
cowardance, personal qualities that made his attempt to proslytize his
brand of Christianity a doomed effort from the start.
Father O'Brien, the priest at the local Dioce, has this to say: "Mr.
Weber, according to the Bible, will burn in Hell. Anyone who enters
into a wager willingly then reneges on it is an oathbreaker.". Mr
Weber bet $500 that Alan Keyes will break 40% against Barak Obama in
the November Illinois senatorial election then refused to pay up when
Alan Keyes failed to break 30%.
At times, Mr Weber's chooses his own reality. When it is pointed that
Pope John Paul II calls AWOL's invasion of Iraq "illegal", Mr Weber
argued that the Pope didn't "really" say that because the proclamation
came from an official Papal envoy rather than from the Pope at a live
press conference.
Then there was the time when Mr. Weber's computer caught a virus when
he was downloading kiddie porn. Instead of cleaning up the virus, he
simply erased everything on his computer. "Moron." scoffs Michael
Painter, a long time observer of Mr Weber.
Then of course there was Mr. Weber's famous claim that he would
convert the denizens of alt.atheism to Christianity. To date, no one
has been converted to Christianity because of the late Mr. Weber. If
anything, Mr. Weber's dishonesty, hypocrisy and cowardance has further
convinced many the moral failings of Christianity.
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1257 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
03 Dec 2004 04:13:45 PM |
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:45:51 -0800 the ET form known as Yang, AthD
(h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
"we both served [in Vietnam] "
-Earl Weber,
9/6/2004
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Long Beach, CA (EAP)
Earl Weber passed away this morning at Municipal Hospital from
coprolitic invasion of his brain. He was 69.
Mr Weber is most well know for his dishonesty, hypocrisy and
cowardance, personal qualities that made his attempt to proslytize his
brand of Christianity a doomed effort from the start.
Father O'Brien, the priest at the local Dioce, has this to say: "Mr.
Weber, according to the Bible, will burn in Hell. Anyone who enters
into a wager willingly then reneges on it is an oathbreaker.". Mr
Weber bet $500 that Alan Keyes will break 40% against Barak Obama in
the November Illinois senatorial election then refused to pay up when
Alan Keyes failed to break 30%.
At times, Mr Weber's chooses his own reality. When it is pointed that
Pope John Paul II calls AWOL's invasion of Iraq "illegal", Mr Weber
argued that the Pope didn't "really" say that because the proclamation
came from an official Papal envoy rather than from the Pope at a live
press conference.
Then there was the time when Mr. Weber's computer caught a virus when
he was downloading kiddie porn. Instead of cleaning up the virus, he
simply erased everything on his computer. "Moron." scoffs Michael
Painter, a long time observer of Mr Weber.
Then of course there was Mr. Weber's famous claim that he would
convert the denizens of alt.atheism to Christianity. To date, no one
has been converted to Christianity because of the late Mr. Weber. If
anything, Mr. Weber's dishonesty, hypocrisy and cowardance has further
convinced many the moral failings of Christianity.
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
07 Dec 2004 03:03:00 AM |
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 08:43:45 +1030, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com>
wrote:
On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:45:51 -0800 the ET form known as Yang, AthD
(h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
"we both served [in Vietnam] "
-Earl Weber,
9/6/2004
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Long Beach, CA (EAP)
Earl Weber passed away this morning at Municipal Hospital from
coprolitic invasion of his brain. He was 69.
Mr Weber is most well know for his dishonesty, hypocrisy and
cowardance, personal qualities that made his attempt to proslytize his
brand of Christianity a doomed effort from the start.
Father O'Brien, the priest at the local Dioce, has this to say: "Mr.
Weber, according to the Bible, will burn in Hell. Anyone who enters
into a wager willingly then reneges on it is an oathbreaker.". Mr
Weber bet $500 that Alan Keyes will break 40% against Barak Obama in
the November Illinois senatorial election then refused to pay up when
Alan Keyes failed to break 30%.
At times, Mr Weber's chooses his own reality. When it is pointed that
Pope John Paul II calls AWOL's invasion of Iraq "illegal", Mr Weber
argued that the Pope didn't "really" say that because the proclamation
came from an official Papal envoy rather than from the Pope at a live
press conference.
Then there was the time when Mr. Weber's computer caught a virus when
he was downloading kiddie porn. Instead of cleaning up the virus, he
simply erased everything on his computer. "Moron." scoffs Michael
Painter, a long time observer of Mr Weber.
Then of course there was Mr. Weber's famous claim that he would
convert the denizens of alt.atheism to Christianity. To date, no one
has been converted to Christianity because of the late Mr. Weber. If
anything, Mr. Weber's dishonesty, hypocrisy and cowardance has further
convinced many the moral failings of Christianity.
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1272 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
03 Dec 2004 02:33:52 PM |
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:45:51 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
"we both served [in Vietnam] "
-Earl Weber,
9/6/2004
Yang lie #1 - I **never** said I served in Vietnam. I didn't.
Yang lie #2 - I **never** said President George Bush claimed he served in Vietnam. He
didn't.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Yang lie #3 - I **never** skipped out on going to Vietnam. I did what my country told me
to do - make weapons rather than carry one.
Long Beach, CA (EAP)
Earl Weber passed away this morning at Municipal Hospital from
coprolitic invasion of his brain. He was 69.
Tell him I, duke, send my condolences.
Mr Weber is most well know for his dishonesty, hypocrisy and
cowardance, personal qualities that made his attempt to proslytize his
brand of Christianity a doomed effort from the start.
Tell him I, duke, says he should not lie on the ng. It does no one any good.
Father O'Brien, the priest at the local Dioce, has this to say: "Mr.
Weber, according to the Bible, will burn in Hell.
Yang lie #5 - no priest knows who is destined for hell and who is not. Jesus Christ is
the only one that does.
Anyone who enters
into a wager willingly then reneges on it is an oathbreaker.". Mr
Weber bet $500 that Alan Keyes will break 40% against Barak Obama in
the November Illinois senatorial election then refused to pay up when
Alan Keyes failed to break 30%.
Yang lie #6 - the bet that I, duke, offered was never made because yang was afraid to set
it up.
At times, Mr Weber's chooses his own reality. When it is pointed that
Pope John Paul II calls AWOL's invasion of Iraq "illegal", Mr Weber
argued that the Pope didn't "really" say that because the proclamation
came from an official Papal envoy rather than from the Pope at a live
press conference.
Wow, were you drunk when you dreamed this one up?
Then there was the time when Mr. Weber's computer caught a virus when
he was downloading kiddie porn.
Is it true you like to look at men in public restrooms?
Instead of cleaning up the virus, he
simply erased everything on his computer. "Moron." scoffs Michael
Painter, a long time observer of Mr Weber.
Haahaahaahaahaahaa.
Then of course there was Mr. Weber's famous claim that he would
convert the denizens of alt.atheism to Christianity.
Yang likely lie #7. When did this weber do this. I certainly never saw him do this.
To date, no one
has been converted to Christianity because of the late Mr. Weber. If
anything, Mr. Weber's dishonesty, hypocrisy and cowardance has further
convinced many the moral failings of Christianity.
Even I, duke, know that this is their cross to bear.
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
Ah, yang lie #8 - Mr Weber is reported to have numerous lady friends.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
03 Dec 2004 11:16:52 AM |
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on 02 Dec 2004 in alt.atheism, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting ***** dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
07 Dec 2004 03:03:07 AM |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 11:16:52 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 02 Dec 2004 in alt.atheism, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting ***** dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1272 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 AM |
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I stick with you on the jokes, yang?
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
08 Dec 2004 09:23:08 PM |
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1275 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
10 Dec 2004 05:15:16 AM |
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 19:23:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Of course I didn't want to go. Nobody did. But when my country called, I did exactly
what they told me to do.
"= a duke's truth".
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
13 Dec 2004 03:15:10 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 05:15:16 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 19:23:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
Of course I didn't want to g
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1285 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
14 Dec 2004 08:13:07 PM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
I'm boycotting Earl but it was very interesting to note that he did not make
any comment about this quote.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Earl Weber's Obituary |
15 Dec 2004 04:27:20 PM |
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:13:07 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:28:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:03:07 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking
AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Mr. Weber is survived by no one. Ironically, for a family-value
conservative, Mr. Weber was unable to find anyone who can put
up with him. Even fundamentalist women have standards.
LOL!
For the enjoyment of the genral public I will happily poke fun of
Chickenhawk draft dodger.
Why do you think I
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no. "
-Earl Weber,
explaining why it was patriotic for
him to skip out on Vietnam, 3/30/2004
I'm boycotting Earl but it was very interesting to note that he did not make
any comment about this quote.
He won't. Gotta love that "Christian Courage(tm)."
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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