In article <blldpe$dh274$1@ID-183083.news.uni-berlin.de>, "earles"
<Sandmanweb316@msn.com> wrote:

-What in the blue ***** are you talking about? And why did you feel the

-to put my name on this?
-
-

_________________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Please do not |
/ O O\__ feed the Trolls. |
/ \ Thank You. |
/ \ \ |
/ _ \ \---------------------´
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
/ _ \\ | / `´
* / \_ /- | | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________


Usenet troll
------------

Climate/Terrain: Any Usenet newsgroup (Also "Any IRC channel", as they
frequent IRC as well.)
Frequency: Common
Organization: Thread
Activity cycle: Any
Diet: Lusers
Intelligence: Low (3-5)
Treasure: None
Alignment: Chaotic evil (neutral)
No. Appearing: 1
Armour Class: n/a
Movement: 'c'
Hit Dice: 100
THAC0: n/a
No. of Attacks: n/a
Damage/Attack: n/a
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: See below
Magic Resistance: 100%
Size: Exists as mental force only
Morale: Elite (14)
XP Value: 1,800

The Usenet troll (Trollicus useneticus bloodyirritatingus) is an
evil mental parasite found in all areas of Usenet, where it preys upon the
brains of lusers (Homo stultissimus). Most clueful people avoid these
creatures, since Usenet trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly,
demanding responses from their prey.

Usenet trolls, unlike most trolls, are immune to flames (Flammae
useneticae), which is unfortunate, as most will try to attack them with
these first. In fact, when a troll is attacked with flames, it will
actually be able to use these flames to create more, which it
will hurl back at its unfortunate attacker. Long-lived trolls may be able
to render an entire newsgroup uninhabitable with all the flames it
creates.

The only form of attack a troll has is its ability to incite
responses, which it needs to feed from; hence, the best way to defend
yourself against a troll is simply to ignore it. Deprived of nourishment,
it will soon starve.

Ancient legends (found in The Book of 1036) hint that a Usenet troll
may be vulnerable to the Spell of Cancellation, but this powerful
incantation would have to be applied swiftly after the troll's birth; once
engaged in battle, few survive unscathed.


/| /| ____________
||__|| | Please do |
/ O O\ | NOT |
/ \ | feed the |
/ \ \ | the BIGOTS |
/ _ \ \ |___________|
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | __ ||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | /| | -- |
| | |// |____
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ // |
/ _ \\ _ // | /
* / \_ /- | - | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c_

Ninure Saunders aka Rainbow Christian
http://Rainbow-Christian.tk

The Lord is my Shepherd and He knows I'm Gay
http://Ninure-Saunders.tk

My Yahoo Group
http://Ninure.tk

My Online Diary
http://www.ninure.deardiary.net
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http://www.MCCchurch.org

To send e-mail, remove nohate from address

In article <blldpe$dh274$1@ID-183083.news.uni-berlin.de>, "earles"
<Sandmanweb316@msn.com> wrote:

-What in the blue ***** are you talking about? And why did you feel the need
-to put my name on this?
-
-

_________________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Please feed the |
/ O O\__ Alt Dot Trolls. |
/ \ Thank You. |
/ \ \ |
/ _ \ \---------------------´
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
/ _ \\ | / `´
* / \_ /- | | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________


Usenet troll
------------

Climate/Terrain: Any Usenet newsgroup (Also "Any IRC channel", as they
frequent IRC as well.)
Frequency: Common
Organization: Rarely
Activity cycle: Yes
Diet: Lusers
Intelligence: Very high (Sometimes measureable in IQ points)
Treasure: None
Alignment: Chaotic evil (neutral)
No. Appearing: 1
Armour Class: n/a
Movement: x-post
Hit Dice: 100
THAC0: Thick
No. of Attacks: Infinite
Damage/Attack: Yes
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: Immune to logic
Magic Resistance: 100%
Size: Exists as mental force only
Morale: Elite (14)
XP Value: 1,800

The Usenet troll (Trollicus useneticus allium) is an
evil mental parasite found in all areas of Usenet, where it preys upon the
brains of morons (Homo regularus). Most clueful people avoid these
creatures, since Usenet trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly,
demanding responses from their prey, which explains why regular people are
never seen on usenet.

Usenet trolls, unlike most trolls, are immune to flames (Flammae
useneticae), which is unfortunate, as most will try to attack them with
these first. In fact, when a troll is attacked with flames, it will
actually be able to use these flames to create more, which it
will hurl back at its unfortunate attacker. Long-lived trolls may be able
to render an entire newsgroup uninhabitable with all the flames it
creates.

The only form of attack a troll has is its ability to incite
responses, which it needs to feed from; hence, the best way to defend
yourself against a troll is simply to ignore it. Deprived of nourishment,
it will soon starve, although it's not like your posts are really that great > anyways.

Ancient legends (found in The Book of 1036) hint that a Usenet troll
may be vulnerable to the Spell of Cancellation, but this powerful
incantation would have to be applied swiftly after the troll's birth; once
engaged in battle, few survive unscathed.