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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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20 Dec 2005 10:13:51 PM |
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Eat me! |
Filed under "ha ha"
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Mugger dies hiding in tiger enclosure
From correspondents in Johannesburg
December 21, 2005
A SOUTH African mugger has been mauled to death by tigers after fleeing
the scene of his crime and taking refuge in what turned out to be a tiger
enclosure at a nearby zoo, police said.
The incident took place on Sunday in Bloemfontein, about 400km south west
of Johannesburg.
"The guy who was found in the tiger enclosure had been trying to escape
after he had robbed a couple with a knife early on Sunday morning" police
spokesman Sam Makhele said.
"There were security guards nearby and they gave chase to this man and
he jumped the fence into the zoo and he ended up in the tiger enclosure,"
he said.
He said the man had been mauled to death and had bite marks on his neck.
There were two tigers in the enclosure.
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| User: "Desertphile" |
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| Title: Re: Eat me! |
21 Dec 2005 11:42:32 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Filed under "ha ha"
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Mugger dies hiding in tiger enclosure
From correspondents in Johannesburg
December 21, 2005
A SOUTH African mugger has been mauled to death by tigers after fleeing
the scene of his crime and taking refuge in what turned out to be a tiger
enclosure at a nearby zoo, police said.
Proof that there is a god! And the god has a sense of humor.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Eat me! |
21 Dec 2005 01:00:00 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Filed under "ha ha"
Let's also file that under "natural selection", just to ***** off the
fundies ;)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: Eat me! |
21 Dec 2005 03:51:57 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:00:00 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Filed under "ha ha"
Let's also file that under "natural selection", just to ***** off the
fundies ;)
Nominated for a Darwin Award.
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Rev. 11D Meow" |
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| Title: Re: Eat me! |
20 Dec 2005 10:52:39 PM |
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ahhhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
O mugger morre esconder no cerco do tigre dos correspondentes em Joanesburgo
dezembro 21, 2005 um mugger africano SUL foi mauled à morte por tigres após
ter fujido a cena de seu crime e ter feito exame do refúgio em o que girado
para fora para estar um cerco do tigre em um jardim zoológico próximo,
policia dito. O incident ocorreu em domingo em Bloemfontein,
aproximadamente 400km sul ao oeste de Joanesburgo. "o guy que foi
encontrado no cerco do tigre tem tentado escapar-se depois que tinha roubado
um par com uma faca cedo Sam Makhele do spokesman das polícias na manhã de
domingo" dito. "havia uns protetores de segurança próximo e deram a
perseguição a este homem e saltou a cerca no jardim zoológico e terminou
acima no cerco do tigre," disse. Disse que o homem tinha sido mauled à
morte e teve marcas da mordida em sua garganta. Havia dois tigres no cerco.
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