In article <60s1l8F1s262iU1@mid.individual.net>,
Robibnikoff said...

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow.
About
two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond,
the
other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking towards
us.
I thought "Yikes! JWs! And we're out in the open!! Damnit!"

JW evangelists will go away if you tell them you're
willing to talk with them -- regarding any topic
*other* than religion.

I learned this by accident when two nice old JW ladies
came to my door one steamy summer afternoon. The women
looked genuinely hot and tired, and I felt a bit
guilty sending two elderly matrons back into the heat.
Still, I had no intention of listening to a religious
spiel for an hour. So I offered them homemade lemonade
and some cookies, and a soft seat in the deep shade,
on the condition that we chat about anything but
religion.

temptation, but the other woman smiled and spoke a
polite farewell, then all but dragged her companion
down the driveway.

On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 16:10:11 -0500 "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> carved the following into the hard stone of
alt.atheism

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of the
way home. Those poor boys ;)

A few weeks ago I was cleaning my beloved Mosin-Nagant

when there was
a knock at the door. without thinking, I used the rifle as a prop to
get up and go to the door.

JWs. They gave me the standard opening line. I told them they had
caught me at a bad time.. could they come back in 20 minutes?

I'd be loaded and ready for them by then.
--

Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow.
About
two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond, the
other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking towards
us.
I thought "Yikes! JWs! And we're out in the open!! Damnit!" I was
carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was walking our dog,
Ginger, on a lease. The tall blond signaled me to stop and walked up to
me.
He said "Excuse me, have you ever talked to missionaries from our church?"
I replied "Heck no and I don't plan on starting now." As I walked past the
rather bewildered-looking black JW, I said "Look out, evil atheists coming
through". Our dog started to jump on this guy and I said "Ginger! Kill!"
And then we ran off giggling.

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of the
way home. Those poor boys ;)
Excellent work! But I'm still trying to figure out why you have your
dog on a lease...

On Feb 5, 1:10=A0pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow. =

two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond, =

other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking toward=

I thought "Yikes! =A0JWs! =A0And we're out in the open!! =A0Damnit!" =

carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was walking our dog,
Ginger, on a lease. =A0The tall blond signaled me to stop and walked up=

He said "Excuse me, have you ever talked to missionaries from our churc=

I replied "Heck no and I don't plan on starting now." =A0As I walked pa=

rather bewildered-looking black JW, I said "Look out, evil atheists com=

through". =A0Our dog started to jump on this guy and I said "Ginger! =

And then we ran off giggling.

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of =

way home. Those poor boys ;)

=20
Excellent work! But I'm still trying to figure out why you have your
dog on a lease...

=20

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557

=20
=20

On Feb 5, 1:10 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow.  About
two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond, the
other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking towards us.
I thought "Yikes!  JWs!  And we're out in the open!!  Damnit!"  I was
carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was walking our dog,
Ginger, on a lease.  The tall blond signaled me to stop and walked up to me.
He said "Excuse me, have you ever talked to missionaries from our church?"
I replied "Heck no and I don't plan on starting now."  As I walked past the
rather bewildered-looking black JW, I said "Look out, evil atheists coming
through".  Our dog started to jump on this guy and I said "Ginger!  Kill!"
And then we ran off giggling.

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of the
way home. Those poor boys ;)

Excellent work! But I'm still trying to figure out why you have your
dog on a lease...

On Feb 5, 4:10 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow.
About
two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond,
the
other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking towards
us.
I thought "Yikes! JWs! And we're out in the open!! Damnit!" I was
carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was walking our dog,
Ginger, on a lease. The tall blond signaled me to stop and walked up to
me.
He said "Excuse me, have you ever talked to missionaries from our
church?"
I replied "Heck no and I don't plan on starting now." As I walked past
the
rather bewildered-looking black JW, I said "Look out, evil atheists
coming
through". Our dog started to jump on this guy and I said "Ginger!
Kill!"
And then we ran off giggling.

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of
the
way home. Those poor boys ;)

Good to see you're raising the witchling right.

On Feb 5, 4:10=A0pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow. =

two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and blond, =

other was African-American, wearing matching black suits walking toward=

I thought "Yikes! =A0JWs! =A0And we're out in the open!! =A0Damnit!" =

carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was walking our dog,
Ginger, on a lease. =A0The tall blond signaled me to stop and walked up=

He said "Excuse me, have you ever talked to missionaries from our churc=

I replied "Heck no and I don't plan on starting now." =A0As I walked pa=

rather bewildered-looking black JW, I said "Look out, evil atheists com=

through". =A0Our dog started to jump on this guy and I said "Ginger! =

And then we ran off giggling.

Not one of my more mature moments, but we laughed about it the rest of =

way home. Those poor boys ;)

=20
=20
Since when=20

Since when did you ever have a mature moment?

On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:10:11 -0500 in 60s1l8F1s262iU1@mid.individual.net,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

Was walking the witchling home from school today with the dog in tow.
About two blocks into our walk, I noticed two young men, one tall and
blond, the other was African-American, wearing matching black suits
walking towards us. I thought "Yikes! JWs! And we're out in the open!!
Damnit!" I was carrying the kid's backpack and trumpet case; she was
walking our dog, Ginger, on a lease.

Balloon payment?

--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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