ELECTION NEWS FLASH! LIBERALS ARE MORONS!
Voters in Broward County, Florida, have been showing up at public
schools wanting to cast their votes against Arnold Swartznegger.
They were surprised to find no polling booths, and several rowdy
elderly folks wrestled past school security guards in an attempt to
vote. Many elderly folks were seen leaving the Bingo Hall and going to
their polling booths and finding no one there and saying "this is a
conspiracy by the evil Republicans not to let us vote".
"Those republicans are stealing the election all over again" said Ima
Idgit. "They won't even let me vote against the recall"
Some residents expressed outrage and threatened to sue.
"I was prevented from voting because I'm black. Those republicans set
up a roadblock near the school to intimidate people of color -- they
don't want them to vote for Gore for Governor" said Ima liar, 57, of
Broward County.
"Its just like the Nazis all over again", said Gertrude Goldstein, 89,
of Boca Raton. "That Arnold man admires Hitler in all his campaign
speeches, we see him do it all the time on the news, and now they
won't even let us vote".
Supreme Court Judges in Florida are probably seriously considering
ruling that this election can not stand. In other news, highway patrol
officers were seen in Broward county intimidating minority voters.
It appears that nobody had told these voters that the election was for
the recall and replacement of Governor of *CALIFORNIA*.
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