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"kevin hollingworth" |
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25 Feb 2005 01:57:47 AM |
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Eternal life is Free |
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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25 Feb 2005 06:18:09 PM |
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"kevin hollingworth" <kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net:
First kevvie-wevvie says:
Subject: Eternal life is Free
....then he says:
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free.
So much for it being "free."
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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25 Feb 2005 04:29:47 AM |
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"kevin hollingworth" <kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan
Not your friend and please prove that this Satan character exists.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "kathryn" |
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25 Feb 2005 12:55:34 PM |
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"kevin hollingworth" <kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
I'm blocking you now
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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25 Feb 2005 08:30:07 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:57:47 GMT, "kevin hollingworth"
<kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> let us all know that:
Troll.
---
aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "BDK" |
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27 Feb 2005 02:33:34 AM |
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In article <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>,
kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com says...
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Asimov??
Boring.
BDK
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| User: "DaveJr" |
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01 Mar 2005 12:27:19 AM |
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My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe
the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
So called science books eh? Lets start small ok....1+1=2.
The quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead.
The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more
imaginary
globe...
Imaginary globe? Are you for friggen real. Are you THAT friggen
brainwashed?
I can't even begin to go into all the absolute proof that what we all live
on is called
a planet. Should I slow down?!
you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple
that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes
for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
"Don't ask too many questions"......well that's exactly how you end up so
twisted in the head.
Honestly, your complete and thorough stupidity is astounding even by the
measure of the dark ages. I mean wow, get professional help or something.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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25 Feb 2005 07:20:40 AM |
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In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though
it is narrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the
time comes for knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 12:01:10 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in y our so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a
still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge throug h a
scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are
forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all
though
it is na rrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not
bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of
good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions
when the
time comes for knowledge will a vail you not a wit in the grave.
That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first
effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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26 Feb 2005 01:38:20 PM |
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writes:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in y our so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a
still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge throug h a
scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are
forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all
though
it is na rrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not
bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of
good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions
when the
time comes for knowledge will a vail you not a wit in the grave.
That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first
effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
Don't you mean Mark 3:7?
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Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 04:57:32 PM |
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Brian Westley wrote:
jfacts@earthlink.net writes:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadl y misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in y our so called 'science' books.
The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotat ion of a
still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge throug h a
scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are
forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into
the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to
all
though
it is na rrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do
not
bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of
g ood &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many
questions
when the
time comes for knowledge will a vail you not a wit in the grave.
That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first
effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
Don't you mean Mark 3:7?
If you had ever read Mark 3:7 I don't think you'd=20
ask this. =EF=A3=BF
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Feb 2005 05:34:12 PM |
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In our last episode
<1109439297.315189.85470@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, jfacts pirouetted
gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in y our so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a
still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge throug h a
scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are
forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all
though
it is na rrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not
bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of
good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions
when the
time comes for knowledge will a vail you not a wit in the grave.
That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first
effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
I was feeling generous...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Feb 2005 12:10:27 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 17:34:12 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode
<1109439297.315189.85470@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, jfacts pirouetted
gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <%TATd.80$Rf.54@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>, kevin
hollingworth lumbered into the room and mumbled:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in y our so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a
still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge throug h a
scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are
forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all
though
it is na rrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not
bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of
good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions
when the
time comes for knowledge will a vail you not a wit in the grave.
That is
where you are destined.
Hm... you need more caps and exclamation marks. It's a good first
effort
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
I was feeling generous...
Yeah, but that doesn't mean give the continent away!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Facilitator Peter" |
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28 Feb 2005 03:17:47 PM |
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Something for free is one of the great devesting lies that mankind is
encourged to believe .Nothing is free, is you disagree try refusing to
expand your lungs and live. Facilitator Peter
www.thchurchofthelivingwordofgod.net
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 17:34:12 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
but I'm afraid I can only give you a 7.3...
Don't you mean 3.7 Mark?
I was feeling generous...
Yeah, but that doesn't mean give the continent away!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "MarkA" |
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25 Feb 2005 06:41:24 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:57:47 +0000, kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The
quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The
night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more
imaginary globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific
method based on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten
because you ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the
thoughts of the ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though
it is narrow. Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of
the apple that brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good &
evil is death. Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the
time comes for knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is
where you are destined.
No, eternal life, on your terms, has a terrible price: abandoning the
rationality that is the distinguishing feature of humans. I would rather
die thinking than live forever as a mindless Godbot.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Feb 2005 09:43:17 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:57:47 GMT, "kevin hollingworth"
<kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> wrote:
Oh, ***** you drooling arse licker!
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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25 Feb 2005 11:20:17 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error.
Science is a method that produces practical truth, not absolute truth.
The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart.
I already have one.
The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free.
I am not incarcerated, now.
Do not bite of the apple that brings death.
For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal.
I don't want to live forever. If you do, please explain why you do.
Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
That is where we are all destined.
You are not dealing with that simple fact.
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John Popelish
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| User: "Jez" |
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26 Feb 2005 10:34:18 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends,
I'm not your friend, troll.
you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
Oh the Irony !
The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
God hasn't the fucking guts to face me, and I'm only an 8-stone wimp.
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Feb 2005 12:12:29 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 16:34:18 +0000, Jez
<iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMpipex.com> wrote:
kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends,
I'm not your friend, troll.
you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
Oh the Irony !
The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
God hasn't the fucking guts to face me, and I'm only an 8-stone wimp.
Wayne Delia regularly wins all bouts with God in full contact karate.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "jesshc" |
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25 Feb 2005 09:56:36 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
Where does that leave you, using all this science to post this crap
where it's explicitly unwelcome?
Matthew 6:6 (KJV)
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast
shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father
which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 10:14 (KJV)
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye
depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
The quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead.
So are a lot of people smarter than you. Smart enough to realize that
science isn't religion.
The night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of
a still more imaginary globe...
The Earth is flat? The universe revolves around the Earth?
you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error.
Really? Who does that? Is trial and error somehow less accurate than
making unsupported assertions with no objective evidence that god
exists?
The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of
the
ancients.
Which "facts" would those be? That the world was created in six days?
That woman was created from Adam's rib? That people used to live 900
years? That the world could actually stop rotating and nobody would
notice? That enough water to magically flood the earth could somehow
fall on the earth in just over a month, and then just as magically
disappear?
But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Why?
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free.
Free from what? Not ignorance. Not servitude. Not fear.
Do not bite of the apple that brings death.
Which tree was that one on?
For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Except, as it turns out, it wasn't.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time
comes for knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave.
Ignorance is bliss for some.
That is where you are destined.
As are hit and run trolls, and everybody else.
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25 Feb 2005 05:23:11 PM |
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Your living in a fools dream. There is NO VERIFIABLE OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE
that the Bibles are the word of ANY god. The Bibles are a collection of
ancient
documents written by well over 40 different erring men. There are NO
originals in
existence. The Bibles are copies of copies of copies etc. The latest copies
were written
over 1500 years before the invention of the printing press. All the copies
were what
errant men wanted them to say.
There are 18 different interpretations of the English Bible alone
There is NO VERIFIABLE OBJECTIVE
EVIDENCE THAT ANY gods exist.
The objective evidence is that God did not create man, but that man created
Gods.
--
Bill
"jesshc" <jesshc@phantomemail.com> wrote in message
news:1109346996.453653.171780@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
Where does that leave you, using all this science to post this crap
where it's explicitly unwelcome?
Matthew 6:6 (KJV)
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast
shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father
which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 10:14 (KJV)
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye
depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
The quotations of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is
dead.
So are a lot of people smarter than you. Smart enough to realize that
science isn't religion.
The night is closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of
a still more imaginary globe...
The Earth is flat? The universe revolves around the Earth?
you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error.
Really? Who does that? Is trial and error somehow less accurate than
making unsupported assertions with no objective evidence that god
exists?
The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of
the
ancients.
Which "facts" would those be? That the world was created in six days?
That woman was created from Adam's rib? That people used to live 900
years? That the world could actually stop rotating and nobody would
notice? That enough water to magically flood the earth could somehow
fall on the earth in just over a month, and then just as magically
disappear?
But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Why?
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free.
Free from what? Not ignorance. Not servitude. Not fear.
Do not bite of the apple that brings death.
Which tree was that one on?
For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Except, as it turns out, it wasn't.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time
comes for knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave.
Ignorance is bliss for some.
That is where you are destined.
As are hit and run trolls, and everybody else.
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| User: "Ash" |
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25 Feb 2005 02:47:43 PM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
OK, 90% sure now, this is satire
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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25 Feb 2005 02:48:44 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
You have *got* to be a spoof. If you aren't, I feel deeply sorry for you.
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Ignorance is death.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Eternal life is Free |
25 Feb 2005 08:51:33 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe the
nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books. The quotations
of Isaac Asimov are your religious tracts but he is dead. The night is
closing in but you see only the imagined rotation of a still more imaginary
globe...you claim near absolute knowledge through a scientific method based
on trial & error. The facts of your forbears are forgotten because you
ridicule the texts that would give you insight into the thoughts of the
ancients. But take heart. The way is open to all though it is narrow.
Believe in Jesus and He will set you free. Do not bite of the apple that
brings death. For the fruit of the knowledge of good & evil is death.
Choose life eternal. Don't ask too many questions when the time comes for
knowledge will avail you not a wit in the grave. That is where you are
destined.
You still here spanky?
You need to prove your stuff, before any of us will believe a word of it.
Prove there is a Satan. Prove there is a god. Prover there is an
afterlife, and then we can talk.
Till that time, your ***** is making funny noises.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Eternal life is Free |
25 Feb 2005 09:28:14 AM |
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on 24 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe
the nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
You poor little brainless lamb. You've been misled by those who want power
over your weak little mind. Look at you. Gods. Satan. Boogeymen in the
closet. You're an absolute wreck. Time to grow up and smell the coffee,
Sparky.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "kevin hollingworth" |
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| Title: Re: Eternal life is Free |
25 Feb 2005 09:44:36 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96084BE8B305Evicman@127.0.0.1...
on 24 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe
the nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
You poor little brainless lamb. You've been misled by those who want
power
over your weak little mind. Look at you. Gods. Satan. Boogeymen in the
closet. You're an absolute wreck. Time to grow up and smell the coffee,
Sparky.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will
believe it."
Now who said that?
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| User: "rj" |
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| Title: Re: Eternal life is Free |
25 Feb 2005 10:31:17 AM |
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"kevin hollingworth" <kevin.h0llingsworth@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:EJHTd.2336$h53.1571@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96084BE8B305Evicman@127.0.0.1...
on 24 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to believe
the nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
You poor little brainless lamb. You've been misled by those who want
power
over your weak little mind. Look at you. Gods. Satan. Boogeymen in
the closet. You're an absolute wreck. Time to grow up and smell the
coffee, Sparky.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they
will believe it."
Now who said that?
Jesus? Hitler? Moses? The Pope? Wait, I know...SANTA! That's who said
it.
It is amazing the lies that religion and Xtianity promulgate.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with *****."
Who said that?
And speaking of *****, here is one more...
"In the ***** Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a
clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to
*****, big-time, major league *****, you have to stand in awe of the
all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No
contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest *****
story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people
that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you
do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of
ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten
things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and
torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn
and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you."
Who said that?
rj
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 11:39:37 AM |
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kevin hollingworth wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96084BE8B305Evicman@127.0.0.1...
on 24 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou,
farted,
whirled, then shouted:
My atheist fr iends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe
the nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science' books.
You poor little brainless lamb. You've been misled by those who
want
power
over your weak little mind. Look a t you. Gods. Satan.
Boogeymen in the
closet. You're an absolute wreck. Time to grow up and smell the
coffee,
Sparky.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-pla stic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually
they will
believe it."
Now who said that?
You did. And you probably got the idea from Hitler
who said:
....in the size of the lie there is a certain factor of
credibility, since the broad mass of the people will
be more easily corrupted in the depths of their hearts
than they will be consciously and intentionally evil.
Consequently, with the primitive simplicity of their
feeling they themselves occasionally lie in small
matters but they would be ashamed to tell great lies.
Such a falsehood will not enter their minds, and they
will also not be able to imagine others asserting the
great boldness of the most infamous misrepresentation.
And even with the explanation of the matter, they
long hesitate and vacillate and accept at least some
ground as true; consequently, from the most bold lie
something will remain....--Mein Kampf
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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25 Feb 2005 10:55:11 AM |
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on 25 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96084BE8B305Evicman@127.0.0.1...
on 24 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, kevin hollingworth dropped trou,
farted, whirled, then shouted:
My atheist friends, you are all being sadly misled by Satan to
believe the nonsense you are reading in your so called 'science'
books.
You poor little brainless lamb. You've been misled by those who want
power
over your weak little mind. Look at you. Gods. Satan. Boogeymen
in the closet. You're an absolute wreck. Time to grow up and smell
the coffee, Sparky.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they
will believe it."
Now who said that?
No rebuttal for the message, so he attacks the sig. Heh.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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