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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
01 Jun 2007 07:00:11 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:01:59 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
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<simple_language@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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source: http://www.slate.com/id/2167293?nav=ais
80 percent of teenagers who identify as evangelical or born again
think sex should be saved for marriage. But thinking is not the same
as doing. Evangelical teens are actually more likely to have lost
their virginity than either mainline Protestants or Catholics.
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
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| User: "GODEATER" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
02 Jun 2007 09:43:55 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:01:59 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
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<simple_language@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1180683823.146613.312660@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
source: http://www.slate.com/id/2167293?nav=ais
80 percent of teenagers who identify as evangelical or born again
think sex should be saved for marriage. But thinking is not the same
as doing. Evangelical teens are actually more likely to have lost
their virginity than either mainline Protestants or Catholics.
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
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| User: "ZenIsWhen" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
02 Jun 2007 01:00:39 PM |
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"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:01:59 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
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<simple_language@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1180683823.146613.312660@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
source: http://www.slate.com/id/2167293?nav=ais
80 percent of teenagers who identify as evangelical or born again
think sex should be saved for marriage. But thinking is not the same
as doing. Evangelical teens are actually more likely to have lost
their virginity than either mainline Protestants or Catholics.
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 01:21:37 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
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| User: "ZenIsWhen" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 10:16:25 AM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
I guess that means I'm limited to only specific "Red" states - where that's
legal.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 10:12:35 PM |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:16:25 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45esqbm@4ax.com...
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
I guess that means I'm limited to only specific "Red" states - where that's
legal.
Or any place you have an enemy and the Bible is accepted literally.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
04 Jun 2007 03:52:08 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:12:35 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:16:25 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45esqbm@4ax.com...
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
I guess that means I'm limited to only specific "Red" states - where that's
legal.
Or any place you have an enemy and the Bible is accepted literally.
Saudi Arabia and Israel?
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 06:18:24 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsWhen@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEATER@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
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| User: "bramble" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 07:43:54 AM |
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On 3 jun, 12:18, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45es...@4ax.com>
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsW...@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEA...@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
--
wow! Perhaps they are not. They could be boys.
Bramble
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
04 Jun 2007 12:20:54 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:43:54 -0700, bramble
<leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1180874634.198366.154990@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>
On 3 jun, 12:18, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45es...@4ax.com>
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsW...@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEA...@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
--
wow! Perhaps they are not. They could be boys.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being HUMAN, eh??
;)
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
03 Jun 2007 11:17:37 AM |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2007 07:43:54 -0500, bramble wrote
(in article <1180874634.198366.154990@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>):
On 3 jun, 12:18, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45es...@4ax.com>
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsW...@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEA...@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
--
wow! Perhaps they are not. They could be boys.
Bramble
Let me see, the bible claims that only 144,000 virgin, male, Jews will go to
heaven. Divide by 72 means that exactly 2000 Muslims get to said heaven.
(It is truly amazing that it actually does fit exactly, no fractions at all.)
Seems about right to me.
Talk about heaven being more like "heavin'" or hell. For both groups.
(Heavin', read as heaving, as in heaving your guts out because of
seasickness.)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
America, making tomorrow's terrorists today.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
04 Jun 2007 12:22:43 AM |
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On Sun, 3 Jun 2007 11:17:37 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <BQB8i.30818$7T.1937@newsfe18.lga>
On Sun, 3 Jun 2007 07:43:54 -0500, bramble wrote
(in article <1180874634.198366.154990@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>):
On 3 jun, 12:18, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45es...@4ax.com>
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsW...@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEA...@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
--
wow! Perhaps they are not. They could be boys.
Bramble
Let me see, the bible claims that only 144,000 virgin, male, Jews will go to
heaven. Divide by 72 means that exactly 2000 Muslims get to said heaven.
(It is truly amazing that it actually does fit exactly, no fractions at all.)
Now, that IS spooky!
Seems about right to me.
Talk about heaven being more like "heavin'" or hell. For both groups.
(Heavin', read as heaving, as in heaving your guts out because of
seasickness.)
--
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Evangelical girls are harlots! |
04 Jun 2007 12:38:15 AM |
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On Mon, 4 Jun 2007 00:34:43 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <ub87631eou7ld34n8tiodv17tatrkmua0l@4ax.com>):
On Sun, 3 Jun 2007 11:17:37 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <BQB8i.30818$7T.1937@newsfe18.lga>
On Sun, 3 Jun 2007 07:43:54 -0500, bramble wrote
(in article <1180874634.198366.154990@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>):
On 3 jun, 12:18, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:21:37 -0400, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <rdn463h7jskdflcfmebso3ucads45es...@4ax.com>
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:00:39 GMT, "ZenIsWhen"
<ZenIsW...@onehandclapping.com> wrote:
"GODEATER" <GODEA...@GODKILLER.ORG> wrote in message
news:4c6dnSa4jLi_H_zbnZ2dnUVZ_r-onZ2d@giganews.com...
"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:gnc163tmkvg9bmifocn7u0km2den3rfecn@4ax.com...
where do I find me some?
Outside a Catholic Girls' High-School.
--any southern style baptist church will do-worked for me.
The joke, then, is on the fanatical Muslims who think they have to die
to
get virgins.
You'll only get an evangelical virgin if you're willing to take a girl
who's under the age of 13.
Who said anything about the Islamic Heaven's virgins being FEMALE,
eh?? ;)
--
wow! Perhaps they are not. They could be boys.
Bramble
Let me see, the bible claims that only 144,000 virgin, male, Jews will go
to
heaven. Divide by 72 means that exactly 2000 Muslims get to said heaven.
(It is truly amazing that it actually does fit exactly, no fractions at
all.)
Now, that IS spooky!
Ain't that the truth?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³He's an intellectual black hole: light goes in, but only a vague, chaotic
heat seems to emanate from him, a Christian-flavored Hawking radiation
without any real information we can use.³-Elf M. Sternberg
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