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"DanielSan" |
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31 Jan 2008 10:28:12 PM |
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Evidence of Jesus |
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act *
* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
02 Feb 2008 02:07:12 AM |
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*falls of chair laughing*
Good one pal! :)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 03:11:28 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
That's not Jesus. Jesus liked purple unless of course he liked scarlet
(aside: but didn't get her as Reb Butler got her in another book of
fiction). It's in the bible.
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Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "George" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 01:18:38 PM |
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DanielSan wrote:
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Well at least the head is in the correct position
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 12:32:15 AM |
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In article <vqSdnWl5g8vhAj_anZ2dnUVZ_qainZ2d@comcast.com>, DanielSan says...
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Praise dog! I believe!!
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| User: "Mike" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 07:32:10 AM |
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On Feb 1, 1:32=A0am, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:
In article <vqSdnWl5g8vhAj_anZ2dnUVZ_qain...@comcast.com>, DanielSan says.=
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I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. =A0The man existed and continues to exist. =A0I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. =A0And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Praise dog! =A0I believe!!
Personally I have always had profound faith in the existence of a Dog!
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 08:05:01 PM |
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Mike wrote:
On Feb 1, 1:32 am, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:
In article <vqSdnWl5g8vhAj_anZ2dnUVZ_qain...@comcast.com>, DanielSan says...
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Praise dog! I believe!!
Personally I have always had profound faith in the existence of a Dog!
Yes 'he' and 'she' both exist. Loyalty and unconditional love is offered always. Dog is real, he is descended from the wolf and
our background millions of years ago was akin to them too. Pack hunters following behind our pack leader. We have never been
able to shrug off the instinct to follow behind a leader although it is hardly necessary these days.
Yes I believe in 'dog' in fact I have three of my own. Pictures anyone?
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| User: "Ye Old One" |
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01 Feb 2008 12:03:08 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 01:32:15 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> enriched this group when s/he
wrote:
In article <vqSdnWl5g8vhAj_anZ2dnUVZ_qainZ2d@comcast.com>, DanielSan says...
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Praise dog! I believe!!
AOL!.
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Bob.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 01:18:13 AM |
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No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
JM
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 07:14:46 AM |
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And you are a liar, and have no credibility here.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
A.A #1143 http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 02:34:03 PM |
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On Feb 1, 8:14 am, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" <ktaylo...@getnet.net> wrote:
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| No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
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And you are a liar, and have no credibility here.
Your implieng that he has credibility anywhere.
PDW
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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01 Feb 2008 02:55:02 PM |
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Syd M. <pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Feb 1, 8:14 am, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" <ktaylo...@getnet.net> wrote:
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| No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
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And you are a liar, and have no credibility here.
Your implieng that he has credibility anywhere.
Well, I don't know. I mean there could a news group out there,
somewhere, that McNumbNuts posts to where he doesn't tell lies with
every post.
I mean, it could happen, right?
yeah yeah I know, monkeys, flying, butt, yeah, I get it. :-)
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 02:12:33 AM |
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On Feb 1, 2:18 am, wrote:
No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
JM
Humor impaired as well, Brainless?
Why am I not surprised.
PDW, AA#1148
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| User: "Ye Old One" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 12:53:52 PM |
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:13 -0800 (PST),
enriched this group when s/he wrote:
No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
JM
And you are one of the biggest liars on usenet - and readers already
know that.
Now McMoron, you have three matters that demand your urgent
attention:- The McClueless Video Challenge, the McPiltdown Deathmarch,
Evidence of censorship by talk.origins and/or Google.
None of those three are going to go away so you better start dealing
with them.
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Bob.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 02:21:45 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:13 -0800 (PST),
wrote:
No you're an atheist and the reader be warned.
Did you go to school?
Did you learn English?
Did you learn how to punctuate?
NO!
(To all of those enquiries)
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| User: "Bawana" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 09:10:33 PM |
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On Jan 31, 11:28 pm, DanielSan <danielsan1...@gmail.com> wrote:
I... don't really know what to say, [...]
Why should today be different than any other day, you retarded bigot?
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
02 Feb 2008 12:49:34 AM |
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On Feb 1, 10:10 pm, Bawana <mrbawan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jan 31, 11:28 pm, DanielSan <danielsan1...@gmail.com> wrote:
I... don't really know what to say, [...]
Why should today be different than any other day, you retarded bigot?
*****, is it Groundhog Day all over again?
O.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
02 Feb 2008 02:13:57 AM |
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 22:49:34 -0800 (PST), Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com>
wrote:
On Feb 1, 10:10 pm, Bawana <mrbawan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jan 31, 11:28 pm, DanielSan <danielsan1...@gmail.com> wrote:
I... don't really know what to say, [...]
Why should today be different than any other day, you retarded bigot?
*****, is it Groundhog Day all over again?
"I can't Ski Babe."
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
02 Feb 2008 09:15:30 AM |
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Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
*****, is it Groundhog Day all over again?
"I can't Ski Babe."
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true
excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Evidence of Jesus |
01 Feb 2008 12:26:25 PM |
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On Jan 31, 11:28=A0pm, DanielSan <danielsan1...@gmail.com> wrote:
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. =A0The man existed and continues to exist. =A0I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. =A0And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
But that's not *real* evidence...I've been watching eBay since the
picture was posted, and the dog's not for sale yet!
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Feb 2008 02:20:15 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:28:12 -0800, DanielSan
<danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote:
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
Yep, that's by far the best evidence for Jesus that I have ever seen.
St. Francis of Assisi was right all along.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Feb 2008 12:43:01 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, DanielSan <danielsan1977@gmail.com> bloodied
us up with this:
I...
I... don't really know what to say, but I believe I've found evidence
for Jesus Christ. The man existed and continues to exist. I have
photographic proof.
I know that this might blow some minds, but I have finally found the
evidence required to believe in Jesus as our personal savior, fellow
atheists. And the photographic proof is here, at this link:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/dog_jesus_01.jpg
And you can only imagine what spews from Jesus' mouth...
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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