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"Jeremy" |
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20 Aug 2003 08:27:43 PM |
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Evidences of God - Preface |
Evidences of God - Preface
I have recently been involved in discussions that have been crossposted
in several newsgroups. Because, in all of these newsgroups, people have
asked me for my evidence that God exists, I am cross posting this thread
to all of these newsgroups, so that everyone who has been discussing on
the other threads will see and be able to converse in this thread.
Some of the items that I will be posting will be items that I have
posted before. I know this, but everyone may not have read them that
will be in this discussion, so I am reposting it.
Because of the amount of information that I plan on posting for this
discussion, I would like to make a suggestion. If you plan on posting a
reply to a single point made in the discussion, please append a suffix
(or change an existing one) to the subject line of the post. It will
make it easier to follow the threads.
Also please note that, unless I state otherwise, my postings will be
based on my beliefs. I know that there will be other people who have
differing beliefs and opinions, and that is fine.
In summary, I want to be able to have an honest, open minded discussion
on the subject. By open minded I simply mean that we look at each post,
regardless of the author, at face value. We should at least try to
understand what the author is saying before replying. I am not saying
that anyone needs to believe or accept anything that is posted, I would
just ask that we respect each other's views as being valid in their eyes.
Now I know asking Usenet posters to behave can be like asking a dog to
quit chasing cats, but at least I made the attempt.
--- Jeremy
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| User: "J.R." |
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21 Aug 2003 11:47:52 PM |
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Jeremy <dgeproject@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<%kf1b.170681$It4.83379@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net>...
Mark Nutter wrote:
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
Consider: Creationists like to disparage the faith of theistic
evolutionists because theistic evolutionists abandon the idea that God
supernaturally intervened to create the world, and instead believe
that God created it by means of the normal operation of natural
forces, with God merely guiding the timing and giving things a gentle
nudge now and then. Yet when searching for evidence of an actual
global flood, and in trying to come up with a scientific explanation
of how such a thing could happen, the ICR folks proposed that there
existed a "vapor canopy" around the earth, with literally ocean-sized
quantities of water, ever since the earth was created. Then, at the
time of the flood, this canopy became unstable, and natural
hydrodynamic forces took over. In other words, they abandon the idea
that the flood was a supernatural intervention, and tried to explain
the flood as God working through the normal operation of natural
processes, only guiding the timing and giving a gentle nudge now and
then to move things the way he wanted them to go.
I have heard the "vapor canopy" explanation as well, and it doesn't make
sense.
I have had another explanation that does make a lot more sense.
We know, from multiple sources, that from time to time the earth's
magnetic poles have switched. North becoming south, and south becoming
north. This is most evident in volcanic flows where magnetic particles
are all laying in direct relation to the current poles, but if you look
at the much older lava, the particles are suddenly going in the opposite
direction.
Now, we have bands in our atmosphere known as the Van Allan radiation
belts. One of these belts contain large amounts of charged hydrogen
ions. Now, what happens when the magnetic poles reverse? What happens
when the magnetic fields collapse?
The polarized hydrogen ions are being suspended in our atmosphere by the
magnetic field. If the field reverses, the belts would collapse. What
would happen if you suddenly mixed large numbers of hydrogen ions with
an oxygen rich atmosphere? H2O. Water.
There is other evidences that a large flood occurred. In one example, a
researcher (I will have to go back to my references to get his name) has
been studying the saline density of the Gulf of Mexico. His discovery
was that at some point (multiple points, I believe) the validity of the
Gulf of Mexico dropped from around an average of 35 ppm, to close to 0.
What could dilute the water in the gulf to that degree?
But there is more. I am not sure if you have heard of a waterfall
gouge. Basically, from my understanding, this is basically a trench dug
by a waterfall pounding down and eroding at the ground below it.
Now, in the Mediterranean Sea, at the Straits of Gibraltar, there is a
fault line that runs from the Atlantic Ocean, right through the straits.
Immediately on the east side of that fault line there is a waterfall
gouge.
This is just a theory, but what if a crack opened where the fault line
is, allowing the waters into the Mediterranean?
If this is the case, it brings up another interesting point. If water
was flowing from the Atlantic into what is now the Mediterranean sea,
what would a boat on that water do? Probably follow the currents. And
if you draw a line from the Atlantic Ocean, through the Strait of
Gibraltar, where would you end up? The mountains of Ararat.
--- Jeremy
That's a good theory and may even be true to some extent but it
doesn't explain the ark.
The truth could be even more down to earth than that. Noah may have
had some boat builders build him a water-proof barn so he could stay
put in the next seasonal flood.
Flood time came. He put two of each of the unclean animals (the ones
that had litters)(dogs and cats and other pets around the farm) and
seven of each of the clean animals (his money animals) (goats, sheep,
cows,etc.)
When the floods came, he was washed out to sea. He only had one
window.
When he was washed ashore, his only window was facing sea ward. If he
would have gotten out and looked on the other side, he would have seen
the rest of the world.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Bible story - The Flood |
22 Aug 2003 09:21:42 AM |
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"J.R." <hey-joe@swbell.net> wrote
That's a good theory and may even be true to some
extent but it doesn't explain the ark.
No it doesn't. What was he thinking?
The truth could be even more down to earth than that.
It could be more out-of-this-world, too.
The ark could have been a space ship with photon rays,
laser cannons and... and... partical shields. Noah could
have been a space alien with a taste for human flesh. The
animals were bait. Well, that and garnish.
When Noah's scanners detected a yummie meal he would
fly to the humans then land his space ship in the morning.
He'd release his robot that flew like a bird -- sort of looked
like one too... a dove -- and it would dive into his prey,
ripping out it's wind tunnel dying a painful though mercifully
quick death.
Noah's favorite part of the human body could have been the
brain. He might've made a stew out of it, or used it as a
filling in a pie or a pasta not unlike our present day ravioli.
It could've happened.
He might's washed down his human brains with the fluid
squeezed from the eyeballs of his victims.
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| User: "David" |
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| Title: Re: Bible story - The Flood |
21 Aug 2003 09:49:08 PM |
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Jeremy wrote:
We know, from multiple sources, that from time to time
the earth's magnetic poles have switched.
Such a switch could not have caused the Earth to be covered
in water any more than it is now. The switch is gradual, not
all at once.
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David V.
Yosemite Llama Ranch
dave@TheLlamaRanch.com
http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com
UDP for WebTV
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| User: "Jeremy" |
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21 Aug 2003 09:57:33 PM |
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David wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
We know, from multiple sources, that from time to time
the earth's magnetic poles have switched.
Such a switch could not have caused the Earth to be covered
in water any more than it is now. The switch is gradual, not
all at once.
Interesting. On another thread you claimed it didn't happen at all.
Also, that is not what the evidence shows. From what I understand, it
shows a sudden switching of the poles.
-- Jeremy
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| User: "David" |
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21 Aug 2003 11:09:21 PM |
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Jeremy wrote:
David wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
We know, from multiple sources, that from time to
time the earth's magnetic poles have switched.
Such a switch could not have caused the Earth to be
covered in water any more than it is now. The switch is
gradual, not all at once.
Interesting. On another thread you claimed it didn't
happen at all.
I never made such a claim. You just purposely misread my
response.
Also, that is not what the evidence shows.
Then you must have some evidence that the geologists don't have.
From what I understand, it shows a sudden switching of
the poles.
In geology, a sudden switch would be over a thousand years
or so.
Anyway, such a switch would not cause a flood like you're
trying to claim.
--
David V.
Yosemite Llama Ranch
dave@TheLlamaRanch.com
http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com
UDP for WebTV
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| User: "Mani Deli" |
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22 Aug 2003 12:51:22 AM |
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On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 02:36:43 GMT, Jeremy <dgeproject@hotmail.com>
wrote:
There is other evidences that a large flood occurred.
So what. What's it got do with th Noah fable?
But there is more. I am not sure if you have heard of a waterfall
gouge. Basically, from my understanding, this is basically a trench dug
by a waterfall pounding down and eroding at the ground below it.
and there may be water on Mars and on your brain.
If this is the case, it brings up another interesting point. If water
was flowing from the Atlantic into what is now the Mediterranean sea,
what would a boat on that water do? Probably follow the currents. And
if you draw a line from the Atlantic Ocean, through the Strait of
Gibraltar, where would you end up? The mountains of Ararat.
--no, on the lost continent of Atlantis which at the time was
inhabited by Bigfoot and Loch Ness monsters who guarded the house of
the ***** of Babylon.
....no skill no art!
http://www3.sympatico.ca/manideli/
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| User: "Hypatia Kosh" |
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22 Aug 2003 04:53:34 PM |
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Okay, maybe it's not really worth a stupid theist quote of the month,
but it is pretty amusing. Here duke, sometimes also affectionately
known as puke, describes his alt.atheism modus operandi:
The context:
duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
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Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
And the quote in question:
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Are you indeed, duke, are you indeed.
-Hypatia <*> Kosh
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| User: "Tink" |
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23 Aug 2003 07:24:49 AM |
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Once in a while, someone like (Hypatia Kosh) on 22
Aug 2003 14:53:34 -0700, will write something good, but this is not
it...
Okay, maybe it's not really worth a stupid theist quote of the month,
but it is pretty amusing. Here duke, sometimes also affectionately
known as puke, describes his alt.atheism modus operandi:
The context:
duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
And the quote in question:
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Are you indeed, duke, are you indeed.
-Hypatia <*> Kosh
Seconded in the pot calling the kettle black category.
It seems odd that those who scoff at sun worshippers are apt to
worship a vacuum.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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24 Aug 2003 02:58:13 PM |
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In article <h7nekv05chkbu6k7l3slaufsqac6gc1iq8@4ax.com>,
Tink <kjgrish@comcast.net> wrote:
Once in a while, someone like (Hypatia Kosh) on 22
Aug 2003 14:53:34 -0700, will write something good, but this is not
it...
Okay, maybe it's not really worth a stupid theist quote of the month,
but it is pretty amusing. Here duke, sometimes also affectionately
known as puke, describes his alt.atheism modus operandi:
The context:
duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
And the quote in question:
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Are you indeed, duke, are you indeed.
-Hypatia <*> Kosh
Seconded in the pot calling the kettle black category.
Recorded
It seems odd that those who scoff at sun worshippers are apt to
worship a vacuum.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Susan C. Mitchell" |
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24 Aug 2003 03:32:39 AM |
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On 21 Aug 2003 17:44:05 -0700, (Mark Nutter)
wrote:
duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
The bible presents a very good reason for the flood.
Yeah, "everybody that died was a bad guy who deserved to die." Now
there's an unexpected insight. ;-)
Haven't you noticed, whenever tragedy strikes unexpectedly and kills
people not unlike you and me, how eagerly our minds want to leap to
the conclusion that the victims did something to deserve their fate?
We don't like unexpected and unavoidable catastrophes that kill people
who remind us of us. It makes it too obvious that there is no
particular reason why we ourselves might not be the next victims. Far
easier on the nerves if we assume that they really died because they
commited some "sin" which we ourselves would never commit. We feel
safer that way. Whatever they did to deserve it, we don't do, so we
can feel sure that what happened to them won't happen to us. We don't
deserve it, you see.
It's very much akin to the urban legends that made the rounds in the
wake of 9/11: "My friend's sister-in-law's cousin's hairdresser says
her half-brother's co-worker's mom gave this Middle Eastern guy a lift
on the road, and he said he wanted to do her a favor in return, and
then he told her not to go into any shopping malls on Halloween!" Or,
"I got this thing in email from a girl who says the friend she got it
from is real reputable, and the story is that you shouldn't use the
free perfume samples that you get in the mail because terrorists are
poisoning them!"
It's a slightly pathetic form of self-reassurance: to be safe from
danger, all you have to do is stay out of malls on Halloween.
.... avoid free perfume samples.
.... don't flash your lights at oncoming drivers.
.... accept TheLordJeezusChrist as your personal trainer^Wsavior.
Frankly, blaming the victim is not a good reason. It's just ordinary
human denial--we don't want to admit that it could happen to us, so we
imagine the victim deserved it in some way that we do not.
Exactly. "But nothing bad will happen to *me*! Other people are at
risk, but *I* am safe because I went through the magic ritual or
avoided the magic taboo!"
Think globally, act locally.
Susan
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"Gadfly is what they call you when you are no longer | Seditious libel
dangerous. I much prefer troublemaker, malcontent, | for fun and
desperado." -- Harlan Ellison | profit
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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18 Sep 2003 10:50:28 AM |
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:36:55 GMT, duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote:
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
Many reasons have been offered, such as there not being enough water,
and it not having been mentioned by cultures that were recording history.
The other obvious thing is that the Bible is full of fiction.
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
You have the problem. You are stuck promoting a book of fairy tales.
Noah’s tale is entertaining and lacks any
sensible message. Indeed, it personifies God as a nasty vindictive
grouch (most fairy tales have a villain) and serves as an interesting
subject for fairy tale illustrators.
Indeed, it shows God in a very bad light.
The bible presents a very good reason for the flood.
Noah has no real lessons for religious proselytizers to rant about. In
the tale, God just got upset and bumped off most everything he
considered offensive which he apparently would do more often.
It's especially stupid because God is upset about his own creations, but rather
than change the design he creates more copies and then wonders why nothing
changed.
Genesis 6
5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and
that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all
the time. 6 The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth,
and his heart was filled with pain. 7 So the LORD said, "I will wipe
mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth-men and
animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the
air-for I am grieved that I have made them." 8 But Noah found favor in
the eyes of the LORD .
It heaps stupidity upon stupidity. God finds favour in a scumbag.
God could have solved all our problems if he had learned from his mistakes
and corrected them. But it seems that God is too proud to admit that he makes
mistakes that cause us to suffer, and God seems to prefer stupid rituals to
doing something practical and useful.
See, he had a very real reason for the flood.
Because he's stupid and useless?
...no skill no art!
That's quite right - that's exactly how I see your silly story.
It must be very difficult for you being forced to act like an idiot to retain your
lifestyle.
duke, American-American
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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21 Aug 2003 09:42:44 PM |
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
posted in alt.atheism:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
Name one that DOESN'T qualify.
--
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but
not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings."
-A. Einstein (1929 -- Einstein Archive 33-272)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Peter van Velzen" |
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24 Aug 2003 04:26:35 PM |
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Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message news:<2o0bkvcme5cjebo9ov1egup77l4ahoeqv2@Pern.rk>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
posted in alt.atheism:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
Name one that DOESN'T qualify.
What about the good Samaritan?
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| User: "Weatherwax" |
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24 Aug 2003 06:40:10 PM |
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"Peter van Velzen" <pbamvv@worldonline.nl> wrote
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote > >
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest
Bible story.
Name one that DOESN'T qualify.
What about the good Samaritan?
When the Good Samaritan first saw something on the side of the
road he wasn't sure what it was laying there. He didn't know
what it was, but travel was slow had at least two days before he
would reach his destination, and it didn't matter if he was late.
It took at least two hours before he was able to determine that
it was a man on the side of the road, and after that it took
another twenty minutes before the Samaritan reached him. During
that interval the Samaritan was able to observe the stranger's
condition and decide how he could help.
Let's fast forward to the year 2003:
The same Samaritan is on the Hollywood Freeway and sees something
on the side of the . . . oops, he passed it.
--
Wax
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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24 Aug 2003 05:28:15 PM |
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On 24 Aug 2003 14:26:35 -0700, (Peter van
Velzen) posted in alt.atheism:
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message news:<2o0bkvcme5cjebo9ov1egup77l4ahoeqv2@Pern.rk>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
posted in alt.atheism:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
Name one that DOESN'T qualify.
What about the good Samaritan?
Okay, one. Out of how many? :)
--
Zymurgist # 2
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Kumo Atsureki" |
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21 Aug 2003 02:14:13 AM |
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, in message
<bhd8kv8vkqu5mjdq73j887jc04fc5hd0sn@4ax.com>, Mani Deli
<mani@sympatico.ca> wrote:
So which in your opinion is the stupidest and don’t forget to sight
reasons?
Matthew
26:6 Now when Jesus was in Bethany, in the house of Simon the leper,
26:7 There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very
precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.
26:8 But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To
what purpose is this waste?
26:9 For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the
poor.
26:10 When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the
woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me.
26:11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.
26:12 For in that she hath poured this ointment on my body, she did it
for my burial.
26:13 Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached
in the whole world, there shall also this, that this woman hath done,
be told for a memorial of her.
All right, so because Jesus was a special guest, moreover not long for
this earth, it was exceedingly appropriate for this woman to dump
leper meds on him while he ate. That way, she will have done
something for some reason, and she shall be remembered for it. So
remember, if Jesus comes to your house, pull out the T-Gel, because
he's not getting into Heaven with a dry, itchy, flaky scalp.
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21 Aug 2003 12:09:41 PM |
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There's the story of how the snake was speaking to Eve in the garden of
Eden, which is crazy because snakes cannot talk.
Another one was "Baalam's *****" (I think that's the right name) who had a
talking ***** (the donkey kind), which is crazy for the same reason.
--Tock
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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21 Aug 2003 08:09:50 PM |
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wrote:
There's the story of how the snake was speaking to Eve in the garden of
Eden, which is crazy because snakes cannot talk.
Another one was "Baalam's *****" (I think that's the right name) who had a
talking ***** (the donkey kind), which is crazy for the same reason.
===>Actually, it is not stupid.
Folk mythology is full of talking animals.
What is stupid is to call it the "inerrant truth" and the "word of God".
Now, THAT certainly IS stupid. -- L.
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| User: "Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." |
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21 Aug 2003 08:12:41 PM |
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Who said snakes cannot talk ... Gotta have F-A-I-T-H-!
<<kidding>> Snakes cannot talk. Only turtles can.
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 19:09:50 -0600, Libertarius
<Libertarius@Nothing_But_The_Truth.net> wrote:
tock@sbcglobal.net wrote:
There's the story of how the snake was speaking to Eve in the garden of
Eden, which is crazy because snakes cannot talk.
Another one was "Baalam's *****" (I think that's the right name) who had a
talking ***** (the donkey kind), which is crazy for the same reason.
===>Actually, it is not stupid.
Folk mythology is full of talking animals.
What is stupid is to call it the "inerrant truth" and the "word of God".
Now, THAT certainly IS stupid. -- L.
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21 Aug 2003 09:27:43 PM |
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"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." wrote:
Who said snakes cannot talk ... Gotta have F-A-I-T-H-!
<<kidding>> Snakes cannot talk. Only turtles can.
===>Wrong.
What about foxes, hares, and of course coyotes!
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 19:09:50 -0600, Libertarius
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tock@sbcglobal.net wrote:
There's the story of how the snake was speaking to Eve in the garden of
Eden, which is crazy because snakes cannot talk.
Another one was "Baalam's *****" (I think that's the right name) who had a
talking ***** (the donkey kind), which is crazy for the same reason.
===>Actually, it is not stupid.
Folk mythology is full of talking animals.
What is stupid is to call it the "inerrant truth" and the "word of God".
Now, THAT certainly IS stupid. -- L.
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| User: "Dave" |
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22 Aug 2003 05:15:29 AM |
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duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
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Everyone should cast their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Oh, here he is again, ole Duke-Stupid-American. Try reading a book on
palentology, if you can find any books like that among the stack of
Bibles in the american bookstores.
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| User: "Mark Nutter" |
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22 Aug 2003 09:21:34 AM |
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(Dave) wrote in message news:<5591d176.0308220215.3898e2a7@posting.google.com>...
duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
Everyone should cast their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Oh, here he is again, ole Duke-Stupid-American. Try reading a book on
palentology, if you can find any books like that among the stack of
Bibles in the american bookstores.
Or just zip on over to the talkorigins.org web site. He'll find more
evidence than he necessarily wants to there. ;-)
m
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| User: "Mani Deli" |
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22 Aug 2003 10:22:15 AM |
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duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
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Everyone should cast their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement?
The burden of proof is on you I didn't make up the story.
What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
A flood has nothing to do with the Noah myth. There were lots of
floods , so what!
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
You have a large crucifix stuck up your *****.
....no skill no art!
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23 Aug 2003 06:55:59 AM |
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On 22 Aug 2003 03:15:29 -0700, (Dave) wrote:
Oh, here he is again, ole Duke-Stupid-American.
And ALWAYS your master.
Try reading a book on
palentology, if you can find any books like that among the stack of
Bibles in the american bookstores.
Are you a brit?
duke, American-American
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judgment seat of Christ, that each one may
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| User: "George Dance" |
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21 Aug 2003 08:32:22 PM |
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duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<gd0akvobps0actmm5a7n59le7vgolt5b5a@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 23:10:37 -0400, Mani Deli <mani@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
Everyone should caste their vote for the stupidest Bible story.
The story of Noah gets my vote, not only for its pervasive influence
on creationist theory but because of its utter impossibility as truth.
Why do you say that? What base of evidence are you using to make that
erronous statement? What reasons are there for you to offer that
there could not have been a flood?
Or are you just blowing smoke out your butt?
Noah?s tale is entertaining and lacks any
sensible message. Indeed, it personifies God as a nasty vindictive
grouch (most fairy tales have a villain) and serves as an interesting
subject for fairy tale illustrators.
The bible presents a very good reason for the flood.
Noah has no real lessons for religious proselytizers to rant about. In
the tale, God just got upset and bumped off most everything he
considered offensive which he apparently would do more often.
Genesis 6
5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and
that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all
the time. 6 The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth,
and his heart was filled with pain. 7 So the LORD said, "I will wipe
mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth-men and
animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the
air-for I am grieved that I have made them." 8 But Noah found favor in
the eyes of the LORD .
See, he had a very real reason for the flood.
First of all, the LORD in this story is an omniscient being - who sees
not only all that is, but all that will be - and so knew about this
'great wickedness' back at the time when he created Man. But it
didn't grieve him enough to stop creating Man, or create him in some
other way, at the time; then later it did grieve him enough to want to
destroy all men. That's one oddness.
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point. Yet he takes
no responsibility for his creation, and blames the wickedness that
results entirely on his creatures. Which doesn't fit with the idea of
his being a just being.
Third, the 'wickedness' he complains of here is only a wickedness of
man - yet he also decides to destroy all the animals, birds, and
creatures (and plants), as if he had no idea of how to destroy men
alone - which casts doubt on both his omniscience and his sense of
justice.
Fourth, the flood lasted four months - enough to kill all the trees,
but not long enough for new trees to grow. Yet the doves Noah sends
out returns with an olive branch from a tree in its mouth, as proof
that there is dry land. So there would not have been any naturally
occurring olive branches for the dove to find. (The LORD could have
created the tree (or the branch alone) especially for the occasion;
but if so, that would not have implied that there was dry land, as he
could have created an olive tree growing in water just as easily.)
...no skill no art!
That's quite right - that's exactly how I see your silly story.
duke, American-American
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23 Aug 2003 06:54:58 AM |
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On 21 Aug 2003 18:32:22 -0700, (George Dance)
wrote:
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point.
Oh, absolutely the opposite of the truth.
He gave us a free will to choose him or choose evil. He may know your
final choice, but you don't. You have right now in your own little
hands the power to decide.
What will it be?
Fourth, the flood lasted four months - enough to kill all the trees,
but not long enough for new trees to grow. Yet the doves Noah sends
out returns with an olive branch from a tree in its mouth, as proof
that there is dry land. So there would not have been any naturally
occurring olive branches for the dove to find.
If God could cause the flood, don't you think he could have put an
olive branch in the dove's mouth?
duke, American-American
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judgment seat of Christ, that each one may
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while in the body, whether good or bad.
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| User: "George Dance" |
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24 Aug 2003 02:21:01 PM |
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duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<u5lekvg5f8cqouoqj1s838eipp1cbcvqer@4ax.com>...
On 21 Aug 2003 18:32:22 -0700, (George Dance)
wrote:
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point.
Oh, absolutely the opposite of the truth.
What are you saying is 'the opposite of the truth' - my claim that the
Bible says that everything is ordained by God, or the view (which I
did not claim) that everything really is ordained by God, no matter
what the Bible says?
If you mean the first, you are simply wrong; if you mean the second,
you are attacking a strawman.
He gave us a free will to choose him or choose evil.
Where does the Bible say that?
He may know your
final choice, but you don't. You have right now in your own little
hands the power to decide.
What will it be?
I can't tell you if (as you say) I don't know, now, can I?
Fourth, the flood lasted four months - enough to kill all the trees,
but not long enough for new trees to grow. Yet the doves Noah sends
out returns with an olive branch from a tree in its mouth, as proof
that there is dry land. So there would not have been any naturally
occurring olive branches for the dove to find.
If God could cause the flood, don't you think he could have put an
olive branch in the dove's mouth?
Sure; but he could just as easily have created an olive tree growing
in the water, or a fully formed olive branch hanging in midair for
that matter. So, as I said, the dove's appearance with an olive
branch was no proof that there was dry land.
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24 Aug 2003 03:07:38 PM |
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"George Dance" <> wrote in message
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duke32 <duke32@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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On 21 Aug 2003 18:32:22 -0700, (George Dance)
wrote:
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point.
Oh, absolutely the opposite of the truth.
What are you saying is 'the opposite of the truth' - my claim that the
Bible says that everything is ordained by God, or the view (which I
did not claim) that everything really is ordained by God, no matter
what the Bible says?
If you mean the first, you are simply wrong; if you mean the second,
you are attacking a strawman.
Where does the bible say that "everything is ordained by God"?
He gave us a free will to choose him or choose evil.
Where does the Bible say that?
If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well,
sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt
rule over him. (Genesis 4:7 KJV)
I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set
before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that
both thou and thy seed may live (Deuteronomy 30:19 KJV)
Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the
slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spoke, ye did
not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I
delighted not. (Isaiah 65:12 KJV)
I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them;
because when I called, none did answer; when I spoke, they did not hear: but
they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.
(Isaiah 66:4 KJV)
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness;
but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but
that all should come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9 KJV)
He may know your
final choice, but you don't. You have right now in your own little
hands the power to decide.
What will it be?
I can't tell you if (as you say) I don't know, now, can I?
You don't have the ability to make a choice "right now"? You may not know
what choice you WILL make, but you certainly do know the choice(s) you DO
make. Choose life, that you might live.
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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23 Aug 2003 05:10:01 PM |
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duke32 wrote:
On 21 Aug 2003 18:32:22 -0700, (George Dance)
wrote:
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point.
Oh, absolutely the opposite of the truth.
He gave us a free will to choose him or choose evil. He may know your
final choice, but you don't.
===>So, you believe he KNOWINGLY created a being that would
end up "fallen"???
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| User: "Jeremy" |
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23 Aug 2003 08:28:02 PM |
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Libertarius wrote:
duke32 wrote:
On 21 Aug 2003 18:32:22 -0700, (George Dance)
wrote:
Second, the LORD in this story is an omnipotent being - everything
that happens is ordained by him, it says at one point.
Oh, absolutely the opposite of the truth.
He gave us a free will to choose him or choose evil. He may know your
final choice, but you don't.
===>So, you believe he KNOWINGLY created a being that would
end up "fallen"???
He knowingly gave us a choice so that we would choose to worship him.
Look at Job, he basically bets the devil that his system works, and that
Job will not fall to the devil's temptations.
--- Jeremy
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