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26 May 2004 09:55:32 PM |
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Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
H.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
27 May 2004 06:30:18 AM |
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On Thu, 27 May 2004 02:55:32 GMT in
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic,
() said, directing the reply to
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
I have been to the Rome Colosseum on several occasions, and I should
like to report that the lions and tigers have shrunk somewhat. These
days they are generally the size of domestic cats, and appear to
subsist on a diet of spaghetti provided by little old Italian ladies
who prefer to dress in black but who never-the-less seem to have the
lifting capacity of a medium truck.
It seems to me that this amounts to cruelty to animals and that the
poor, shrunken lions and tigers need to be fed as their evolutionary
heritage demands and in that way bring them back to their full size
and manners.
I mean, look at this
http://www.worldisround.com/articles/9049/photo8.html
and tell me you don't feel sympathy....
More seriously:
When people were "thrown to the lions," in most cases they were bound,
or had the arms broken and teeth knocked out first. Lions and tigers
were after all, valuable. That said, it was problematic to get even a
hungry lion or tiger or panther or whatever to attack even a bound
person and it was not unknown for beastmasters to be executed when
their charges didn't perform as expected (bet your life on the
behaviour of a cat? I ask you....).
And of course, should you go there, you'll find a plaque that notes
the execution of Christians there. And yet omits to mention the vast
majority, who weren't.
Odd, eh?
Oh, and know when the games ended? About 157 years
after Constantine, and then only for economic reasons.
Odder still....
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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27 May 2004 10:31:09 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> writes:
When people were "thrown to the lions," in most cases they were bound,
or had the arms broken and teeth knocked out first. Lions and tigers
were after all, valuable.
And, unfortunately, that particular subspecies of lion, the
Barbary breed, is gone forever. There are a couple of half-Barbaries
left, but the last ones died in a South African zoo about thirty years
ago.
Elf
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| User: "turk" |
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28 May 2004 10:18:01 AM |
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<hughbetcha@yessiree.ca> wrote in message
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com...
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
H.
I'd say committing fundies to asylums sounds like the logical thing to do.
turk
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| User: "ZenIsWhen" |
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26 May 2004 10:13:24 PM |
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<hughbetcha@yessiree.ca> wrote in message
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com...
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
H.
World Nut Daily?
Even my parrot refuses to use that for anything.
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| User: "Carol Lee Smith" |
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27 May 2004 12:46:57 PM |
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
this article has nothing to do with atheists.
"Michael Marcavage alleges William Bergman, Temple University vice
president of operations, and Carl Bittenbender, managing director of
Campus Safety Services, forcibly detained him and attempted to have him
involuntarily committed in the school hospitals' pysch ward in the fall of
2000. The lawsuit seeks unspecified money damages from the administrators.
"Marcavage had been working to offer a Christian alternative on campus to
the play "Corpus Christi," which portrayed Christ and His disciples as
homosexuals.
"According to a statement from the American Family Association Center for
Law and Policy, which is representing the former student, Bittenbender, in
seeking to commit Marcavage, claimed the student had "inflicted or
attempted to inflict serious bodily harm on another ..." and that
Marcavage had "attempted suicide." He said there was a "reasonable
probability" of suicide unless Marcavage received adequate treatment. The
admitting form, by statute, requires that at least one of these factors be
present before involuntary commitment can be sought, the law center said."
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| User: "" |
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27 May 2004 03:17:49 PM |
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On 27-May-2004, Carol Lee Smith <human@csd.uwm.edu> wrote:
this article has nothing to do with atheists.
Sure it does, the school officials must have been atheists!
Alright, so I'm not very good at this paranoia thing. It was good for a few
laughs, though.
H.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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28 May 2004 01:19:41 PM |
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On Thu, 27 May 2004 20:17:49 +0000 in episode
<ir6dnQd7WuRA0Svd4p2dnA@giganews.com> we saw our hero
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca:
On 27-May-2004, Carol Lee Smith <human@csd.uwm.edu> wrote:
this article has nothing to do with atheists.
Sure it does, the school officials must have been atheists!
Alright, so I'm not very good at this paranoia thing. It was good for a
few laughs, though.
Actually, based on Marcavage's own website:
http://www.repentamerica.com/legalproceedings.html
He *IS* a freakin' loon.
Damn knows what he was up to that panicked the administration over there...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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| User: "" |
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29 May 2004 01:54:25 PM |
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On 28-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
He *IS* a freakin' loon.
Damn knows what he was up to that panicked the administration over
there...
You got that right. Why are you atheists so defensive about this sorta
thing?
H.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 May 2004 08:41:23 PM |
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In article <0JydnSbNI8fGQSXdRVn2uA@giganews.com>, says...
On 28-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
He *IS* a freakin' loon.
Damn knows what he was up to that panicked the administration over
there...
You got that right. Why are you atheists so defensive about this sorta
thing?
Maybe because jerks like yourself post crap like that in order to get a
reaction.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 May 2004 03:08:35 PM |
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On Sat, 29 May 2004 18:54:25 +0000 in episode
<0JydnSbNI8fGQSXdRVn2uA@giganews.com> we saw our hero
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca:
On 28-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
He *IS* a freakin' loon.
Damn knows what he was up to that panicked the administration over
there...
You got that right. Why are you atheists so defensive about this sorta
thing?
What are you going on about? You make a provocative post, get a reaction,
then ask why your provocation got a reaction?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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29 May 2004 03:32:28 PM |
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On 29-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
What are you going on about? You make a provocative post, get a reaction,
then ask why your provocation got a reaction?
Right back 'atcha!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 May 2004 08:35:37 PM |
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In article <JtKdnTlpKvrLbiXdRVn2jg@giganews.com>, says...
On 29-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
What are you going on about? You make a provocative post, get a reaction,
then ask why your provocation got a reaction?
Right back 'atcha!
Squeeze me? Baking powder?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 May 2004 05:22:12 PM |
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On Sat, 29 May 2004 20:32:28 +0000 in episode
<JtKdnTlpKvrLbiXdRVn2jg@giganews.com> we saw our hero
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca:
On 29-May-2004, "Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
What are you going on about? You make a provocative post, get a
reaction, then ask why your provocation got a reaction?
Right back 'atcha!
What?
Okay, sure.
Now, hold still....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzPLONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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26 May 2004 10:15:45 PM |
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<hughbetcha@yessiree.ca> wrote in message
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com...
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Actually, this sounds exactly like what christians do to each other. Nothing
in the article identified any atheists.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Adam Marczyk" |
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27 May 2004 03:14:37 PM |
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<> wrote in message
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com...
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
How exactly did you arrive at the conclusion that these people were
atheists?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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28 May 2004 01:18:20 PM |
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On Thu, 27 May 2004 20:14:37 +0000 in episode
<N_rtc.533$v32.464@news01.roc.ny> we saw our hero "Adam Marczyk"
<ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com>:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca <hughbetcha@yessiree.ca> wrote in message
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com...
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
How exactly did you arrive at the conclusion that these people were
atheists?
Pulled it out of his *****.
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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27 May 2004 10:29:10 AM |
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writes:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
Huh? It seems to me that it's Christians attacking Christians
in this article; no mention of atheism at all.
Elf
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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27 May 2004 11:39:31 AM |
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"Elf M. Sternberg" wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca writes:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
Huh? It seems to me that it's Christians attacking Christians
in this article; no mention of atheism at all.
Christians don't attack other Scotsmen. I mean, other Christians.
Therefore, anyone who attacks Christians must be an atheist, QED.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 May 2004 01:00:07 PM |
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wrote in news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "The Clayton, The Bitch And The Wardrobe Drinker" |
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27 May 2004 08:15:52 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94F6858ECDB78askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
A roman and his son are sitting in the colosseum, when the son says
"Father...why is that lion licking the other lions bum?"
"Oh," said the father, "He's just eaten a Christian and now he's trying to
get the nasty taste out of his mouth!"
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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27 May 2004 01:32:43 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is away on an
important business trip, and the trainee's getting her arm sewn back on.
Try Thursday instead.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 May 2004 04:15:26 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is away
on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her arm sewn
back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors), and
that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so involved. There are
SO MANY things to remember about how we can persecute them!
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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27 May 2004 05:03:39 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is away
on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her arm sewn
back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors), and
that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so involved. There
are SO MANY things to remember about how we can persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission, doesn't it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and Crash
Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a particularly
scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
On the other hand, do you really want to feed the xtian to the lion *before*
you take your persecution class? You might get a few good ideas, and it'd
be a shame to miss the chance to put them to good use.
So, it's up to you - Wednesday or Friday. The only thing I'm doing Friday
is polishing my rubber chicken.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 May 2004 08:25:58 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:b9b42$40b665ca$51569c09$4273@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is
away on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her
arm sewn back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors), and
that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so involved.
There are SO MANY things to remember about how we can persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission, doesn't
it?
Well, yeah--but "persecution" sounds so much more conspiracy-ish, doesn't
it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Pessimist :)
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and Crash
Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a
particularly scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
Hope you don't get Simulator #3...unless they've fixed...er, nevermind.
Probably nothing.
On the other hand, do you really want to feed the xtian to the lion
*before* you take your persecution class? You might get a few good
ideas, and it'd be a shame to miss the chance to put them to good use.
How'd you do in Mocking & Scoffing 101?
So, it's up to you - Wednesday or Friday. The only thing I'm doing
Friday is polishing my rubber chicken.
Friday it is, then. Wednesday is Holy Water Snorkeling.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "leongsh" |
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28 May 2004 04:25:41 AM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns94F6D121E3432askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>...
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:b9b42$40b665ca$51569c09$4273@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is
away on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her
arm sewn back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors), and
that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so involved.
There are SO MANY things to remember about how we can persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission, doesn't
it?
Well, yeah--but "persecution" sounds so much more conspiracy-ish, doesn't
it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Pessimist :)
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and Crash
Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a
particularly scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
Hope you don't get Simulator #3...unless they've fixed...er, nevermind.
Probably nothing.
On the other hand, do you really want to feed the xtian to the lion
*before* you take your persecution class? You might get a few good
ideas, and it'd be a shame to miss the chance to put them to good use.
How'd you do in Mocking & Scoffing 101?
So, it's up to you - Wednesday or Friday. The only thing I'm doing
Friday is polishing my rubber chicken.
Friday it is, then. Wednesday is Holy Water Snorkeling.
Uhh.. isn't Friday the field trip to the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq?
There's no way we can lose this one opportunity to tour the prison.
The arrangements are far too advanced to cancel the bookings of the
stealth transporter and the black helicopers stationed in the Middle
East.
- leongsh..
a.a.#1860
email: berantle at maxis dot net dot my
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28 May 2004 04:20:51 PM |
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(leongsh) wrote in
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
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Friday it is, then. Wednesday is Holy Water Snorkeling.
Uhh.. isn't Friday the field trip to the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq?
There's no way we can lose this one opportunity to tour the prison.
The arrangements are far too advanced to cancel the bookings of the
stealth transporter and the black helicopers stationed in the Middle
East.
Awww, mannnn. I forgot the field trip. Gotta get my permission slip signed!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
28 May 2004 05:39:03 PM |
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On Fri, 28 May 2004 01:25:58 +0000 in episode
<Xns94F6D121E3432askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:b9b42$40b665ca$51569c09$4273@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is away
on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her arm sewn
back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors), and
that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so involved. There
are SO MANY things to remember about how we can persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission, doesn't
it?
Well, yeah--but "persecution" sounds so much more conspiracy-ish, doesn't
it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Pessimist :)
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and Crash
Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a
particularly scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
Hope you don't get Simulator #3...unless they've fixed...er, nevermind.
Probably nothing.
Hey. Did you take the "out of order" sign off Simulator #3 again?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
28 May 2004 05:34:26 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.28.22.39.03.206057@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Fri, 28 May 2004 01:25:58 +0000 in episode
<Xns94F6D121E3432askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:b9b42$40b665ca$51569c09$4273@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is
away on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her
arm sewn back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors),
and that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so
involved. There are SO MANY things to remember about how we can
persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission,
doesn't it?
Well, yeah--but "persecution" sounds so much more conspiracy-ish,
doesn't it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Pessimist :)
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and
Crash Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a
particularly scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
Hope you don't get Simulator #3...unless they've fixed...er,
nevermind. Probably nothing.
Hey. Did you take the "out of order" sign off Simulator #3 again?
Er, no. *hides evidence* Why?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "Another Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
28 May 2004 05:44:43 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94F7B34076830askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.28.22.39.03.206057@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Fri, 28 May 2004 01:25:58 +0000 in episode
<Xns94F6D121E3432askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:b9b42$40b665ca$51569c09$4273@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:83400$40b6344c$51569c09$28193@nf3.news-service-com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
hughbetcha@yessiree.ca wrote in
news:hvWdnY3dfoMFxSjd4p2dnA@giganews.com:
Check this out!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38653
It'll be lions in the coliseum next!
Good idea. We know where you live. How's next Tuesday?
I think the Rent-a-Lion shop's closed next Tuesday. The boss is
away on an important business trip, and the trainee's getting her
arm sewn back on.
Try Thursday instead.
Thursday's all wrong for me. I've got Persecution 1101a (Honors),
and that's an all-day class, since the subject matter is so
involved. There are SO MANY things to remember about how we can
persecute them!
I think it boils down to having fun without their permission,
doesn't it?
Well, yeah--but "persecution" sounds so much more conspiracy-ish,
doesn't it?
Apparently just being an atheist is one. I did not know that!
Takes all the fun out of it when it's that easy.
Pessimist :)
Wednesday, after 1 p.m.?
I can make it - I've got Black Helicopter Basic Manoeuvering and
Crash Landing at 2:30, but if we've got a really hungry lion and a
particularly scrawny xtian that shouldn't be a problem.
Hope you don't get Simulator #3...unless they've fixed...er,
nevermind. Probably nothing.
Hey. Did you take the "out of order" sign off Simulator #3 again?
Er, no. *hides evidence* Why?
When you do the autorotation sim, watch your collective pitch, the copter is
a little touchy.
--
Another Apostate
anotherapo@hotmail.com
aa #2182 EAC Director of Covert Operations and Black Helicopter Pilot
"If you are ethical only because you believe in God, you are buying your
ticket to heaven or trying to tear up your ticket to hell. In either case,
you are just being a shrewd profiteer, nothing else. The idea of being
ethical is to be ethical for no reason except that that is the way to be if
you want the world to run smoothly. I think that people who say virtue is
its own reward or honesty is the best policy have the right idea."
-Issac Asimov
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Evil atheists conspiring against Christians! |
28 May 2004 07:50:00 PM |
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"Another Apostate" <AnotherApo@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:vhPtc.1120$DG4.806@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns94F7B34076830askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.28.22.39.03.206057@hoo.com-amikchi:
Hey. Did you take the "out of order" sign off Simulator #3 again?
Er, no. *hides evidence* Why?
When you do the autorotation sim, watch your collective pitch, the
copter is a little touchy.
Don't touch the "Trippy" switch when that happens unless you really really
like tie-dye.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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