Religions > Atheism > Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family)
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01 Apr 2004 08:00:59 AM |
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Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have made
other gods and have made me furious with your gold calves. And since you
have turned your back on me, I will bring disaster on your dynasty and kill
all your sons, slave or free alike. I will burn up your royal dynasty as
one burns up trash until it is all gone. I, the LORD, vow that the members
of your family who die in the city will be eaten by dogs, and those who die
in the field will be eaten by vultures.'" Then Ahijah said to Jeroboam's
wife, "Go on home, and when you enter the city, the child will die. All
Israel will mourn for him and bury him. He is the only member of your
family who will have a proper burial, for this child is the only good thing
that the LORD, the God of Israel, sees in the entire family of Jeroboam.
And the LORD will raise up a king over Israel who will destroy the family of
Jeroboam. This will happen today, even now! Then the LORD will shake
Israel like a reed whipped about in a stream. He will uproot the people of
Israel from this good land that he gave their ancestors and will scatter
them beyond the Euphrates River, for they have angered the LORD by
worshiping Asherah poles. He will abandon Israel because Jeroboam sinned
and made all of Israel sin along with him. (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "Mike" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
01 Apr 2004 08:02:57 AM |
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For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to be the
best part!
"Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote in message
news:5PCdnWSkr684vfHdRVn-hA@adelphia.com...
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have made
other gods and have made me furious with your gold calves. And since you
have turned your back on me, I will bring disaster on your dynasty and
kill
all your sons, slave or free alike. I will burn up your royal dynasty as
one burns up trash until it is all gone. I, the LORD, vow that the
members
of your family who die in the city will be eaten by dogs, and those who
die
in the field will be eaten by vultures.'" Then Ahijah said to Jeroboam's
wife, "Go on home, and when you enter the city, the child will die. All
Israel will mourn for him and bury him. He is the only member of your
family who will have a proper burial, for this child is the only good
thing
that the LORD, the God of Israel, sees in the entire family of Jeroboam.
And the LORD will raise up a king over Israel who will destroy the family
of
Jeroboam. This will happen today, even now! Then the LORD will shake
Israel like a reed whipped about in a stream. He will uproot the people
of
Israel from this good land that he gave their ancestors and will scatter
them beyond the Euphrates River, for they have angered the LORD by
worshiping Asherah poles. He will abandon Israel because Jeroboam sinned
and made all of Israel sin along with him. (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon The 15th" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
01 Apr 2004 10:25:41 PM |
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"Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:c4h7ef$n43$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk:
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to
be the best part!
"Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote in message
news:5PCdnWSkr684vfHdRVn-hA@adelphia.com...
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have
made
other gods and have made me furious with your gold calves. And since
you have turned your back on me, I will bring disaster on your
dynasty and
kill
all your sons, slave or free alike. I will burn up your royal
dynasty as one burns up trash until it is all gone. I, the LORD, vow
that the
members
of your family who die in the city will be eaten by dogs, and those
who
die
in the field will be eaten by vultures.'" Then Ahijah said to
Jeroboam's wife, "Go on home, and when you enter the city, the child
will die. All Israel will mourn for him and bury him. He is the
only member of your family who will have a proper burial, for this
child is the only good
thing
that the LORD, the God of Israel, sees in the entire family of
Jeroboam. And the LORD will raise up a king over Israel who will
destroy the family
of
Jeroboam. This will happen today, even now! Then the LORD will
shake Israel like a reed whipped about in a stream. He will uproot
the people
of
Israel from this good land that he gave their ancestors and will
scatter them beyond the Euphrates River, for they have angered the
LORD by worshiping Asherah poles. He will abandon Israel because
Jeroboam sinned and made all of Israel sin along with him. (1 Kings
14:9-16 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient
book of myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage,
and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
You mean like the bit where god kills a man and woman for not giving
every last bit of their money to Peter?
LK.
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| User: "Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
02 Apr 2004 12:54:16 AM |
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"Llanzlan Klazmon The 15th" <Llanzlan@Llurdiaxorb.net> wrote in message
news:Xns94BFA71DAD41CLlanzlanLlurdiaxorbn@203.97.37.6...
"Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:c4h7ef$n43$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk:
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to
be the best part!
"Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote in message
news:5PCdnWSkr684vfHdRVn-hA@adelphia.com...
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have
made
other gods and have made me furious with your gold calves. And since
you have turned your back on me, I will bring disaster on your
dynasty and
kill
all your sons, slave or free alike. I will burn up your royal
dynasty as one burns up trash until it is all gone. I, the LORD, vow
that the
members
of your family who die in the city will be eaten by dogs, and those
who
die
in the field will be eaten by vultures.'" Then Ahijah said to
Jeroboam's wife, "Go on home, and when you enter the city, the child
will die. All Israel will mourn for him and bury him. He is the
only member of your family who will have a proper burial, for this
child is the only good
thing
that the LORD, the God of Israel, sees in the entire family of
Jeroboam. And the LORD will raise up a king over Israel who will
destroy the family
of
Jeroboam. This will happen today, even now! Then the LORD will
shake Israel like a reed whipped about in a stream. He will uproot
the people
of
Israel from this good land that he gave their ancestors and will
scatter them beyond the Euphrates River, for they have angered the
LORD by worshiping Asherah poles. He will abandon Israel because
Jeroboam sinned and made all of Israel sin along with him. (1 Kings
14:9-16 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient
book of myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage,
and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
You mean like the bit where god kills a man and woman for not giving
every last bit of their money to Peter?
Maybe he was talking about Jesus' advice to men who are worried about
committing adultery:
"For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and
there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs,
that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is
able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
03 Apr 2004 09:26:18 AM |
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On 2 Apr 2004 16:25:41 +1200, Llanzlan Klazmon The 15th
<Llanzlan@Llurdiaxorb.net>, Message ID:
<Xns94BFA71DAD41CLlanzlanLlurdiaxorbn@203.97.37.6> wrote in alt.atheism;
"Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:c4h7ef$n43$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk:
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to
be the best part!
"Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote in message
news:5PCdnWSkr684vfHdRVn-hA@adelphia.com...
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have
made
other gods and have made me furious with your gold calves. And since
you have turned your back on me, I will bring disaster on your
dynasty and
kill
all your sons, slave or free alike. I will burn up your royal
dynasty as one burns up trash until it is all gone. I, the LORD, vow
that the
members
of your family who die in the city will be eaten by dogs, and those
who
die
in the field will be eaten by vultures.'" Then Ahijah said to
Jeroboam's wife, "Go on home, and when you enter the city, the child
will die. All Israel will mourn for him and bury him. He is the
only member of your family who will have a proper burial, for this
child is the only good
thing
that the LORD, the God of Israel, sees in the entire family of
Jeroboam. And the LORD will raise up a king over Israel who will
destroy the family
of
Jeroboam. This will happen today, even now! Then the LORD will
shake Israel like a reed whipped about in a stream. He will uproot
the people
of
Israel from this good land that he gave their ancestors and will
scatter them beyond the Euphrates River, for they have angered the
LORD by worshiping Asherah poles. He will abandon Israel because
Jeroboam sinned and made all of Israel sin along with him. (1 Kings
14:9-16 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient
book of myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage,
and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
You mean like the bit where god kills a man and woman for not giving
every last bit of their money to Peter?
Don't you just love the extortion and racketerring?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
01 Apr 2004 09:39:19 AM |
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"Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:c4h7ef$n43$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to be
the
best part!
He has read the whole thing. Where do you think he's getting the quotes?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
01 Apr 2004 04:29:30 PM |
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On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 15:02:57 +0100, "Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com> had
the following opinion:
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to be the
best part!
I read the whole book, several times, in fact. It was full of
nonsense, and badly written nonsense at that, so I decided to read
some more believable things. I can recommend "the three little pigs"
and "jack and the beanstalk.".
--
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for April 1 (God Kills an Extended Family) |
03 Apr 2004 09:25:12 AM |
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On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 15:02:57 +0100, "Mike" <MJGrady@hotmail.com>, Message
ID: <c4h7ef$n43$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk> wrote in alt.atheism;
For god sake man, read the whole book! The later bit is acclaimed to be the
best part!
You mean where your name isn't found in the "Book of Life(tm)" (by
Milton Bradley Co.) and you are lovingly tortured over 'flames that will
not be quenched(tm) " (by Mattel) by a cosmic critter that claims to
love you?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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