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Religions > Atheism |
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"Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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14 Aug 2003 11:08:52 AM |
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Evil Bible Quote of the Day for August 14 (Old is New) |
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for August 14, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
(This is not evil, but it is just so stupid that I had to post it.)
Old is New (1 John 2:7-8 NLT)
"Dear friends, I am not writing a new commandment, for it is an old one
you have always had, right from the beginning. This commandment - to love
one another - is the same message you heard before. Yet it is also new.
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com.
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| User: "DoggyDaddy" |
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| Title: Ashcroft Joke or is it? |
16 Aug 2003 08:53:01 AM |
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Ashcroft vistits a school and talks with the kids, he asks if there are
any questions?
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three
questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."
A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"
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