Religions > Atheism > Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote)
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"Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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25 Dec 2003 11:24:21 AM |
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Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote) |
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
Become a Eunuch for God (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
[Jesus speaking] "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their
mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and
there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's
sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
(Calling all Christians, it's Christmas Day! What a better time to listen
to the words of Jesus and cut off your testicles!)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "methodios" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote) |
25 Dec 2003 02:03:30 PM |
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"Editor of EvilBible.com" wrote:
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
Become a Eunuch for God (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
[Jesus speaking] "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their
mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and
there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's
sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
(Calling all Christians, it's Christmas Day! What a better time to listen
to the words of Jesus and cut off your testicles!)
What's Christmas got to do with it? Actually quite a bit. Practicing
any sort of restraint on one's gonads indirectly affect the economy.
Both Madison Avenue and the business community frown on the practice of
self-restraint and self-control for both interfere with sales and
impulse buying. "Hark the herald angels cry, there's no more days to go
out and buy (for Xmas, that is)."
Also Freud would like to know why this is the favorite Jesus quote of
the Editor of EvilBile.
methodios
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote) |
25 Dec 2003 08:50:53 PM |
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"methodios" <dgillesp@pemtel.net> wrote in message
news:3FEB4292.C85C1A21@pemtel.net...
"Editor of EvilBible.com" wrote:
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
Become a Eunuch for God (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
[Jesus speaking] "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from
their
mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and
there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of
heaven's
sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
(Calling all Christians, it's Christmas Day! What a better time to
listen
to the words of Jesus and cut off your testicles!)
What's Christmas got to do with it? Actually quite a bit. Practicing
any sort of restraint on one's gonads indirectly affect the economy.
Both Madison Avenue and the business community frown on the practice of
self-restraint and self-control for both interfere with sales and
impulse buying. "Hark the herald angels cry, there's no more days to go
out and buy (for Xmas, that is)."
Also Freud would like to know why this is the favorite Jesus quote of
the Editor of EvilBile.
I find it amusing that 2 billion people claim to follow the word of a person
who tells them to literally cut off their balls. But then again his alleged
father was big on cutting off foreskins. It seems like someone has an
obsession with cutting off male genitalia.
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| User: "Brainfried" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote) |
25 Dec 2003 04:47:48 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 12:24:21 -0500, Editor of EvilBible.com wrote:
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
Become a Eunuch for God (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
[Jesus speaking] "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their
mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and
there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's
sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
(Calling all Christians, it's Christmas Day! What a better time to listen
to the words of Jesus and cut off your testicles!)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
From KJV
Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off,
shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's
womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and
there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom
of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Scratching my head...
Inerrant word of God my *****.
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| User: "Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25 (My Favorite Jesus Quote) |
25 Dec 2003 08:38:10 PM |
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"Brainfried" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.12.25.22.47.32.507000@way.com...
On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 12:24:21 -0500, Editor of EvilBible.com wrote:
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for Dec. 25, 2003 from www.EvilBible.com:
Become a Eunuch for God (Matthew 19:12 ASV)
[Jesus speaking] "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from
their
mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and
there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of
heaven's
sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
(Calling all Christians, it's Christmas Day! What a better time to
listen
to the words of Jesus and cut off your testicles!)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book
of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and
plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
From KJV
Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off,
shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's
womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and
there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom
of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Scratching my head...
Inerrant word of God my *****.
What did you expect from a guy (Jesus) who couldn't even remember the Ten
Commandments?
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