Religions > Atheism > Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls)
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"Editor of EvilBible.com" |
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18 Jun 2004 07:13:48 AM |
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Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls) |
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Crushes Skulls (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
"But God will smash the heads of his enemies, crushing the skulls of
those who love their guilty ways. The Lord says, 'I will bring my enemies
down from Bashan; I will bring them up from the depths of the sea. You, my
people, will wash your feet in their blood, and even your dogs will get
their share!'" (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "BLUERHYMER" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls) |
18 Jun 2004 08:14:58 AM |
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Subject: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls)
From: "Editor of EvilBible.com"
Date: 6/18/2004 8:13 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <pv2dnbhxpbwTQU_dRVn_iw@adelphia.com>
Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18, 2004 from www.EvilBible.com:
God Crushes Skulls (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
"But God will smash the heads of his enemies, crushing the skulls of
those who love their guilty ways. The Lord says, 'I will bring my enemies
down from Bashan; I will bring them up from the depths of the sea. You, my
people, will wash your feet in their blood, and even your dogs will get
their share!'" (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
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BASHAN, a region lying E. of the Jordan, and towards its source. Its
boundaries are not very well defined, but it may be said in general to have
been north of the territory of Gilead. The name first appears in Hebrew history
in connection with the wanderings of the Israelites. According to Numbers xxi.
33, the tribes after the rout of Sihon, king of the Amorites, turned to go by
the land of Bashan; and its king, Og, met them at Edrei, and was there defeated
and slain.
My questions:
Do we Have an embassy in Bashan and is Halliburton the major contractor in the
region? Is there oil under the Bashan soil?
Has Colin Powell been there lately? Are women allowed to drive in Bashan? Do
the people of Bashan want to be liberated like the Iraqis did? How many troops
will it take? Is Bashan on Israel's road map for more Jewish setttlements?
Q: What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
A: A member of the Bush family???
Read more about the evils of the Bible at www.EvilBible.com
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls) |
19 Jun 2004 04:25:08 PM |
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On 18-Jun-2004, "Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote:
God Crushes Skulls (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
"But God will smash the heads of his enemies, crushing the skulls of
those who love their guilty ways. The Lord says, 'I will bring my enemies
down from Bashan; I will bring them up from the depths of the sea. You,
my
people, will wash your feet in their blood, and even your dogs will get
their share!'" (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and plunder?
EvilEd closes his Bible and glares out at the empty pews. The only sound is
snoring from the last row...
"HEY!" he shouts indignantly.
Hugh sputters awake... "Huh? What? Uh... er... Good sermon, pastor... uh..."
"EvilEd."
"Pastor EvilEd... Hey, wait a minute... what are you doing here?"
"This is my church, now.... My antichurch! Where I will spread the truth of
the evil Bible! Bwahahahaha! And you! You will be my first adherent!"
Hugh begins edging slowly towards the door... "Ooookaaay. How about a fund
raising bingo?"
"Well, I thought I might just take up a collection, you know, for beer
money."
"ahhh... of course. Look behind you! It's the ghost of Friedrich Nietzsche!"
"What? Where?" EvilEd turns back around, but Hugh is gone... the church door
swinging closed behind him. "Jerk! Hmmm.... this isn't working. Maybe I
should start a website...."
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| User: "Scott" |
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| Title: Re: Evil Bible Quote of the Day for June 18 (God Crushes Skulls) |
02 Jul 2004 10:34:18 AM |
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<hughbetcha@yessiree.ca> wrote in message
news:Nb-dnaHpLIWtMkndRVn2tQ@giganews.com...
On 18-Jun-2004, "Editor of EvilBible.com" <Dont_Reply@Here.com> wrote:
God Crushes Skulls (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
"But God will smash the heads of his enemies, crushing the skulls of
those who love their guilty ways. The Lord says, 'I will bring my
enemies
down from Bashan; I will bring them up from the depths of the sea. You,
my
people, will wash your feet in their blood, and even your dogs will get
their share!'" (Psalms 68:21-23 NLT)
What kind of person would get their moral guidance from an ancient book
of
myths and magic that says it is OK to murder, rape, pillage, and
plunder?
EvilEd closes his Bible and glares out at the empty pews. The only sound
is
snoring from the last row...
"HEY!" he shouts indignantly.
Hugh sputters awake... "Huh? What? Uh... er... Good sermon, pastor...
uh..."
"EvilEd."
"Pastor EvilEd... Hey, wait a minute... what are you doing here?"
"This is my church, now.... My antichurch! Where I will spread the truth
of
the evil Bible! Bwahahahaha! And you! You will be my first adherent!"
Hugh begins edging slowly towards the door... "Ooookaaay. How about a fund
raising bingo?"
"Well, I thought I might just take up a collection, you know, for beer
money."
"ahhh... of course. Look behind you! It's the ghost of Friedrich
Nietzsche!"
"What? Where?" EvilEd turns back around, but Hugh is gone... the church
door
swinging closed behind him. "Jerk! Hmmm.... this isn't working. Maybe I
should start a website...."
LOL. pinned him. If EvilEd keeps this up, along with skeptic, he's going to
be added to the a.a. list of atheist kooks.
Scott
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