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"Mekkala" |
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05 Jan 2004 09:46:00 AM |
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Evolution and male nipples |
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to
start off my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there
this fine morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans
had gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if
humans simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past
few thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways
of God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is,
unfortunately, a theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not
nearly so dense and obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about
alt.atheism) -- what is the temperature of God, and does God fart? If
God does fart, are they the stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet
stealth-farts?
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 11:30:35 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 GMT in alt.atheism, Mekkala (Mekkala
<joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to
start off my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there
this fine morning:
Why did God make male nipples?
Heh. I understand from my women friends that this is because men are
(ad hoc) modified women. And come to think of it, bearing in mind
Steve Martin's observation[1], it probably just as well - otherwise
we'd never have time to put up shelves and so on.
Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans
had gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if
humans simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past
few thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways
of God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is,
unfortunately, a theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not
nearly so dense and obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about
alt.atheism) -- what is the temperature of God, and does God fart? If
God does fart, are they the stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet
stealth-farts?
[1]. I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with
my breasts all day.
--
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| User: "Rv Cloim" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 07:59:54 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
<snip>
does God fart? If
God does fart, are they the stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet
stealth-farts?
Of course he does, silly. Why do you think hell is such a bad place to be?
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 12:39:47 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans had
gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if humans
simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past few
thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways of
God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is, unfortunately, a
theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not nearly so dense and
obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about alt.atheism) -- what is the
temperature of God, and does God fart? If God does fart, are they the
stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet stealth-farts?
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Mark W" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
06 Jan 2004 07:35:05 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.01.05.18.38.38.217838@stopspam.net...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
I believe it's more to do with the energy given over to buttock vibration.
Bum shakers don't smell much even if they're quite quiet, but loud honks do
honk.
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| User: "Geoff Offermann" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 01:20:26 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.01.05.18.38.38.217838@stopspam.net...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans
had
gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if
humans
simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past few
thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways
of
God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is, unfortunately,
a
theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not nearly so dense and
obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about alt.atheism) -- what is
the
temperature of God, and does God fart? If God does fart, are they the
stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet stealth-farts?
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
What is the noise smell equivalence equation?
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| User: "Alex" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 04:44:12 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 19:20:26 GMT, "Geoff Offermann"
<gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.01.05.18.38.38.217838@stopspam.net...
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
What is the noise smell equivalence equation?
Seems to me like it's: S1 x N1 = S2 x N2 (where S is smell and N is
noise).
Looks a lot like Boyle's law (iirc).
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
05 Jan 2004 02:57:48 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.01.05.18.38.38.217838@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans had
gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if humans
simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past few
thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways of
God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is, unfortunately, a
theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not nearly so dense and
obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about alt.atheism) -- what is the
temperature of God, and does God fart? If God does fart, are they the
stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet stealth-farts?
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
SBD = "Silent, but deadly" ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Ian Braidwood" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution and male nipples |
06 Jan 2004 02:55:46 AM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<gdkKb.21149$85.646@www.newsranger.com>...
SBD = "Silent, but deadly" ;)
Nooooooo! "Silent, but violent!" ;-)
(-: Ian :-)
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| User: "Rv Cloim" |
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05 Jan 2004 07:58:07 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 18:39:47 +0000, MarkA wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
It's also interesting to note that men *can get breast cancer.
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| User: "LP" |
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06 Jan 2004 12:06:12 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 18:39:47 GMT, "MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net>
wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans had
gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if humans
simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past few
thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways of
God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is, unfortunately, a
theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not nearly so dense and
obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about alt.atheism) -- what is the
temperature of God, and does God fart? If God does fart, are they the
stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet stealth-farts?
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
This is a common fallacy with an easy explanation. The reason we
think that quite farts are smellier is because the noisy farts enable
those in the vicinity to take evasive actions. With their advance
warning you are able to move away from the source, open windows, light
incense, or turn your head away and take a final deep long lasting
breathe. The silent ones give no such warning. They hit you completely
unprepared and defenseless. By the time you realize what has happened,
it is too late. : )
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| User: "SDG&E" |
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06 Jan 2004 02:43:43 PM |
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"LP" <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hrikvvgvecd6tb3ie8to05dnuttd1p18g2@4ax.com...
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 18:39:47 GMT, "MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net>
wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after
wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to start
off
my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there this fine
morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out
a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Men actually do have mammary glands. Lacking hormal stimulation, they
never develop. Some men, who are receiving testosterone anatagonist
drugs
for the treatment of prostate Ca, can develop fairly large breasts.
FWIW, mammary glands are modified sweat glands.
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans
had
gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if
humans
simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past few
thousand years.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways
of
God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is, unfortunately,
a
theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not nearly so dense and
obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about alt.atheism) -- what is
the
temperature of God, and does God fart? If God does fart, are they the
stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet stealth-farts?
My personal quiet farts are far smellier than the noisy ones. It's like
there is some kind of conservation of fart-energy principle: the less
noise, the more smell, but the total energy content is unchanged.
This is a common fallacy with an easy explanation. The reason we
think that quite farts are smellier is because the noisy farts enable
those in the vicinity to take evasive actions. With their advance
warning you are able to move away from the source, open windows, light
incense, or turn your head away and take a final deep long lasting
breathe. The silent ones give no such warning. They hit you completely
unprepared and defenseless. By the time you realize what has happened,
it is too late. : )
This would be true with farts that have a relatively low propagation
factor.
Some farts bouquet's seem to travel as nearly as fast as their sound:
Some creep with winter molasses speed - low propagation factor.
Some fast propagating farts can simply amaze you.
I like the Conservation of Fart Energy Theory. When I was a Sailor out
in the middle of the Pacific, we spent many hours discussing and rating
farts in categories such as Bouquet, Propagation Factor, Flammability, Tonal
Quality, etc... Having such a theory would have helped pass a few more hours
in interesting discussion...
We had one guy actually eat only a specific food for a day to analyze
which foods would create sinkers or floaters. Popcorn vs. Meatloaf, for
instance. Many interesting discussions over the results of those
experiments.
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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05 Jan 2004 06:53:21 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 GMT, Mekkala
<joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
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Why did God make male nipples?
Let's be grateful he didn't make them dicks.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "duke" |
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07 Jan 2004 04:53:12 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 15:46:00 GMT, Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com>
wrote:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to
start off my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there
this fine morning:
Why did God make male nipples?
So you can jumpstart a woman.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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05 Jan 2004 11:09:36 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Mekkala:
Well! I've been gone for some time over my New Year's vacation, so
after wishing you all a most wonderful late New Year :), I'd like to
start off my posting this year with a question to any YECs out there
this fine morning:
Why did God make male nipples? Was he lazy, or couldn't he figure out a
way to make men without putting those in there? Or did he perhaps just
forget that men don't make milk, too?
Keep in mind, as you desperately try to think of an answer, that male
nipples are precisely the sort of phenomena we would expect if humans
had gradually evolved over a long period of time from simpler lifeforms.
Note, please, that we would *not* expect this type of phenomenon if
humans simply microevolved within the species, or kind, over the past
few thousand years.
Also, keep in mind that according to Genesis, the man was made first.
Which would mean God would have been looking for a convenient part of the
anatomy for the milk to exit, and chose those two useless bumps he created.
Weird.
And now, other questions for those who are wise and learned in the ways
of God, courtesy of my best friend and ex-roommate (who is,
unfortunately, a theist, but nevertheless quite intelligent and not
nearly so dense and obtuse as the standard specimen lurking about
alt.atheism) -- what is the temperature of God, and does God fart? If
God does fart, are they the stinky kind or the unoffensive, quiet
stealth-farts?
God is a fart. He's omnipresent.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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05 Jan 2004 01:51:55 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Vic Sagerquist:
God is a fart. He's omnipresent.
Heh - I should have said omnifragrant.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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