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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"circlehat" |
| Date: |
08 May 2005 06:36:51 AM |
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Evolution at work |
An atheist, a catholic and a jesus freak are
in a disabled airplane going down. There
are two parachutes.
Atheist: "I stand no chance without one", takes a
parachute and jumps out.
Catholic: "I use contraceptives and haven't
confessed", takes the second parachute.
Jesus freak: "God will grow me wings
before I hit the ground, creationism rocks!"
and jumps.
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| User: "Foopie" |
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| Title: Re: Evolution at work |
08 May 2005 10:17:57 AM |
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circlehat wrote:
An atheist, a catholic and a jesus freak are
in a disabled airplane going down. There
are two parachutes.
Atheist: "I stand no chance without one", takes a
parachute and jumps out.
Catholic: "I use contraceptives and haven't
confessed", takes the second parachute.
Jesus freak: "God will grow me wings
before I hit the ground, creationism rocks!"
and jumps.
And the muslim says, "I will die which is OK because
life on earth sucks, but the least I can do for allah
is aim for a non-muslim on the ground. Allah will guide me"
as he plumets and lands in a tree, whose branches rip his body
to bits.
And the engineer says, "Who are these idiots jumping
out of a perfectly good airplane?" And like McGiver
he fiddles with some wires, and gets the plain going
again.
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