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Religions > Atheism |
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"Turin" |
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30 Dec 2006 07:42:31 PM |
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Experiment #3980 Has ESCAPED |
Every person living in a residential area within the
contiguous U.S., as well as Cuba, is alerted to exercise
extreme caution due to the accidental release of a very
dangerous lab creation, straight out of a fantasy sci-fi
movie. Though the actual nature of this project is top
secret, verification by sight identification is still
possible through the use of the following visual aid:
http://www.aboutkenpangborn.com/Ken2pic.jpg
If you come across a moving object with a bizarre appearance
matching this description - perhaps lurching through a local
shopping mall - do not panic. Simply report it to whichever
local agency in the area stockpiles the biggest guns.
It might also help to wait around for the help to arrive,
and then to point before yelling: "Fire!"
Other identifying characteristics include: almost perfectly
round appearance, unpleasant disposition, habit of lying for
almost no reason, whatsoever. Exercise extreme caution.
(And, remember to yell "Fire!")
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This has been another PSA, with:
Turin
I have such sites to show you...
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http://members.fortunecity.com/turinturambar/
http://groups.google.com/group/Men_First
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"He who changeth, altereth, misconstrueth, argueth with,
deleteth, or maketh a lie about these words or causeth them
to not be known shall burn in hell forever and ever...."
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| User: "Turin" |
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| Title: Re: Experiment #3980 Has ESCAPED |
01 Jan 2007 01:37:17 AM |
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krp wrote:
"Turin" <TurinTurambar.1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:45971585.2060506@gmail.com...
Every person living in a residential area within the contiguous U.S., as
well as Cuba, is alerted to exercise extreme caution due to the accidental
release of a very dangerous lab creation, straight out of a fantasy sci-fi
movie. Though the actual nature of this project is top secret,
verification by sight identification is still possible through the use of
the following visual aid:
Not getting any again Turdbrain? Too much time on your hands? I'd
comment on an "idle brain" but first you'd have to have one.
I'd kick the ***** out of you, but then there'd be nothing left.
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| User: " krp" |
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| Title: Re: Experiment #3980 Has ESCAPED |
01 Jan 2007 05:57:49 PM |
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TURDBRAIN TURAM
"Turin" <TurinTurambar.1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1167637037.250977.311930@k21g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Every person living in a residential area within the contiguous U.S.,
as
well as Cuba, is alerted to exercise extreme caution due to the
accidental
release of a very dangerous lab creation, straight out of a fantasy
sci-fi
movie. Though the actual nature of this project is top secret,
verification by sight identification is still possible through the use
of
the following visual aid:
Not getting any again Turdbrain? Too much time on your hands? I'd
comment on an "idle brain" but first you'd have to have one.
I'd kick the ***** out of you, but then there'd be nothing left.
In your dreams TURDBRAIN! Another INTERNET macho GYRL! What ya gonna do
Teddy? Hit me with your PURSE and SCREAM?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Experiment #3980 Has ESCAPED |
02 Jan 2007 01:32:31 AM |
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Turin wrote:
krp wrote:
"Turin" <TurinTurambar.1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:45971585.2060506@gmail.com...
Every person living in a residential area within the contiguous U.S., as
well as Cuba, is alerted to exercise extreme caution due to the accidental
release of a very dangerous lab creation, straight out of a fantasy sci-fi
movie. Though the actual nature of this project is top secret,
verification by sight identification is still possible through the use of
the following visual aid:
Not getting any again Turdbrain? Too much time on your hands? I'd
comment on an "idle brain" but first you'd have to have one.
I'd kick the ***** out of you, but then there'd be nothing left.
Think of all the Fight Club soap Kenny would make.
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| User: " krp" |
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| Title: Re: Experiment #3980 Has ESCAPED |
02 Jan 2007 09:29:11 AM |
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DAVID DIPSHIT MOORE AS
<tip@cotse.net> wrote in message
news:1167723151.002651.256920@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
Every person living in a residential area within the contiguous U.S.,
as
well as Cuba, is alerted to exercise extreme caution due to the
accidental
release of a very dangerous lab creation, straight out of a fantasy
sci-fi
movie. Though the actual nature of this project is top secret,
verification by sight identification is still possible through the
use of
the following visual aid:
Not getting any again Turdbrain? Too much time on your hands? I'd
comment on an "idle brain" but first you'd have to have one.
I'd kick the ***** out of you, but then there'd be nothing left.
Think of all the Fight Club soap Kenny would make.
Nobody has to worry with cowards like YOU, Davey and Turdbrain SAFELY
bitching behind the safety of your modems and ANONYMOUS remailers!
But then who could expect more of a near 40 year old LOSER who has to live
with his MOMMY!
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