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"Kathy" |
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22 Jan 2005 04:33:59 PM |
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Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus. Well, acutally I say it, because
saying you have the face of the Walmart happy face in your fridge is not
very marketable is it? So our family has decided we have Jesus's face in our
fridge. Everyone I have shown it to has laughed first, but then agreed that
it is His face.
Can anyone (Elroy perhaps?) let me know how to go about getting thousands of
dollars for this fridge? It is 13 yrs old and starting to act a bit flakey.
But surely the face on the shelf would make it extremely valuable! A piece
of toast with a mere Virgin face went for thousands, right? Imagine the
demand for an entire appliance!
Unfortunately, until enough people have viewed the face, I cannot clean the
refrigerator, and it is starting to get a bit gross.
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Worshippers should send money to my bank account XXXXXXXX.
Thanks in advance.
Kathy (aa #1802)
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| User: "Portabello" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 05:16:43 PM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and begin to
sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 05:22:06 PM |
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"Portabello" <Pail@aol.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95E672BEA394FRobH@24.93.44.119...
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and begin to
sing
Ev'ry morning, Ev'ry evening Ain't we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain't We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a
changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
Sounds like you had a visitation by Mr. Hanky :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:02:46 PM |
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Portabello wrote:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and begin to
sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 11:50:10 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, dgillesp poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
....
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
And if you examine your mythology you too will see the reflection of the
humans who created it.
Regards,
Josef
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate,
contrived and dishonest, but the myth - persistent, persuasive and
unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
25 Jan 2005 05:07:31 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:50:10 -0500, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, dgillesp poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
And if you examine your mythology you too will see the reflection of the
humans who created it.
Denny hasn't the courage or the honesty to do that.
Regards,
Josef
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate,
contrived and dishonest, but the myth - persistent, persuasive and
unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:27:13 PM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, dgillesp dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Portabello wrote:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just
taken a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my
turds jumped up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it
was the spittin image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a
little jig and begin to sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a
changed man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some
people seem to think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you
have a belief in the lord, you should be examining your ***** a little
closer.
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you
actually saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative
little story you have excreted here in front of God and everybody has
all the marks of its creator.
Ah, yes. Since we were all created in the image of our "god", mirrors
should sell well among the hopelessly superstitious.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:36:03 PM |
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dgillesp wrote:
Portabello wrote:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and begin to
sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky buns,
or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the frauds
they are.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:42:49 PM |
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor wrote:
dgillesp wrote:
Portabello wrote:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just
taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds
jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and
begin to
sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a
changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people
seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in
the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you
actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little
story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky buns,
or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the frauds
they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 09:31:48 PM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Jan 2005 05:05:35 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:31:48 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
LMAO!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Jan 2005 05:06:14 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:31:48 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!!
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
/begin
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
/end
Seconds?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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25 Jan 2005 05:45:50 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:1tkbv01cpvj1t1df7mgb9rpf4r3vfbqqq6@4ax.com...
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:31:48 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!!
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
/begin
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
/end
Seconds?
Enthusiatically seconded.
Beauty.
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rb #2187
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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25 Jan 2005 10:59:57 PM |
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In article <i2lJd.220$e11.209@twister.socal.rr.com>,
"Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" <oscar@bellsouth.net.pa> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:1tkbv01cpvj1t1df7mgb9rpf4r3vfbqqq6@4ax.com...
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:31:48 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!!
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
/begin
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
/end
Seconds?
Enthusiatically seconded.
Recorded.
Beauty.
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rb #2187
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "johac" |
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25 Jan 2005 06:51:53 AM |
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In article <1tkbv01cpvj1t1df7mgb9rpf4r3vfbqqq6@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:31:48 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!!
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
/begin
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
/end
Seconds?
Seconded.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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| User: "FlapJack" |
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22 Jan 2005 09:50:37 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns95E689DEF7BBBvicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
Well obviously it would be swiss cheese, you know, its holy.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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23 Jan 2005 01:37:55 AM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, FlapJack dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese
sandwiches.
Well obviously it would be swiss cheese, you know, its holy.
Snark!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Jan 2005 05:06:54 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 21:50:37 GMT, FlapJack <Flap@aol.com> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns95E689DEF7BBBvicman@
216.196.97.136:
On 22 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
No more so then the morons that see "Mary with a cherry" in sticky
buns, or Jebus on the side of a building, or Mama T in a taco.
They all need to be examined more closely, and discounted for the
frauds they are.
are you trying to suggest that the taco is not to be trusted?
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
Well obviously it would be swiss cheese, you know, its holy.
Limberger which smells like the fecal matter Christianity is.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:28:55 PM |
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dgillesp wrote:
Portabello wrote:
"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
In my younger days I too once had a religious experience. I had just taken
a big crap and turned to examine my feces. Suddenly one of my turds jumped
up out of the water and on to my toilet seat. I swear it was the spittin
image of Jesus Christ. This feces Jesus then did a little jig and begin to
sing
Ev’ry morning, Ev’ry evening Ain’t we got
fun? Not much money, Oh but honey, Ain’t We Got Fun?
Well needless to say I was shaken by this experience. I have been a changed
man ever since. I did partake in LSD in those days and some people seem to
think this was a hallucination, all I know is if you have a belief in the
lord, you should be examining your ***** a little closer.
Maybe you should have examined your own a little closer. What you actually
saw was your own reflection. This (cough) clever, creative little story you
have excreted here in front of God and everybody has all the marks of its
creator.
my problem with the story is the clear resemblance to a tv commercial
for digital cameras, doesnt seem very creative
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| User: "Ike" |
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23 Jan 2005 02:28:18 AM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com...
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is
clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus. Well, acutally I say it, because
saying you have the face of the Walmart happy face in your fridge is not
very marketable is it? So our family has decided we have Jesus's face in
our
fridge. Everyone I have shown it to has laughed first, but then agreed
that
it is His face.
Can anyone (Elroy perhaps?) let me know how to go about getting thousands
of
dollars for this fridge? It is 13 yrs old and starting to act a bit
flakey.
But surely the face on the shelf would make it extremely valuable! A
piece
of toast with a mere Virgin face went for thousands, right? Imagine the
demand for an entire appliance!
Unfortunately, until enough people have viewed the face, I cannot clean
the
refrigerator, and it is starting to get a bit gross.
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Worshippers should send money to my bank account XXXXXXXX.
Thanks in advance.
Kathy (aa #1802)
First buy another refrigerator. Then take out the shelf with the art and
list it on ebay. Tell a story about how everyone thinks it looks like Jesus.
the people who sell you a new refrigerator will take away the old one, just
keep the shelf. Don't say anything in the ad about what happened to the old
refrigerator or people will try to track it down, which might detract from
your sales message.
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| User: "Religion Is A Disease...Clayton Is The Placebo" |
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22 Jan 2005 10:51:39 PM |
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"Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:G8Gdney5vInEH2_cRVn-sQ@rogers.com...
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is
clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus. Well, acutally I say it, because
saying you have the face of the Walmart happy face in your fridge is not
very marketable is it? So our family has decided we have Jesus's face in
our
fridge. Everyone I have shown it to has laughed first, but then agreed
that
it is His face.
Can anyone (Elroy perhaps?) let me know how to go about getting thousands
of
dollars for this fridge? It is 13 yrs old and starting to act a bit
flakey.
But surely the face on the shelf would make it extremely valuable! A
piece
of toast with a mere Virgin face went for thousands, right? Imagine the
demand for an entire appliance!
Unfortunately, until enough people have viewed the face, I cannot clean
the
refrigerator, and it is starting to get a bit gross.
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Worshippers should send money to my bank account XXXXXXXX.
Thanks in advance.
Kathy (aa #1802)
One and a bit words.....E-Bay!!!
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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22 Jan 2005 05:01:34 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Kathy poured fuel on the fire with
the following:
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus.
....
There is also a piece of rock that has the face of Jesus on it.
http://www.vindy.com/basic/news/290459349463998.php
Surely this cannot be a coincidence.
Regards,
Josef
No testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless . . . its
falsehood would be more miraculous than the fact which it endeavors to
establish.
-- David Hume
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| User: "Kathy" |
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22 Jan 2005 05:50:17 PM |
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"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c5c508e976b12d69899b8@206.172.150.13...
In a message sent 'round the world, Kathy poured fuel on the fire with
the following:
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is
clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus.
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There is also a piece of rock that has the face of Jesus on it.
http://www.vindy.com/basic/news/290459349463998.php
Surely this cannot be a coincidence.
That article is hilarious - he claims the rock cured his mom's cancer, but
he is selling it to pay for an air conditioner for the church and a night
out for himself??? Praise JEbus
Kathy aa #1802
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:00:42 PM |
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Kathy <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in alt.atheism
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus. Well, acutally I say it, because
saying you have the face of the Walmart happy face in your fridge is not
very marketable is it? So our family has decided we have Jesus's face in our
fridge. Everyone I have shown it to has laughed first, but then agreed that
it is His face.
Can anyone (Elroy perhaps?) let me know how to go about getting thousands of
dollars for this fridge?
Take it out onto the sidewalk and hold an auction! Get a few people
you know to make higher and higher bids to drive the price up, but
make sure they stop bidding when some third-party bids high enough,
then you can split the profit between you and the fake-bidders. See?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
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| User: "Kathy" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 11:13:50 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:t1c5v0pqtgqcc70ev3j67b0p0im7n5oalk@4ax.com...
Kathy <k.knight@rogers.com> wrote in alt.atheism
True story!! I discovered that some spilled soy sauce had left an
interesting design on one of the shelves of my refrigerator. It is
clearly
a face! Some say is resembles Jesus. Well, acutally I say it, because
saying you have the face of the Walmart happy face in your fridge is not
very marketable is it? So our family has decided we have Jesus's face in
our
fridge. Everyone I have shown it to has laughed first, but then agreed
that
it is His face.
Can anyone (Elroy perhaps?) let me know how to go about getting
thousands of
dollars for this fridge?
Take it out onto the sidewalk and hold an auction! Get a few people
you know to make higher and higher bids to drive the price up, but
make sure they stop bidding when some third-party bids high enough,
then you can split the profit between you and the fake-bidders. See?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
www.elroysemporium.com/news
Thanks for the suggestion Elroy. I'll try to get a digital picture of the
holy fact to you.
Kathy aa #1802
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
22 Jan 2005 08:28:25 PM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, Elroy Willis dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Take it out onto the sidewalk and hold an auction! Get a few people
you know to make higher and higher bids to drive the price up, but
make sure they stop bidding when some third-party bids high enough,
then you can split the profit between you and the fake-bidders. See?
Why not? It's just as ethical as faith healing revivals.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
23 Jan 2005 12:26:48 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:33:59 -0500, "Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> said
in alt.atheism:
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Or email me the pic and I'll post it on my site. (I'm sure you'll get
the same offer from many alt.atheism netizens.)
--
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise
as false, and by the rulers as useful."
- Seneca the Younger
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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23 Jan 2005 01:45:23 AM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, Al Klein dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:33:59 -0500, "Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> said
in alt.atheism:
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Or email me the pic and I'll post it on my site. (I'm sure you'll get
the same offer from many alt.atheism netizens.)
Sure, I have about 7 megs left on my site.
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Face of Jesus in my Fridge!! |
23 Jan 2005 04:19:31 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:45:23 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:
On 22 Jan 2005, Al Klein dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:33:59 -0500, "Kathy" <k.knight@rogers.com> said
in alt.atheism:
I will try to get a free web site and post a digital pic of the face.
Or email me the pic and I'll post it on my site. (I'm sure you'll get
the same offer from many alt.atheism netizens.)
Sure, I have about 7 megs left on my site.
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
I have about 100 megs left on mine but, then, it's a commercial site.
:)
Nothing much on it, though. I use it to post customers' sites (for
live testing) before moving them to the customer's server.
http://www.webdingers.com
--
"Damn. Looks like all of usenet agrees that you don't have the logical
faculties to prove the statement 'dogshit is not peanut butter' if we
gave you a jar of each and a box of crackers" - John Hattan to Tichy
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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23 Jan 2005 04:21:44 AM |
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On 22 Jan 2005, Al Klein dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Sure, I have about 7 megs left on my site.
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
I have about 100 megs left on mine but, then, it's a commercial site.
:)
Nothing much on it, though. I use it to post customers' sites (for
live testing) before moving them to the customer's server.
http://www.webdingers.com
Yeah, mine's a free home site thru my ISP. 25 megs doesn't give you
much room these days.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people
you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place? --George Carlin
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