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Religions > Atheism |
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"Rowland Croucher" |
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30 Oct 2006 06:47:47 AM |
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FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:5nkoln$8ay$q@no-go-busties.org:
You may now ***** right off and die.
M E M O R A N D U M
From: The Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee (Subcommittee
for the Irretrievably Lost, Whether Catholics, Mormons, Muslims or
Unrepentant Serial Killers)
To: Mr Kadaitcha Man
Re: Your Salvation
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As the vessel of the Lord's perfect message of boundless wrath and
annoyance with His imperfect creations, the matter of your wistful hopes of
salvation was brought before the full board of the Broomleigh Baptist
Salvation Evaluation Committee on this very day.
After a suitable time for contemplation, no matter how seemingly brief, it
was determined by unanimous consent of all True Christians® present the
following findings of fact:
1. You are a thoroughly annoying person;
2. Your presence in God's Glory would make it extremely difficult
for "Heaven" to live up to its name; and
3. Therefore, you have been damned to an everlasting Hell,
to have your flesh gnawed at by voracious hoofed demons.
The Lord has specifically asked us to remind you that your consignment to
perpetual torture at the hands of deranged beasts of His making should in
no manner be construed as any indication that the Lord has, by either
design or omission, discontinued His unconditional love for you.
And, further, you are not to construe our relief in the knowledge that we
shall not be sharing God's Glory with someone as appallingly wretched as
you (or the look of sublime delight that flashes across our otherwise
inscrutable faces when we contemplate the agony of your much deserved
destiny) as diminishing our love for you as True Christians.
Wishing you a speedy descent,
Mrs. Katie Fisher, Chairlady & Britain's Best Christian
http://chelmsfordbaptist.com/
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Christian achievements
http://broomleigh.org/
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 07:58:16 AM |
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Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the gatherer and seller of dead fish
found floating in polluted rivers, reproved:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:5nkoln$8ay$q@no-go-busties.org:
You may now ***** right off and die.
M E M O R A N D U M
From: The Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee
(Subcommittee for the Irretrievably Lost, Whether Catholics, Mormons,
Muslims or Unrepentant Serial Killers)
To: Mr Kadaitcha Man
Re: Your Salvation
__________________________________________________
As the vessel of the Lord's perfect message of boundless wrath and
annoyance with His imperfect creations, the matter of your wistful
hopes of salvation was brought before the full board of the
Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee on this very day.
After a suitable time for contemplation, no matter how seemingly
brief, it was determined by unanimous consent of all True Christians®
present the following findings of fact:
1. You are a thoroughly annoying person;
2. Your presence in God's Glory would make it extremely difficult
for "Heaven" to live up to its name; and
3. Therefore, you have been damned to an everlasting Hell,
to have your flesh gnawed at by voracious hoofed demons.
The Lord has specifically asked us to remind you that your
consignment to perpetual torture at the hands of deranged beasts of
His making should in no manner be construed as any indication that
the Lord has, by either design or omission, discontinued His
unconditional love for you.
And, further, you are not to construe our relief in the knowledge
that we shall not be sharing God's Glory with someone as appallingly
wretched as you (or the look of sublime delight that flashes across
our otherwise inscrutable faces when we contemplate the agony of your
much deserved destiny) as diminishing our love for you as True
Christians.
Wishing you a speedy descent,
Mrs. Katie Fisher, Chairlady & Britain's Best Christian
http://chelmsfordbaptist.com/
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou roaring devil. Thou look like a poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish,
rascally knave.
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 07:12:57 AM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
--
Krieg! Rowland Croucher
Christian achievements
http://broomleigh.org/
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| User: "Archie Leach" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:31:39 AM |
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Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com> wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
YM "defamation"??
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man |
30 Oct 2006 07:43:16 AM |
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Archie Leach <archie@leach.beach> wrote in
news:f83ck2102b6r7g8bojtbrkepm7getgij45@4ax.com:
I can sue you for definition of character.
YM "defamation"??
No I don't think he's done that, unless you're a cheap and clever lawyer
with good friends in the judiciary?
--
Krieg! Rowland Croucher
Christian achievements
http://broomleigh.org/
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:23:02 AM |
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Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the ornamental feather seller,
discoursed:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
Your first problem is going to be proving that you have one to define.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou elf-skinned mere anatomy. Thou block-headed painted clay.
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| User: "Meat Plow" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:33:11 AM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:08:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the ornamental feather seller,
discoursed:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
Your first problem is going to be proving that you have one to define.
"Definition" of character?
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:35:13 AM |
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Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>, the hoofed wrangler, contrived:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:08:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the ornamental feather seller,
discoursed:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote
in news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
Your first problem is going to be proving that you have one to
define.
"Definition" of character?
Give the retard the doubt of the benefit and pretend he was trying to be
funny. You'll make his day.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou pox-marked fiddlehead. Thou cack-handed fraudful man.
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 07:47:21 AM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:oktbfj$ng4$c@sorrowful-yayas.co.jp:
Give the retard the doubt of the benefit and pretend
he was trying to be funny. You'll make his day.
Equal rights - and days - for ugly fat retards.
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Krieg! Rowland Croucher
Christian achievements
http://broomleigh.org/
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| User: "Meat Plow" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:53:51 AM |
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On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:20:13 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>, the hoofed wrangler, contrived:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:08:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the ornamental feather seller,
discoursed:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
Your first problem is going to be proving that you have one to define.
"Definition" of character?
Give the retard the doubt of the benefit and pretend he was trying to be
funny. You'll make his day.
Oh, ok. Thought he was being serious.
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: FAO Kadaitcha Man (private) |
30 Oct 2006 08:56:39 AM |
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Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>, the house painter, spurted:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:20:13 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>, the hoofed wrangler, contrived:
On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:08:02 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the ornamental feather seller,
discoursed:
"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com>
wrote in news:nbua3s$nrb$r@sapped-hefties.net:
Stolen, uncredited from www.bettybowers.com.
HTH & HAND, you plagiarist *****.
I can sue you for definition of character.
Your first problem is going to be proving that you have one to
define.
"Definition" of character?
Give the retard the doubt of the benefit and pretend he was trying
to be funny. You'll make his day.
Oh, ok. Thought he was being serious.
You're a fine man, Mister Plow. Insert your hollow, fake laugh in the space
provided.
[space]
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George
Thou befuddled smooth. Thou eye-offending dissentious rogue.
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: Rowland Croucher the hot sleaze-***** needs some sex |
30 Oct 2006 07:55:36 AM |
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Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the milling-machine operator,
implied:
Jazzy princess-of-the-pavement with messy hairy clam and insubstantial
oompas desires weakened bishop with his nice red hat for raving bishop
burying. Mail me at <Your@email.com>
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| User: "Rowland Croucher" |
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| Title: Re: Rowland Croucher the hot sleaze-***** needs some sex |
30 Oct 2006 07:09:18 AM |
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"Rowland Croucher" <Your@3mail.*****> wrote in news:85ibrf$w33$k@unyielding-
jibs.com:
Rowland Croucher <Your@email.com>, the
milling-machine operator, implied:
Jazzy princess-of-the-pavement with messy hairy clam and
insubstantial oompas desires weakened bishop with his nice
red hat for raving bishop burying. Mail me at <Your@email.com>
You don't love the dear Lord Jesus very much then?
--
Krieg! Rowland Croucher
Christian achievements
http://broomleigh.org/
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