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"Almost Over" |
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18 Jul 2006 11:35:34 AM |
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Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
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18 Jul 2006 12:11:13 PM |
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"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
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1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
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| User: "Conspiracy of Doves" |
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| Title: Re: Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
18 Jul 2006 01:24:12 PM |
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Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
I once talked to a bibleoid who said that no children died in the
flood. He didn't explain it, he just insisted that no children died in
it. Maybe god made sure that no pregnancies occurred for twenty years
prior to the flood?
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| User: "Kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
19 Jul 2006 12:52:03 PM |
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"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply
because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't
be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even
the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
I once talked to a bibleoid who said that no children died in the
flood. He didn't explain it, he just insisted that no children died in
it. Maybe god made sure that no pregnancies occurred for twenty years
prior to the flood?
That must be one special version of the bible he has.....
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: It ain't necessarily so |
18 Jul 2006 01:18:47 PM |
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Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Well, you know how everybody used to live at least 880 years back
then......
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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18 Jul 2006 07:22:46 PM |
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On 18 Jul 2006 11:18:47 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Well, you know how everybody used to live at least 880 years back
then......
It was only the "companions" who would live that long and they did so by going
through about 16 human hosts. But when the great floods came there were no
longer enough human hosts. And especially since once a "companion" and human
join the human's immune system degrades (out of necessity to the "parasitic"
companion) by approximately 35% and makes the body more susceptible to illness
and death. So the Noah "companion" and his family decided that the only way to
insure survival would be to permanently merge their genes with their hosts'. The
"companion" would now be an integrated part of the human being and while this
insures the survival of "companion" genes as long as humans survive, we all have
shorter life spans now.
Ben
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| User: "Kathryn" |
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19 Jul 2006 12:51:09 PM |
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"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
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On 18 Jul 2006 11:18:47 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie" <user13@heathens.org.uk>
wrote:
Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single
living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply
because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't
be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even
the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Well, you know how everybody used to live at least 880 years back
then......
It was only the "companions" who would live that long and they did so by
going
through about 16 human hosts. But when the great floods came there were no
longer enough human hosts. And especially since once a "companion" and
human
join the human's immune system degrades (out of necessity to the
"parasitic"
companion) by approximately 35% and makes the body more susceptible to
illness
and death. So the Noah "companion" and his family decided that the only
way to
insure survival would be to permanently merge their genes with their
hosts'. The
"companion" would now be an integrated part of the human being and while
this
insures the survival of "companion" genes as long as humans survive, we
all have
shorter life spans now.
Ben
Isn't that the Goa'uld in StarGate?
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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19 Jul 2006 10:24:36 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:51:09 +0100, "Kathryn"
<kathrynahunternospamplease@btinternet.com> wrote:
"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
news:l7tqb251c7rkeftneuf8o181uco7m7qi5o@4ax.com...
On 18 Jul 2006 11:18:47 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie" <user13@heathens.org.uk>
wrote:
Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single
living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply
because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't
be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even
the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Well, you know how everybody used to live at least 880 years back
then......
It was only the "companions" who would live that long and they did so by
going
through about 16 human hosts. But when the great floods came there were no
longer enough human hosts. And especially since once a "companion" and
human
join the human's immune system degrades (out of necessity to the
"parasitic"
companion) by approximately 35% and makes the body more susceptible to
illness
and death. So the Noah "companion" and his family decided that the only
way to
insure survival would be to permanently merge their genes with their
hosts'. The
"companion" would now be an integrated part of the human being and while
this
insures the survival of "companion" genes as long as humans survive, we
all have
shorter life spans now.
Ben
Isn't that the Goa'uld in StarGate?
Where do you think they stole it from? :-)
Actually, I was vaguely recalling a story line from Deep Space 9.
Ben
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| User: "Kathryn" |
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20 Jul 2006 01:43:59 AM |
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"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:51:09 +0100, "Kathryn"
<kathrynahunternospamplease@btinternet.com> wrote:
"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
message
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On 18 Jul 2006 11:18:47 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie" <user13@heathens.org.uk>
wrote:
Kathryn wrote:
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single
living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply
because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really
wouldn't
be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all.
Even
the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back
again
though.
Well, you know how everybody used to live at least 880 years back
then......
It was only the "companions" who would live that long and they did so
by
going
through about 16 human hosts. But when the great floods came there were
no
longer enough human hosts. And especially since once a "companion" and
human
join the human's immune system degrades (out of necessity to the
"parasitic"
companion) by approximately 35% and makes the body more susceptible to
illness
and death. So the Noah "companion" and his family decided that the only
way to
insure survival would be to permanently merge their genes with their
hosts'. The
"companion" would now be an integrated part of the human being and while
this
insures the survival of "companion" genes as long as humans survive, we
all have
shorter life spans now.
Ben
Isn't that the Goa'uld in StarGate?
Where do you think they stole it from? :-)
Actually, I was vaguely recalling a story line from Deep Space 9.
Ben
Ahh yes the Trill!
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
19 Jul 2006 08:57:08 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:11:13 -0500, Kathryn wrote
(in article <iZ-dnS1Y6O-siyDZnZ2dnUVZ8qSdnZ2d@bt.com>):
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Kangaroos nothing, how about the Banana Slugs?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.³ -
Vintagewheels
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
19 Jul 2006 10:38:21 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:57:08 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:11:13 -0500, Kathryn wrote
(in article <iZ-dnS1Y6O-siyDZnZ2dnUVZ8qSdnZ2d@bt.com>):
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply because
he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really wouldn't be
better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them all. Even the
babies." Super diety you worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
Kangaroos nothing, how about the Banana Slugs?
But no dinosaurs or unicorns.
Ben
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Few Will Heed The Warning as in the days of Noah |
19 Jul 2006 11:14:17 PM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:57:08 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:11:13 -0500, Kathryn wrote
(in article <iZ-dnS1Y6O-siyDZnZ2dnUVZ8qSdnZ2d@bt.com>):
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single
living creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet
simply because he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah
there really wouldn't be better way to get folks to behave - I'll
just slaughter them all. Even the babies." Super diety you
worship there.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back
again though.
Kangaroos nothing, how about the Banana Slugs?
A great group. http://www.bananaslugstringband.com/ They performed at the
world music festival in Grass valley last week end.
In a serious tone I asked the leader, if he had a theme song. He gave me
that "I've got a wacko here" but politely said no and asked what I had in
mind. I said an old cowboy song would be appropriate. Again the look, but he
asked which one.
I sang "Happy Trails to you, until we meet again."
When he stopped laughing he made me repeat it to another band member.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:38:27 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Kathryn in episode
<iZ-dnS1Y6O-siyDZnZ2dnUVZ8qSdnZ2d@bt.com>...
"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net...
1 Peter 3:20
Ahh Noah
That'd be when your god decided to murder pretty much every single living
creature (billions upon billions of lifeforms) on the planet simply
because he was ***** at a few thousand right? "Yeah there really
wouldn't be better way to get folks to behave - I'll just slaughter them
all. Even the babies." Super diety you worship there.
He gets bored every now and then I guess.
I'm still confused about how they got the kangroos there and back again
though.
That's nothing, explain penguins...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robert Weldon" |
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18 Jul 2006 11:50:36 AM |
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"Almost Over" <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote in message
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1 Peter 3:20
The flood didn't happen, so your point is moot.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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20 Jul 2006 07:09:05 AM |
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(Almost Over) wrote in news:17009-44BD0DD6-526
@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net:
1 Peter 3:20
Another Dumbfuckistanian... Replete with gosh durn it, WEB Tee Vee!!
So, you a 'Bama boy?
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Plonked by Fred Stone 17/03/2006
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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20 Jul 2006 12:12:53 PM |
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It just occured to me that thre were no warnings in the days of Noah.
One minute it's life as normal and the next the water treading contest is
on.
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18 Jul 2006 04:01:18 PM |
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(Almost Over) wrote in news:17009-44BD0DD6-526
@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net:
1 Peter 3:20
Ezek. 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the
flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Go ***** ya se'f.
--
Doc Smartass
Investigate.
Indict.
Impeach.
Imprison.
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18 Jul 2006 01:22:12 PM |
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Almost Over <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote:
1 Peter 3:20
Damn! I thought we wiped out all the webtv bots.
Hey, troll, get a clue, this group is about atheism.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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19 Jul 2006 11:02:32 AM |
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Almost Over <WillieBHeard@webtv.net> wrote:
1 Peter 3:20
Lebowski 7:23
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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18 Jul 2006 01:32:25 PM |
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Odin 3:16
*eg*
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "sleepalot" |
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18 Jul 2006 06:12:17 PM |
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Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Odin 3:16
*eg*
Ah yes, but what about...
Hawaii 5:0
Ni-no 2:10
Kings Arms 8:30
She Was Only 16
Fireball XL:5
Big Mac 1:99
?
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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18 Jul 2006 07:41:55 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and "sleepalot"
<sleepy03@fsmail.net> posting the following on 18 Jul 2006 16:12:17
-0700 iin alt.atheism?
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Odin 3:16
*eg*
Ah yes, but what about...
Hawaii 5:0
Ni-no 2:10
Kings Arms 8:30
She Was Only 16
Fireball XL:5
Big Mac 1:99
Bonds 3:5, HR
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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18 Jul 2006 11:59:35 PM |
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sleepalot:
Ah yes, but what about...
Hawaii 5:0
Ni-no 2:10
Kings Arms 8:30
She Was Only 16
Fireball XL:5
Big Mac 1:99
?
All these are powerful scripture too &-}
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:25:25 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:35:34 -0400, (Almost
Over) wrote:
1 Peter 3:20
I love it. A wanker from webtv giving a warning about the END OF
THE FUCKING WORLD!.... and using a fake name.
What will your name be when you get Raptured? WillieBChickenshit?
We're supposed to take you seriously and you haven't the guts to
stand and be counted. If you're the product of your god, you can keep
it.
I use my real name which is a rarity for christians.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:37:07 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Almost Over in episode
<17009-44BD0DD6-526@storefull-3137.bay.webtv.net>...
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
<snork>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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18 Jul 2006 07:43:13 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and (Almost
Over) posting the following on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:35:34 -0400 iin
alt.atheism?
1 Peter 3:20
There wasn't a global flood, moron. It's a myth.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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