Religions > Atheism > Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life
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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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11 Jul 2006 03:17:11 PM |
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Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life |
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life |
12 Jul 2006 05:43:43 PM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life |
11 Jul 2006 04:43:00 PM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235
I thought you said "finest" it's Budweiser.
Which reminds me about the Brewery Tap in Shefford, they have a superb
range of beers including Budweiser on draft, but not the crap you have
to put up with in America, we're talking real Budweiser here.
Anyway, last summer me and my mate were in there and an American came in
and just asked for a Budweiser, the landlord carefully poured him a
pint, handed him the glass, took his money. The look on the blokes face
when he took a swig really made me wish I had a camera primed and ready.
He only drank 1/2 a pint and then left.
It's different to bottled stuff, but equally good.
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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| Title: Re: Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life |
11 Jul 2006 05:52:14 PM |
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Martin wrote:
Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235
I thought you said "finest" it's Budweiser.
OK then, Jesus is the Miller Genuine Draft of Saviours.
Which reminds me about the Brewery Tap in Shefford, they have a superb
range of beers including Budweiser on draft, but not the crap you have
to put up with in America, we're talking real Budweiser here.
Fortunately, I don't have to put up with Budweiser here in America,
unless I'm at a ballpark where nothing else is served. It's common
where I live for grocery stores to stock a wide range of craft beers
and at least a few imports. Bars and restaurants are more problematic.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Finest Malt, Choice Hops, Pure Spring Water, and Eternal Life |
11 Jul 2006 11:13:00 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Santolina chamaecyparissus
(santolina@juno.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Martin wrote:
Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235
I thought you said "finest" it's Budweiser.
OK then, Jesus is the Miller Genuine Draft of Saviours.
Which reminds me about the Brewery Tap in Shefford, they have a superb
range of beers including Budweiser on draft, but not the crap you have
to put up with in America, we're talking real Budweiser here.
Fortunately, I don't have to put up with Budweiser here in America,
unless I'm at a ballpark where nothing else is served. It's common
where I live for grocery stores to stock a wide range of craft beers
and at least a few imports. Bars and restaurants are more problematic.
I just finished off a 6-month gift of the beer of the month club, a
delivery of a dozen sixpacks of American microbrewery masterpieces. All
I can say in their favor is that after about three of them, you don't
care what they taste like any more. Blecccchhhh! Craft beers!
Last week I rejuvinated my backyard kegulator with a pony keg of Bud
Light. I wrapped an old sock around the metal fitting that passes
through the wall of the fridge, which sits just below the freezer box,
and used to freeze up, blocking the delivery of Jesus Juice. I was able
to turn up the fridgepower so I can just walk out to the backyard and
pour myself a freezing glass of Bud Light any time I want one.
Ohhhhhhh.
There's nothing like a Budweiser at 32 degrees Farenheit. Except for
another Budweiser at 32 degrees Farenheit.
Burrrrrpppppp.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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