Religions > Atheism > First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam
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16 Sep 2003 03:36:12 AM |
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First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
teen_cthulu_X
a.a. #1 - If God exists - then why am I so stupid?-
Now there is an atheist of an even higher order - The Junior
Rainbow atheist ! Now - You may recieve one of these very
rare J.R.a #'s to symbolize your membership in
this even more exclusive society !
Of course, you cannot just ask for a J.R.a. # - You cannot
buy or even 'beg' a J.R.a. # . But you may Apply for one.
To that end - All those seeking a J.R.a. # must TEST for it !
Lets begin. The following are the first 10 actual questions.
OK here we go :
1. If a fundy Christian forced you to choose the one person
you consider to be the smartest person who has ever
lived . Who would that be ?
A. Me
B. Myself
C. I
D. Spock
2. If you 'Could' have a friend someday - who would you like
that friend to be like ?
A. Lenny from happy days
B. Spock
C. Mom
3. Thinking about the Weather tomorrow - most likely it will be ?
A. Sunny and Clear
B. Intermittent Sunshine
C. Partly Cloudy with a light drizzle
4. *^#!+@ Christians
4. My favorite movie of all time is :
A. matrix
B. matrix #2
C. the matrix after matrix #2
5. My favorite color/article of clothing is :
A. Black trench coat with matching accessories
B. All black - trenchcoat,boots,pants,t-shirt,socks,&,underwear
C. All black but with pink underwear the *^%@!# Christians
can't see.
6. People who think me painfully immature do so because:
A. A Genius is never recognized until after he dies dead
B. They are all so jealous !
C. They are *^%@!# Christians
7. As a J.R.a [Junior Rainbow atheist] - when you hear the term
'daddy' - what immediately comes to mind ?
A. *^%@!# daddy
B. Spock
C. some guy my mom dated once the year before I was born
D. *^%@!# Christians !
8. Any person who appears to be well adjusted and speaks well
of daddy is :
A. A *^%@!# Christian
B. A Slave to the Amerikkkan corporate system
C. Donny Osmond
9. When someone points out that Catholic priests
molest young men by an overwhelming percentage
compared to women - your reply should be :
A. Its a well known scientific fact that Girls Never
Complain. So, of course, it just 'looks'like its
all boys.
B. everyone knows that God said in the Bible that
homosexuals are the zenith of accomplishment in
nature and are much more noble then heterosexuals
and THEREFORE when these men molest Boys they
turn themselves in immediately! - whereas
Heterosexual men are Not Really Heterosexuals
and they try to hide it. For Old Testament proof
- please find the part where David invited
Johnathan to the prom.
C. Because there is NO reason . Don't you even under-
stand that? Just as there is No reason for the
universe. It's like the universe - just a random
happening, for absolutely no reason - it means
Nothing. Can't you even understand that?
D. Because you obviously have NOT read Dr. Bruce
lightloafers seminal work "Spacial Considerations
Over Time in the Sociological Rectory" the
authoratative work. [see loc cit. "Rainbow Journal
of Pedastry" 1999]. If you HAD of read it you
would KNOW about the lack of Catholic girls
in proximity to rectories which over a mean
constant of time means there is Much Less access
to girls.
E. Shhhh - Shut Up ! You *^%@!# Christian
10. Lets take a common scenario every atheist fears.
A 'fundy Christian' has kidnapped you - and locked you
in a basement where you have been forced to watch
700 club re-runs for a week.Then the coward presents
you with the following 2 - trains math problem :
Problem:
2 cities are 100 miles apart. In each city a train leaves
at the same time traveling at 100 miles an hour - how
long until the trains collide ? How would you - as a
'J.R.a.' answer ? You can pick Only one answer :
A. Inform the fundy that the math problem itself is an
example of 'Argumentum ad amtrackum' - which is
J.R.a ' logical fallacy' #1234 [fundies don't
never know nuttin.]
B. Ask the fundy if the train stations exist in the
space-time continuum postulated by Dr. Schnitzer-
Stein, or if these are just regular trains.
C. Scold the fundy - Tell him that this is no test for a
Junior Rainbow atheist and is truely beneath you.
If he insists - go ahead and give him the correct
answer - 2 hours
D. Remind the fundy that your're a theoretical physicist
and not a mathematician - Yes - you have spent the
last 12 years delving into the deeper mysteries of
the space-time continuum - But - the university gave
you an atomic-powered calculator when you enrolled
and most of your time was not spent with math, but
rather looking into microscopes at 'small stuff' and
into telescopes at 'big stuff'.
E. Look sideways at the Christian and mutter - *%^#*! Christians
As of now - 'yowie' has recieved #10 , 'quibbler' has # 14
numbers 8 and 11 have also been taken.
bob :):):)
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
16 Sep 2003 11:05:07 AM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<LOucnewuTcEWV_uiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
teen_cthulu_X
a.a. #1 - If God exists - then why am I so stupid?-
Now there is an atheist of an even higher order - The Junior
Rainbow atheist ! Now - You may recieve one of these very
rare J.R.a #'s to symbolize your membership in
this even more exclusive society !
Of course, you cannot just ask for a J.R.a. # - You cannot
buy or even 'beg' a J.R.a. # . But you may Apply for one.
To that end - All those seeking a J.R.a. # must TEST for it !
Lets begin. The following are the first 10 actual questions.
OK here we go :
1. If a fundy Christian forced you to choose the one person
you consider to be the smartest person who has ever
lived . Who would that be ?
A. Me
B. Myself
C. I
D. Spock
2. If you 'Could' have a friend someday - who would you like
that friend to be like ?
A. Lenny from happy days
B. Spock
C. Mom
3. Thinking about the Weather tomorrow - most likely it will be ?
A. Sunny and Clear
B. Intermittent Sunshine
C. Partly Cloudy with a light drizzle
4. *^#!+@ Christians
4. My favorite movie of all time is :
A. matrix
B. matrix #2
C. the matrix after matrix #2
5. My favorite color/article of clothing is :
A. Black trench coat with matching accessories
B. All black - trenchcoat,boots,pants,t-shirt,socks,&,underwear
C. All black but with pink underwear the *^%@!# Christians
can't see.
6. People who think me painfully immature do so because:
A. A Genius is never recognized until after he dies dead
B. They are all so jealous !
C. They are *^%@!# Christians
7. As a J.R.a [Junior Rainbow atheist] - when you hear the term
'daddy' - what immediately comes to mind ?
A. *^%@!# daddy
B. Spock
C. some guy my mom dated once the year before I was born
D. *^%@!# Christians !
8. Any person who appears to be well adjusted and speaks well
of daddy is :
A. A *^%@!# Christian
B. A Slave to the Amerikkkan corporate system
C. Donny Osmond
9. When someone points out that Catholic priests
molest young men by an overwhelming percentage
compared to women - your reply should be :
A. Its a well known scientific fact that Girls Never
Complain. So, of course, it just 'looks'like its
all boys.
B. everyone knows that God said in the Bible that
homosexuals are the zenith of accomplishment in
nature and are much more noble then heterosexuals
and THEREFORE when these men molest Boys they
turn themselves in immediately! - whereas
Heterosexual men are Not Really Heterosexuals
and they try to hide it. For Old Testament proof
- please find the part where David invited
Johnathan to the prom.
C. Because there is NO reason . Don't you even under-
stand that? Just as there is No reason for the
universe. It's like the universe - just a random
happening, for absolutely no reason - it means
Nothing. Can't you even understand that?
D. Because you obviously have NOT read Dr. Bruce
lightloafers seminal work "Spacial Considerations
Over Time in the Sociological Rectory" the
authoratative work. [see loc cit. "Rainbow Journal
of Pedastry" 1999]. If you HAD of read it you
would KNOW about the lack of Catholic girls
in proximity to rectories which over a mean
constant of time means there is Much Less access
to girls.
E. Shhhh - Shut Up ! You *^%@!# Christian
10. Lets take a common scenario every atheist fears.
A 'fundy Christian' has kidnapped you - and locked you
in a basement where you have been forced to watch
700 club re-runs for a week.Then the coward presents
you with the following 2 - trains math problem :
Problem:
2 cities are 100 miles apart. In each city a train leaves
at the same time traveling at 100 miles an hour - how
long until the trains collide ? How would you - as a
'J.R.a.' answer ? You can pick Only one answer :
A. Inform the fundy that the math problem itself is an
example of 'Argumentum ad amtrackum' - which is
J.R.a ' logical fallacy' #1234 [fundies don't
never know nuttin.]
B. Ask the fundy if the train stations exist in the
space-time continuum postulated by Dr. Schnitzer-
Stein, or if these are just regular trains.
C. Scold the fundy - Tell him that this is no test for a
Junior Rainbow atheist and is truely beneath you.
If he insists - go ahead and give him the correct
answer - 2 hours
D. Remind the fundy that your're a theoretical physicist
and not a mathematician - Yes - you have spent the
last 12 years delving into the deeper mysteries of
the space-time continuum - But - the university gave
you an atomic-powered calculator when you enrolled
and most of your time was not spent with math, but
rather looking into microscopes at 'small stuff' and
into telescopes at 'big stuff'.
E. Look sideways at the Christian and mutter - *%^#*! Christians
As of now - 'yowie' has recieved #10 , 'quibbler' has # 14
numbers 8 and 11 have also been taken.
bob :):):)
*%^#*! Christian
jwk
BAAWA
OK, I know it was a slam, but it was kind of funny all the same.
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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| Title: Re: First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
16 Sep 2003 08:38:55 AM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
<snip>
With all the time he spent writing this, you'd think it'd be funnier.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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16 Sep 2003 09:44:59 AM |
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On 16 Sep 2003, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:4i4emvkj7k8jui1f89coufgj5o37t3demf@4ax.com:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
<snip>
With all the time he spent writing this, you'd think it'd be funnier.
I know, right?
Did you notice how the entire thing oozes with the bitter, angry idea
that atheists terribly persecute and torment Christians?
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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16 Sep 2003 01:29:20 PM |
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Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On 16 Sep 2003, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:4i4emvkj7k8jui1f89coufgj5o37t3demf@4ax.com:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
<snip>
With all the time he spent writing this, you'd think it'd be funnier.
I know, right?
Did you notice how the entire thing oozes with the bitter, angry idea
that atheists terribly persecute and torment Christians?
I thought the whole thing was rather sad. It struck me as something akin
to that kid in class who's just dying to be the "class clown" but who
simply isn't funny. He keeps coming up with more and more stuff thinking
it the height of wit but not realizing that it's just dull and
pointless.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "bob" |
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16 Sep 2003 02:06:01 PM |
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"John Hattan" <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in message
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Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On 16 Sep 2003, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:4i4emvkj7k8jui1f89coufgj5o37t3demf@4ax.com:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
<snip>
With all the time he spent writing this, you'd think it'd be funnier.
I know, right?
Did you notice how the entire thing oozes with the bitter, angry idea
that atheists terribly persecute and torment Christians?
I thought the whole thing was rather sad. It struck me as something akin
to that kid in class who's just dying to be the "class clown" but who
simply isn't funny. He keeps coming up with more and more stuff thinking
it the height of wit but not realizing that it's just dull and
pointless.
Awwwwww :) come'on john :) - really there are some really funny
parts in there :) Just cause they are too close for comfort does
not automatically make them 'sad' :) .. I think you protest 'way
too much' . You know , some atheists even thought some of them
'cute' :) . Now - dull and pointless may suit your response :)
bob :):):)
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Wolf333" |
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16 Sep 2003 04:08:53 PM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Hattan" <john@thecodezone.com> wrote in message
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Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On 16 Sep 2003, John Hattan <john@thecodezone.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:4i4emvkj7k8jui1f89coufgj5o37t3demf@4ax.com:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
<snip>
With all the time he spent writing this, you'd think it'd be funnier.
I know, right?
Did you notice how the entire thing oozes with the bitter, angry idea
that atheists terribly persecute and torment Christians?
I thought the whole thing was rather sad. It struck me as something akin
to that kid in class who's just dying to be the "class clown" but who
simply isn't funny. He keeps coming up with more and more stuff thinking
it the height of wit but not realizing that it's just dull and
pointless.
Awwwwww :) come'on john :) - really there are some really funny
parts in there :) Just cause they are too close for comfort does
not automatically make them 'sad' :) .. I think you protest 'way
too much' . You know , some atheists even thought some of them
'cute' :) . Now - dull and pointless may suit your response :)
bob :):):)
I think you've mistaken "really, really stupid" for funny.
--
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"blood-red canal birds particular traffic climb" - anonymous, oddly Zen-like
spammer
Michael Wolfe
aa #1912
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| User: "D Wolf" |
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22 Sep 2003 09:16:14 AM |
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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:06:01 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
Awwwwww :) come'on john :) - really there are some really funny
parts in there :)
Not, really, no,
Your act would not last on the Gong Show.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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16 Sep 2003 11:30:29 AM |
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
--
John Popelish
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| User: "bob" |
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16 Sep 2003 12:45:23 PM |
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
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| User: "jwk" |
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17 Sep 2003 07:48:48 AM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<QFmdnUmFkIjZ1vqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "bob" |
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| Title: Re: First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
17 Sep 2003 12:28:21 PM |
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
17 Sep 2003 05:58:18 PM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<KtqdnSPAw_5bBfWiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
that's just me.)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "bob" |
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18 Sep 2003 01:42:09 AM |
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two
would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is
a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle
later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
that's just me.)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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18 Sep 2003 07:13:07 PM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<RqWcnaclw9lPz_SiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two
would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is
a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle
later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
Why are you so freakin smiley?
that's just me.)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
jwk
BAAWA
I really don't see much difference between what I said and what you did.
-LisaKay
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You
two
would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky
is
a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your
first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as
petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual
lifestyle
later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
Why are you so freakin smiley?
Because i'm a VERY happy person :) Really ...they just
flow out - even if i think someone is an bozo junior rainbow
atheist and devoid of thought and they say stupid stuff :)
i can still smile :) about it ...I CAN"T HELP IT :)
that's just me.)
-LisaKay
aa #2054
jwk
BAAWA
I really don't see much difference between what I said and what you did.
-LisaKay
I gotta admit - i did not :) 'unnerstan' the above sentence :) bob
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19 Sep 2003 03:39:37 PM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<kFadncyy0sR2P_eiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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I really don't see much difference between what I said and what you did.
-LisaKay
I gotta admit - i did not :) 'unnerstan' the above sentence :) bob
Let's try that again....
I do not see much :) difference :) between the words you wrote and the
words I wrote. Both of us said that many :) homosexuals :) are told
by their fellow believers that they will be :) punished :) in an
afterlife for being gay. You just said so in many :) more :) words
than I did. You seem to think that :) if :) you twist your :) words
:) around enough and use enough words, it will all sound :) nice :)
and :) happy :).
UNNERSTAN?!
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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20 Sep 2003 07:27:51 PM |
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You
two
would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky
is
a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your
first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as
petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual
lifestyle
later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
Why are you so freakin smiley?
Because i'm a VERY happy person :) Really ...they just
flow out - even if i think someone is an bozo junior rainbow
atheist and devoid of thought and they say stupid stuff :)
i can still smile :) about it ...I CAN"T HELP IT :)
Hey "Scooter," a while back you said this about
the Dixie Chicks:
They may think they will get hollywood acceptance or
free advertising or maybe they are just plain stupid -
but -their giving aid and comfort to sadam will cost
American lives - how many i dont know. ..but
every time one of these American hating
, usefull idiots do something like this : sadam
becomes more intransigent and that will cost
young Americans their lives. I hope they really enjoy
the "commercial" success - because an awful
price will and has been paid by many to provide
the dixie-idiots with the country that provides
that success.
----
But now that Americans are really dying for reasons having
to do with the ineptness of a certain head of state whose
***** you kiss, we don't hear a peep out of you about
American lives being lost.
Why is that Scooter Bob? Why are you so happy while Americans
are dying? It seems you can't even afford to pay lip
service to caring any more. The Dixie Chicks didn't cost
a single American life. Bush's lies have, and that is just
ok with you, isn't it?
Did you ever get your little scooter fixed by a big, strong
"manly" mechanic, Scooter Bob?
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19 Sep 2003 12:05:00 PM |
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You
two
would
be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky
is
a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your
first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as
petty
spite. Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual
?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism .
bob :)
Possibly because if they are raised as christians, they are told that
they will burn in hell for all eternity (or worse) because of their
feelings. I can't believe that there are _any_ christian homosexuals.
(Honestly I can't see why anyone would be a christian at all, but
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual
lifestyle
later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
Why are you so freakin smiley?
Because i'm a VERY happy person :) Really ...they just
flow out - even if i think someone is an bozo junior rainbow
atheist and devoid of thought and they say stupid stuff :)
i can still smile :) about it ...I CAN"T HELP IT :)
You're an *****. You intersperse smileys with the nastiest comments.
That shows an unbalanced mind. Get help. And ***** while you do
it. *****.
jwk
BAAWA
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18 Sep 2003 04:54:59 AM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:42:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle
later on.
You are very lucky. You haven't met a fundy. Or a JW, or a LDS member.
A lot of firm believers (of usually monotheistic religions!) are
absolutely convinced that gays burn in hell.
Besides, you can't choose a 'homo lifestyle'. Not anymore than
straights choose a 'straight life style' or handicapped a 'wheelchair
lifestyle'.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality.
atheist speak = something that does not agree with your religion?
What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives.
We call that in one word brainwashing. Mind if I ask if you also try
to talk handicapped out of their choosen wheelchair lifestyle?
If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's.
I'm afraid you contract your opening statement with this line.
Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
What a pity that you don't obey all the other commands in Leviticus...
it would save you burning in hell.
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
The feelings are mutual. I can understand why people are theists, but
I fail to understand why they choose to be fundies.
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19 Sep 2003 01:31:49 AM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:42:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People
who spend time as children in the church and know the teachings
and have a relationship with others in the church are NEVER just
told they are going to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle
later on.
You are very lucky. You haven't met a fundy. Or a JW, or a LDS member.
A lot of firm believers (of usually monotheistic religions!) are
absolutely convinced that gays burn in hell.
Besides, you can't choose a 'homo lifestyle'. Not anymore than
straights choose a 'straight life style' or handicapped a 'wheelchair
lifestyle'.
Guess what :) - being in a wheelchair is a physical manifestation :)
it's like atheists who claim homosexuality is genetic :) - genetic
means you get blue eyes genius :) - not that you are a homosexual.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality.
atheist speak = something that does not agree with your religion?
Atheist speak is the inability to differentiate between molesting
little boys and blue eyes :)
What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long
periods if necessary by friends and relatives.
We call that in one word brainwashing. Mind if I ask if you also try
to talk handicapped out of their choosen wheelchair lifestyle?
We ? :) - you and your multiple personalities :) - you and your
little religious band of atheists :) what we ? Brainwashing for
your information is a lot different than counseling :) - or
discussion :) Sorry you are unable to differentiate :) - of course -
i could buy into it by pointing out your post is an attempt at
brainwashing right :) :) :)
p.s. look up 'spitzer' the 'atheist' :) who led the original drive
to have psychologists change homosexuality from a disorder
to a choice :) - He claims vehemently that homosexuality
is changeable and documents people who have changed :)
NO one there genius has 'documented' people changing
their wheelchair status via 'counseling' and a 'desire to
change' . Can you 'unnnerstan' ? prolly not :)
If the person still
chooses to pursue the homosexual acts then the person will
definitely be made aware [he is already in most cases if he can
read the text] - That separation from God is the outcome of any
purposefull denial of God's.
I'm afraid you contract your opening statement with this line.
i 'contracted' my opening statement :) - ohhhhh nooooooo
Often it's a sorta vice president
Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but the
Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
What a pity that you don't obey all the other commands in Leviticus...
it would save you burning in hell.
Christians don't obey ANY of the commands of the mosaic covenant/
levitical law you fruitcake !!! If they do they are 'outside of Christ'
and lost . Get a CLUE :)
bob :)
Personally, i cannot see why anyone would be naieve enough
to be an atheist :) bob :):):)
The feelings are mutual. I can understand why people are theists, but
I fail to understand why they choose to be fundies.
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22 Sep 2003 09:40:28 AM |
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On 19 Sep 2003, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:0pidnY6TPcV4PPeiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net:
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality.
atheist speak = something that does not agree with your religion?
Atheist speak is the inability to differentiate between molesting
little boys and blue eyes :)
If this doesn't show his award-winning ignorance I don't know what does.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized
I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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19 Sep 2003 05:25:36 AM |
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 23:31:49 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
You are very lucky. You haven't met a fundy. Or a JW, or a LDS member.
A lot of firm believers (of usually monotheistic religions!) are
absolutely convinced that gays burn in hell.
Besides, you can't choose a 'homo lifestyle'. Not anymore than
straights choose a 'straight life style' or handicapped a 'wheelchair
lifestyle'.
Guess what :) - being in a wheelchair is a physical manifestation :)
Guess :) what :) - I :) thought :) are :) our :) smiley :) loving :)
homophobic :) bobby :):):)
Why :) be:) bloody:) irritating, :) when :) you :) be:) bob?:):):):)
What :) gives :) you :) the :) idea :) you :) can :) CHOOSE :) your :)
sexuality? :) - Did :) you :) choose :) your :) sexuality? :):):)
it's like atheists who claim homosexuality is genetic :) - genetic
means you get blue eyes genius :) - not that you are a homosexual.
Tell :) us :) then :) when :) did :) you :) decide :) you :)
preferred :) girls :) rather :) than :) boys? :):):)
Did :) you :) try :) out :) both :) varieties? :):):):)
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality.
atheist speak = something that does not agree with your religion?
Atheist speak is the inability to differentiate between molesting
little boys and blue eyes :)
No :) that :) is :) imbecilic :) speak, :) iow :) bobby speak :):):)
The :) majority :) by :) far :) of :) childmolesters :) are :)
straigth :):) :) :)
Go a bit easier on the smilies bobby. It is not remotely amusing.
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19 Sep 2003 09:31:47 AM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> astounded us with:
news:i6ilmvkqp4jguos83gsm7brfvvo1m7vjan@4ax.com:
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 23:31:49 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
You are very lucky. You haven't met a fundy. Or a JW, or a LDS member.
A lot of firm believers (of usually monotheistic religions!) are
absolutely convinced that gays burn in hell.
Besides, you can't choose a 'homo lifestyle'. Not anymore than
straights choose a 'straight life style' or handicapped a 'wheelchair
lifestyle'.
Guess what :) - being in a wheelchair is a physical manifestation :)
Guess :) what :) - I :) thought :) are :) our :) smiley :) loving :)
homophobic :) bobby :):):)
Why :) be:) bloody:) irritating, :) when :) you :) be:) bob?:):):):)
What :) gives :) you :) the :) idea :) you :) can :) CHOOSE :) your :)
sexuality? :) - Did :) you :) choose :) your :) sexuality? :):):)
it's like atheists who claim homosexuality is genetic :) - genetic
means you get blue eyes genius :) - not that you are a homosexual.
Tell :) us :) then :) when :) did :) you :) decide :) you :)
preferred :) girls :) rather :) than :) boys? :):):)
Did :) you :) try :) out :) both :) varieties? :):):):)
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality.
atheist speak = something that does not agree with your religion?
Atheist speak is the inability to differentiate between molesting
little boys and blue eyes :)
No :) that :) is :) imbecilic :) speak, :) iow :) bobby speak :):):)
The :) majority :) by :) far :) of :) childmolesters :) are :)
straigth :):) :) :)
Go a bit easier on the smilies bobby. It is not remotely amusing.
Jos, he's_a_troll, spoil_his_fun, _plonk_him...
--
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
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18 Sep 2003 10:07:55 AM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:42:09 -0700, bob wrote:
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People who
spend time as children in the church and know the teachings and have a
relationship with others in the church are NEVER just told they are going
to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long periods
if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still chooses to
pursue the homosexual acts then the person will definitely be made aware
[he is already in most cases if he can read the text] - That separation
from God is the outcome of any purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a
sorta vice president Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but
the Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Now you're just being a fucking liar.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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19 Sep 2003 01:33:29 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:42:09 -0700, bob wrote:
First off - you are making extremely simplistic statements. People who
spend time as children in the church and know the teachings and have a
relationship with others in the church are NEVER just told they are
going
to Burn in hell if they choose a homosexual lifestyle later on.
That is 'atheist speak' and not at all close to reality. What usually
happens is that the person is patiently counseled over very long periods
if necessary by friends and relatives . If the person still chooses to
pursue the homosexual acts then the person will definitely be made aware
[he is already in most cases if he can read the text] - That separation
from God is the outcome of any purposefull denial of God's. Often it's a
sorta vice president Cheney type of deal where the child is accepted but
the Lord's Word is NOT compromised by that acceptance.
Now you're just being a fucking liar.
ummm actually no :) - but you are obviously incapable of discussing
the truth of the above statement with ANYTHING other than your
innate rush to emotional irrationality :)
Mark K. Bilbo
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18 Sep 2003 10:07:21 AM |
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:28:21 -0700, bob wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
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"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
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Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two
would be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the desire
for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both your
biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty spite.
Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual ?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism . bob :)
Ever occurred to you that marginalized people have had to think about
issues such as religion more than the "mainstream?"
I mean, when the mainstream religion wants you dead, you kinda end up
having to think about things rather than just going along with the herd...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "bob" |
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19 Sep 2003 01:42:05 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.18.15.07.20.743959@eac.org...
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:28:21 -0700, bob wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0309170448.3be1ab16@posting.google.com...
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<QFmdnUmFkIjZ1vqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two
would be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire
for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both your
biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite.
Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual ?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism . bob :)
Ever occurred to you that marginalized people have had to think about
issues such as religion more than the "mainstream?"
Actually the right answer is the scriptural answer - people like you
who reject God are often 'turned over' to homosexuality . The scripture
is perfectly willing to deal with the question of why homosexuals are
over-represented in atheism .
[KJV]
Romans 1:24
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through
the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies
between themselves
Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up to VILE Affections . For
even their WOMEN did CHANGE the Natural use into
that which is Against Nature.
Romans 1:27
And likewise, also the MEN, leaving the Natural Use of
the woman, turned in their Lust one toward another; MEN
with MEN, working that which is Unseemly, and recieving
in themselves that recompence of their error which was
meed
Yeah ...yeah ..i know :) - you don't wanna hear no bible quotes :)
But the scripture has and has had for 2000 years the answer of
EXACTLY why homosexuals are over-represented in atheism
and it ain't because of your thesis that - homosexuals are marginalized
into thinking more about religion :) - truth is homosexuals are
much more interested in the bathhouse than anything to do with
the house of God.
I mean, when the mainstream religion wants you dead, you kinda end up
having to think about things rather than just going along with the herd...
Mainstream religion wants you natural and alive in the only sexual
realm that leads to life and happiness :) Hoping for the repentance
of men does not mean Jesus wanted them 'dead' - in fact He died
for them - to redeem them . bob :)
Mark K. Bilbo
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19 Sep 2003 12:11:33 PM |
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"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<sladnXv5LZvROfeiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.18.15.07.20.743959@eac.org...
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:28:21 -0700, bob wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0309170448.3be1ab16@posting.google.com...
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<QFmdnUmFkIjZ1vqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You two
would be ideal companions (if you are not both the same person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky is a
female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards the
desire
for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your first
post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both your
biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as petty
spite.
Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual ?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism . bob :)
Ever occurred to you that marginalized people have had to think about
issues such as religion more than the "mainstream?"
Actually the right answer is the scriptural answer - people like you
who reject God are often 'turned over' to homosexuality . The scripture
is perfectly willing to deal with the question of why homosexuals are
over-represented in atheism .
OK bob, thank your mother for the shiney new computer and tell her all
about how you told off the evil. homo atheists. Feel proud, go to
your church and tell the whole congregation how you ***** a bunch
of atheists. Do any damn thing you please, but just SHUT THE FUICK
UP! You are too stupid to even understand the difference between
homosexuality and atheism, so go play with the other nitwits in the
xian bible groups. You are just an annoying pimple here.
I realize you think you will get everlasting glory sucking your god's
***** because you spent a few days making nasty statements at atheists.
If your god really existed he would be the sorriest *****
ever to take nasty little shits like you to him. But you can't see
how horrible a little ***** you are. You have been told that watching
people burn isn't sadistic but a benefit of being christian. You
little *****. FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY.
jwk
BAAWA
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19 Sep 2003 02:57:25 PM |
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On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 10:11:33 -0700, jwk wrote:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<sladnXv5LZvROfeiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.18.15.07.20.743959@eac.org...
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:28:21 -0700, bob wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0309170448.3be1ab16@posting.google.com...
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<QFmdnUmFkIjZ1vqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You
two would be ideal companions (if you are not both the same
person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky
is a female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards
the
desire
for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your
first post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written
the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as
petty
spite.
Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual ?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism . bob :)
Ever occurred to you that marginalized people have had to think about
issues such as religion more than the "mainstream?"
Actually the right answer is the scriptural answer - people like you who
reject God are often 'turned over' to homosexuality . The scripture is
perfectly willing to deal with the question of why homosexuals are
over-represented in atheism .
OK bob, thank your mother for the shiney new computer and tell her all
about how you told off the evil. homo atheists. Feel proud, go to your
church and tell the whole congregation how you ***** a bunch of
atheists. Do any damn thing you please, but just SHUT THE FUICK UP! You
are too stupid to even understand the difference between homosexuality and
atheism, so go play with the other nitwits in the xian bible groups. You
are just an annoying pimple here.
I realize you think you will get everlasting glory sucking your god's *****
because you spent a few days making nasty statements at atheists.
If your god really existed he would be the sorriest *****
ever to take nasty little shits like you to him. But you can't see how
horrible a little ***** you are. You have been told that watching people
burn isn't sadistic but a benefit of being christian. You little *****.
FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY.
Oh damn, now you've turned him on...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| Title: Re: First 10 Questions On The Junior Rainbow atheist Qualifying Exam |
22 Sep 2003 07:56:27 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.19.19.57.24.802564@eac.org>...
On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 10:11:33 -0700, jwk wrote:
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<sladnXv5LZvROfeiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.18.15.07.20.743959@eac.org...
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:28:21 -0700, bob wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0309170448.3be1ab16@posting.google.com...
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message
news:<QFmdnUmFkIjZ1vqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...
"John Popelish" <jpopelish@rica.net> wrote in message
news:3F673C1D.F5E2158E@rica.net...
Bob, (if that is your real name) I hope you meet Maky M. You
two would be ideal companions (if you are not both the same
person).
Is 'Maky M' also good-looking and intelligent ? Hopefully Maky
is a female as i cannot abide the usual atheist tendency towards
the
desire
for 'same sex' sexual encounters :)
John Popelish
Now see, you blew it. You could have made a good case that your
first post was humorous, and sold that line, if you hadn't written
the
The post made it's own case :) it was humourous AND effective
above. The characterization of atheists as homosexual shows *both
your biases. You exposed your true motives in the first post as
petty
spite.
Go ***** yourself.
Just curious - does this bother you because you are or are not a
homosexual ?
Honestly - homosexuals are WAY overrepresented in atheism . bob :)
Ever occurred to you that marginalized people have had to think about
issues such as religion more than the "mainstream?"
Actually the right answer is the scriptural answer - people like you who
reject God are often 'turned over' to homosexuality . The scripture is
perfectly willing to deal with the question of why homosexuals are
over-represented in atheism .
OK bob, thank your mother for the shiney new computer and tell her all
about how you told off the evil. homo atheists. Feel proud, go to your
church and tell the whole congregation how you ***** a bunch of
atheists. Do any damn thing you please, but just SHUT THE FUICK UP! You
are too stupid to even understand the difference between homosexuality and
atheism, so go play with the other nitwits in the xian bible groups. You
are just an annoying pimple here.
I realize you think you will get everlasting glory sucking your god's *****
because you spent a few days making nasty statements at atheists.
If your god really existed he would be the sorriest *****
ever to take nasty little shits like you to him. But you can't see how
horrible a little ***** you are. You have been told that watching people
burn isn't sadistic but a benefit of being christian. You little *****.
FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY.
Oh damn, now you've turned him on...
It all depends upon how things are played. I don't mind being the
butt of a joke if it isn't taken too seriously by the teller. This
guy turned from sarcastic to nasty, showing his true nature. I
apologise for giving him the benefit of the doubt the first time he
posted.
jwk
BAAWA
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