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"Enkidu" |
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25 Dec 2005 11:51:32 AM |
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Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
And if you believe in that supreme power, you have to believe that *it*
came from nothing? Which is harder: to believe that a super-simple
universe, emergent from nothing, iterating simple algorithms billions of
times, brought about all the wonderful complexity you see around you, or
that a super-complicated and mightily all-powerful God built a simple and
undignified little universe of pain and sorrow, leaving no coherent
explanation whatsoever?
-- Elf M. Sternberg
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
26 Dec 2005 12:55:21 AM |
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In article <Xns9737644DBED1255229@130.133.1.4>,
Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
Heh! Heh!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
26 Dec 2005 12:21:53 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2005 17:51:32 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
25 Dec 2005 11:58:22 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Enkidu (jdwnx4702
@sneakemail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
Yes, a truly great flood...
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
26 Dec 2005 12:24:21 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:58:22 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Enkidu (jdwnx4702
@sneakemail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
Yes, a truly great flood...
Yellow rain.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Hamish McNugget" |
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| Title: Re: Flood Desrtoys Presidential Library |
25 Dec 2005 02:16:37 PM |
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Recently, Enkidu shared the following :
Flood Destroys Presidential Library
Steve Lasagna
FauxNews
A flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George
W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the
books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
Such a shame. W hadn't even finished coloring the second one!
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.
..
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'Hamish'
aa #2134 a-vet #20
Mercenary Chef
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